Dies to Removal

Eh...just block it with an Ash Zealot. Or a Hound. Or Frostburn Weird.

Bonfire for 2?

I mean, it can't be as bad as Swagtusk, Huntmaster, or Centaur Healer, right? C'mon, guys, we've been dealing with ridiculous cards like this all season, right? I ain't skerred.

I'm with Khaos. The card in my opinion is pretty busted and a format staple, but it's still fair. The card doesn't have protection so we can still rampage over it, beat it with bigger guys, and stromkirk past it. It IS pretty ghey on turn 2 though. I am going to laugh at the first person who doesn't know that I can still kill it with my boros reckoner trigger.

Cards fine; we've faced worse BS before. Wouldn't be WotC if they weren't making crutch cards for UW players to feel good about themselves with.

Im so smart, he's so dumb....only I, the genius control player could figure out this card is good against red aggro!

Anyway, you know your mates are true friends when they stand guard outside the public toilet you're railing your girl in. That's loyalty. I'm really shitfaced at the moment FYI.

This is happening.

Z, your drunken bathroom debauchery is worthy of one of my Hangover-esque escapades. I applaud you, sir. +1

I guess since I used to be a blue mage, that could be a metaphor for me fusing with the various clan folks here. No idea who has the balls to bother wielding that clusterfuck of Khaos. Unless Thirst's cock has developed opposable thumbs.

I will take the sword to Mordor.

One does not simply lava-surf into Morodor!

Fucked up my hand today. Pocket knife gave me a fairly large laceration on my left index finger. Relatively big flap of skin hanging off. Hard to type. Needed 7 stitches. Had to wait in the ER for 1 and a half hours before they went in to fix it up.

Got back from court.

A deal has been offered to my ex but not accepted yet. They'll drop charges down to a misdemeanor parental interference, suspended execution of sentence with two years of probation, no contact except what has been court ordered, mandatory counseling, and parenting classes. I wasn't happy with it at first, but it's probably the best we can expect.

I know I'm not totally up to date on the happenings, but I'm glad to hear that there may be some closure in your life.

Thanks, suga. The Cliff's Notes version of the saga is that me ex
kidnapped my daughter and her 4-year old sister and dragged them to Mexico for 10 days in December 2012. She spent the first six months of 2013 in jail. Today was supposed to be the first hearing for her criminal trial.

The more I think about it, the more I can see this as being worse than jail for her. She hates schedules, especially something that's being imposed on her.

White Russians are pretty awesome.

Dude, I'm not Mr Lebowski, I'm the Dude!

Just caught a look at a new M14 card.

Fiendslayer Paladin [mana]1ww[/mana](Rare)
Creature- Human Knight
First Strike, Lifelink
Fiendslayer Paladin can't be the target of black or red spells your opponents control.
2/2

Why does WotC hate us?

Meh. The first strike and lifelink are the most interesting things about this guy. Otherwise, block it with a Reckoner or a Knight of Infamy. I expect this will initially be overpriced until people realize it's just not that great.

I fully approve of drunken Z.

Got back from court.

A deal has been offered to my ex but not accepted yet. They'll drop charges down to a misdemeanor parental interference, suspended execution of sentence with two years of probation, no contact except what has been court ordered, mandatory counseling, and parenting classes. I wasn't happy with it at first, but it's probably the best we can expect.

I know I'm not totally up to date on
the happenings, but I'm glad to hear that there may be some closure in your life.

Thanks, suga. The Cliff's Notes version of the saga is that me ex kidnapped my daughter and her 4-year old sister and dragged them to Mexico for 10 days in December 2012. She spent the first six months of 2013 in jail. Today was supposed to be the first hearing for her criminal trial.

The more I think about it, the more I can see this as being worse than jail for her. She hates schedules, especially something that's being imposed on her.

Well, I hope the bitch gets the worst possible repercussions.

Amen to that, my friend.

As for new creatures, this could be a pain for a while.
Banisher Priest 1ww (Uncommon)
Creature- Human Cleric
When Banisher Priest enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until Banisher Priest leaves the battlefield.
"Oathbreaker, I cast you out!"
2/2

And I like this one
Xathrid Necromancer 2b (Rare)
Creature- Human Wizard
Whenever Xathrid Necromancer or another Human creature you control dies, put a 2/2 black Zombie token into play tapped.
"My commands shall echo forever in their empty skulls."
2/2

Banisher Priest is basically just fiend hunter that's easier to kill, more aggressive(out of the white decks), can't reset your own creatures, and can't perma exile guys with stack shenangians. Or basically, a "fixed" fiend hunter. I'm fine with it being a card. Also makes shock better.

Anyway, you know your mates are true friends when they stand guard outside the public toilet you're railing your girl in. That's loyalty.

How about an Artifacts of Salvation?

In honor of Khaos and his trip to Miami, I'm going to play KDW at a Modern tournament on Sunday.

Stomp them with Hellrider, Suga.

Seriously, unless you're up against decks packing Pyroclasm, you should do pretty awesome.

Holy balls it's hot here today, so I'm staying inside and playing some MTGO. Streaming now!

Watching!

Fapping!

hamfaptorial

It's so veiny!

THE GOAT!

The real question for joining the FoS should be : how comfortable are you with full frontal male nudity.

I woke up seedy as fuck. Oh well, going to play some legacy pick up games to get ready for tomorrow. Progenitus time!

Apparently toll booth operators don't accept leftover burritos to pay tolls with.

What the fuck is your country coming to?

I know, right??

Welp, I made it to Miami with an extra burrito. Maybe I can trade it for a gram of coke?

Scratch that. I want P-Sully to sign my burrito!

I'm seriously here for 5 minutes and my buddy just got an 8-ball. Holy fucking shit.

I know, right??

Welp, I made it to Miami with an extra burrito. Maybe I can trade it for a gram of coke?

I hear in Miami they give you a free gram of coke just for visiting the city.

And then they suck you off.

And the Chinese food is bad.

I know, right??

Welp, I made it to Miami with an extra burrito. Maybe I can trade it for a gram of coke?

I hear in Miami they give you a free gram of coke just for visiting the city.

And then they suck you off.

And the Chinese food is bad.

You've got it confused with downtown Orlando I think.

I know, right??

Welp, I made it to Miami with an extra burrito. Maybe I can trade it for a gram of coke?

I hear in Miami they give you a free gram of coke just for visiting the city.

And then they suck you off.

And the Chinese food is bad.

You've got it confused with downtown Orlando I think.

LOL yeah.

BTW, my sister works for Disney.

Also, I tried to sell my booster winnings tonight and noticed that DGM boosters are being bought at 2 tix a pop. Da fuq? Held on to them for now.

4-0 with Dos Rakis to best three Gruul sligh variations (including Fate) and a baddie homebrew featuring Guardian of the Grove. Lost every dice roll, but only had two games taken off me all night.

Making a triple-layer peanut butter mousse cake, unrelated to above.

Someone teach me to blend images better. Gradient tool blows.