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fan the flames of my ass.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:50 pm
by Squircifer
this is my ass and you're in it.

no, um, that came out wrong... anyways.....

hi. silly geeky intro here and shit.

i play magic. red magic.... burn magic. roast magic, hot headed instant fueled kicka quadriplegic kitten in the head magic. you are pretty when you burn. either stoned or tanked. that is what it is all about.

Um i mean, hi there. i'm , well, people call me all kinds of things. but mostly either faggot, or mark. i have played this silly children's game since it came out in 93/94... i still have all the original mountains and the same 4 original lightning bolts from the first packs i ever opened. i sport 4 of every red card out there and can build what ever strikes my fancy... even when drunk... i would post some more, but i have to masturbate, there is new tranny porn on ym favorite site so....

i came here because of the persecution of my clan... fires of salvation...
believe or burn.

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:42 am
by imopen2
welcome! have fun or gtfo!

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:51 am
by Khaospawn
Best intro ever.

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:18 am
by Kaitscralt
Hi hi hi.

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:42 pm
by Pendulum
Best intro ever.

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:30 pm
by Captain Murphy
This guy is good

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:42 pm
by Dodger
Please don't fart

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:55 pm
by Manders
Hahaha, good read. Welcome, dude!

If you're used to being called a faggot, you came to the right place, faggot. :D