Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:13 pm
According to my calculations, bitches ain't shit.
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Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:21 pm
bitches < or = hoes and tricks
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:35 pm
did you get under her afterwards?That requires effort and I'm too busy recovering from a fantastic evening getting over my ex wife
Who hasnt been there.
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Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:47 pm
i am the dtr don. kiss the ring whores
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:55 pm
aren't you still sad about your fat ex tho
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:56 pm
oh god you really are co-dependent
I've met someone else. A lot sooner than expected!
Hence the good evening yesterday.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:56 pm
you can't be the don if you stay up at night crying over a pint of ben and jerry's, that not how don-ship works.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:57 pm
yes but tell us about the gun's stories i want to know about the tales about 3d cgi guns.oh god you really are co-dependent
I've met someone else. A lot sooner than expected!
Hence the good evening yesterday.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:58 pm
kaze you poor bastard
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:00 pm
if you still bring up your ex you're not allowed to be the don that's my new rule.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:03 pm
Then I must be the don because I've been doing the opposite of that
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:04 pm
if you still bring up your ex you're not allowed to be the don that's my new rule.
im putting a ripped up black lotus in your bed as a warning
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:06 pm
Your fat gf finally dumped you ?Then I must be the don because I've been doing the opposite of that
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:08 pm
This needed to be said. Thank youThough to be fair I care less each day.
I've met someone else. A lot sooner than expected!
Hence the good evening yesterday.
she'll cheat on you too.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:13 pm
she's not fat and actually we just spent the last 4 days fucking each other nonstopYour fat gf finally dumped you ?Then I must be the don because I've been doing the opposite of that
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:14 pm
Basically
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:17 pm
madding, say what i'm thinking cause I can't verbalize itshe's not fat and actually we just spent the last 4 days fucking each other nonstopYour fat gf finally dumped you ?Then I must be the don because I've been doing the opposite of that
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:17 pm
but that post, wow, juicy material for a killer one liner
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:18 pm
she is obese but to a fat guy like checkbox she is only considered chubby
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:19 pm
madding, say what i'm thinking cause I can't verbalize it[/quote:she's not fat and actually we just spent the last 4 days fucking each other nonstopYour fat gf finally dumped you ?Then I must be the don because I've been doing the opposite of that
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mysterious naiad, now the circles closed forever
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:21 pm
I mean it's just a sad call for validation, down to the faux-assertive "actually we just" part of the post.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:22 pm
Like what did the gutter do to that guy to make him drag his sex life into a game of one-upmanship that he's playing against himself?
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:24 pm
checkbox, imma give you some straight talk: it sounds like your gf is really just a prop to you. from the "yea, I banged her for 4 days" post to trying to convince her that she actually wants an open relationship when really only you do, you might consider viewing her with a bit more respect.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:27 pm
slap her ass and ride the wavescheckbox, imma give you some straight talk: it sounds like your gf is really just a prop to you. from the "yea, I banged her for 4 days" post to trying to convince her that she actually wants an open relationship when really only you do, you might consider viewing her with a bit more respect.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:28 pm
masturbating alone and in private doesn't make you a don it makes you the status quo of the mtg world.Then I must be the don because I've been doing the opposite of that
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:30 pm
oh sorry you fucked a fat chick you are the marginally smaller pool of status quo for the mtg world.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:31 pm
new rule if your girlfriend is obese or skeletor's sister you also can't be a don because then everyone who plays magic and has a girlfriend pretty much by default is the don and we can't have like two or three hundred dons going around
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:31 pm
same is reverse true for girls, if your boyfriend is obese or skeletor you cannot be the donna.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:33 pm
i'm also speaking the unspoken rule that if you appear on camera wearing a cat collar and have changed your name to that of a genus of animal you absolutely can never be a don.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:33 pm
FFS I didn't say I was dating her.oh god you really are co-dependent
I've met someone else. A lot sooner than expected!
Hence the good evening yesterday.
I'm liable to not date again until my late thirties.
These years are not for relationships. I already fucked up once.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:34 pm
who are you trying to convince, us or you
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:35 pm
Both.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:35 pm
i was going to make a pegging joke but i mean also you can berate a person who is bragging about "having the sex" in 2013 after years of being in the gutter.I mean it's just a sad call for validation, down to the faux-assertive "actually we just" part of the post.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:36 pm
what are the gun's stories, clock king
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:36 pm
I had sex once
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:37 pm
File footage of clock king.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:38 pm
the fact that you would claim that i have had sex before is frankly disgusting and furthermore.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:01 pm
what are you talking about? is this a social issues guilt trip I'm unaware of?what are the gun's stories, clock king
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:02 pm
i posted the explanation two posts up and also last page.what are you talking about? is this a social issues guilt trip I'm unaware of?what are the gun's stories, clock king
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:03 pm
I donated 5 bucks to the albino midget charity last week like you said and I didn't buy any products from Cambodia because you told me about the horrors of their sweat shops