Breaking Blathering 6

[hamfactorial]

According to my calculations, bitches ain't shit.

[Kazekirimaru]

bitches < or = hoes and tricks

[( G_R )]

That requires effort and I'm too busy recovering from a fantastic evening getting over my ex wife

did you get under her afterwards?

Who hasnt been there.


http://imgur.com/a/zVM5t


i am a sexy bastard[/quote:
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Il Capo

[iamabadman]

i am the dtr don. kiss the ring whores

[Thrillho]

aren't you still sad about your fat ex tho

[Second Harkius]

I've met someone else. A lot sooner than expected!

Hence the good evening yesterday.

oh god you really are co-dependent

[Thrillho]

you can't be the don if you stay up at night crying over a pint of ben and jerry's, that not how don-ship works.

[Thrillho]

I've met someone else. A lot sooner than expected!

Hence the good evening yesterday.

oh god you really are co-dependent

yes but tell us about the gun's stories i want to know about the tales about 3d cgi guns.

[Kaitscralt]

kaze you poor bastard

[Thrillho]

if you still bring up your ex you're not allowed to be the don that's my new rule.

[Checkbox]

Then I must be the don because I've been doing the opposite of that

[iamabadman]

if you still bring up your ex you're not allowed to be the don that's my new rule.

im putting a ripped up black lotus in your bed as a warning

[Kaitscralt]

Then I must be the don because I've been doing the opposite of that

Your fat gf finally dumped you ?

[imopen2]

Though to be fair I care less each day.

I've met someone else. A lot sooner than expected!

Hence the good evening yesterday.

she'll cheat on you too.

This needed to be said. Thank you

[Checkbox]

Then I must be the don because I've been doing the opposite of that

Your fat gf finally dumped you ?

she's not fat and actually we just spent the last 4 days fucking each other nonstop

[Checkbox]

Basically

[Second Harkius]

Then I must be the don because I've been doing the opposite of that

Your fat gf finally dumped you ?

she's not fat and actually we just spent the last 4 days fucking each other nonstop

madding, say what i'm thinking cause I can't verbalize it

[Second Harkius]

but that post, wow, juicy material for a killer one liner

[Kaitscralt]

she is obese but to a fat guy like checkbox she is only considered chubby

[Kaitscralt]

Then I must be the don because I've been doing the opposite of that

Your fat gf finally dumped you ?

she's not fat and actually we just spent the last 4 days fucking each other nonstop

madding, say what i'm thinking cause I can't verbalize it[/quote:
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mysterious naiad, now the circles closed forever

[Second Harkius]

I mean it's just a sad call for validation, down to the faux-assertive "actually we just" part of the post.

[Second Harkius]

Like what did the gutter do to that guy to make him drag his sex life into a game of one-upmanship that he's playing against himself?

[Second Harkius]

checkbox, imma give you some straight talk: it sounds like your gf is really just a prop to you. from the "yea, I banged her for 4 days" post to trying to convince her that she actually wants an open relationship when really only you do, you might consider viewing her with a bit more respect.

[Kaitscralt]

checkbox, imma give you some straight talk: it sounds like your gf is really just a prop to you. from the "yea, I banged her for 4 days" post to trying to convince her that she actually wants an open relationship when really only you do, you might consider viewing her with a bit more respect.

slap her ass and ride the waves

[Thrillho]

Then I must be the don because I've been doing the opposite of that

masturbating alone and in private doesn't make you a don it makes you the status quo of the mtg world.

[Thrillho]

oh sorry you fucked a fat chick you are the marginally smaller pool of status quo for the mtg world.

[Thrillho]

new rule if your girlfriend is obese or skeletor's sister you also can't be a don because then everyone who plays magic and has a girlfriend pretty much by default is the don and we can't have like two or three hundred dons going around

[Thrillho]

same is reverse true for girls, if your boyfriend is obese or skeletor you cannot be the donna.

[Thrillho]

i'm also speaking the unspoken rule that if you appear on camera wearing a cat collar and have changed your name to that of a genus of animal you absolutely can never be a don.

[Kazekirimaru]

I've met someone else. A lot sooner than expected!

Hence the good evening yesterday.

oh god you really are co-dependent

FFS I didn't say I was dating her.

I'm liable to not date again until my late thirties.

These years are not for relationships. I already fucked up once.

[Kaitscralt]

who are you trying to convince, us or you

[Kazekirimaru]

Both.

[Thrillho]

I mean it's just a sad call for validation, down to the faux-assertive "actually we just" part of the post.

i was going to make a pegging joke but i mean also you can berate a person who is bragging about "having the sex" in 2013 after years of being in the gutter.

[Thrillho]

what are the gun's stories, clock king

[Kaitscralt]

I had sex once

[Thrillho]

File footage of clock king.

[Thrillho]

the fact that you would claim that i have had sex before is frankly disgusting and furthermore.

[Second Harkius]

what are the gun's stories, clock king

what are you talking about? is this a social issues guilt trip I'm unaware of?

[Thrillho]

what are the gun's stories, clock king

what are you talking about? is this a social issues guilt trip I'm unaware of?

i posted the explanation two posts up and also last page.

[Second Harkius]

I donated 5 bucks to the albino midget charity last week like you said and I didn't buy any products from Cambodia because you told me about the horrors of their sweat shops