Uberteam Blather Force 5

[Kaitscralt]

I deserve half the profit from that

[Kaitscralt]

It would be funny except for the fact that they'd just say if they like the art or not. I guess the host could insis they answer gameplay related questions.

[Alex]

Comedic Genius Mr. Orange and Pro Tour Fallen Star Brad Nelson Ask People To Evaluate The Newest Magic Set: Theros Edition

Alex, there's a pitch for you.

I edit those Brad Nelson vs. videos, and I STILL don't even watch them.

[Kaitscralt]

Brad Nelson does Vs videos?

[( G_R )]

It would be funny except for the fact that they'd just say if they like the art or not. I guess the host could insis they answer gameplay related questions.

Or just show them Oracle text first.

[Alex]

Brad Nelson does Vs videos?

He used to do them before BBD took over. He and Gerry still do the premium ones.

[Kaitscralt]

I don't look at the premium side of the screen

I did it once and saw Kibler had titled his article Killing Buddha and that day was today

[Kaitscralt]

Brad Nelson does Vs videos?

He used to do them before BBD took over.

That was months ago. You don't even work for SCG do you.

[Alex]

Todd Anderson is in those videos, so I just don't watch them.

[Alex]

I'm officially barred from working on anything he writes, actually. It was so worth the decline in available work.

[Kaitscralt]

[Alex]

I don't look at the premium side of the screen

I did it once and saw Kibler had titled his article Killing Buddha and that day was today

I don't think Kibler is ever sober when writing. If he's ever sober at all.

[imopen2]

Gerry Thompson used to be a D-bag. Is he still? I can only assume that fame served to expand his ego further

[Thrillho]

It would be funny except for the fact that they'd just say if they like the art or not. I guess the host could insis they answer gameplay related questions.

the joke is that it is not a joke but a sad critique of magic players as a whole

[Thrillho]

gerry's gf is one of those toothpicks with dyed hair he carries around events if that is actually his gf i couldn't tell i was too busy being in a suit to comment on nerd girlfriend showboating

[Thrillho]

when you are in a suit it is extraneous to condescend to people doing obvious acts of showing off who have nothing in question to show off.

[Alex]

Gerry Thompson used to be a D-bag. Is he still? I can only assume that fame served to expand his ego further

He's always been OK with me but he is kind of socially awkward. Not human scum like Todd Anderson though.

[Thrillho]

i was also on so much tilt from drafting ridiculous decks and drawing into the worst hands i have seen in a limited event

[( G_R )]

Right after I finished this diet Pepsi I realized how filthy the can was... I hope I don't die.

[Stardust]

when you are in a suit it is extraneous to condescend to people doing obvious acts of showing off who have nothing in question to show off.

[Thrillho]

knowing how filthy cans can get without even a "spit and wipe" i truly feel for you and wish you and yours the best of luck

[Thrillho]

unrelated to all of the above posts but a bird shit on me this morning and that was a pretty accurate summary of the rest of my day in a single act

[Thrillho]

when you are in a suit it is extraneous to condescend to people doing obvious acts of showing off who have nothing in question to show off.

precisely.

[Thrillho]

i just remembered how hard i try to avoid watching the ZZ Top episode of king of the hill when that episode is actually the nut high.

[DroppinSuga]

fuck your beard.

[Thrillho]

i don't know how i could be such a fool.

[( G_R )]

I hadn't drunk diet Pepsi in years.

[DroppinSuga]

I don't like to drunk anything

[Thrillho]

fuck your beard.

you have not penned a hit song about ladies' panties dropping for you being a gandalf beard in a suit nor have you guest starred on king of the hill. your argument is irrelevant.

[( G_R )]

That post took so long because I had to quadruple-check the grammar.

[DroppinSuga]

fuck your beard.

you have not penned a hit song about ladies' panties dropping for you being a gandalf beard in a suit nor have you guest starred on king of the hill. your argument is irrelevant.

I have been shamed.

[Thrillho]

That post took so long because I had to quadruple-check the grammar.

that will teach you to feign healthy behavior

[Thrillho]

fuck your beard.

you have not penned a hit song about ladies' panties dropping for you being a gandalf beard in a suit nor have you guest starred on king of the hill. your argument is irrelevant.

I have been shamed.

also how can you have an avatar of firedrinker satyr and comment on
shitty beards.

[Stardust]

fuck your beard.

Beards are life. Without a beard, you are nothing.

[Thrillho]

i'm two boxes into two cases of theros and have pulled 0 watchwolf, 3 thoughtseize, and 1 foil elspeth.

[Stardust]

fuck your beard.

you have not penned a hit song about ladies' panties dropping for you being a gandalf beard in a suit nor have you guest starred on king of the hill. your argument is irrelevant.

I have been shamed.

also how can you have an avatar of firedrinker satyr and comment on shitty beards.

That is a pretty sweet neckbeard, to be sure. Should keep that guy's price high just based on the fashionable art alone.

[Thrillho]

fuck your beard.

Beards are life. Without a beard, you are nothing.

that's not true there is an age-old argument that a beard is just a proxy for not having a chin and many can say that argument is not invalid. however, in the context of ZZ Top, that's not even close to a good argument.

[Thrillho]

fuck your beard.

you have not penned a hit song about ladies' panties dropping for you being a
gandalf beard in a suit nor have you guest starred on king of the hill. your argument is irrelevant.

I have been shamed.

also how can you have an avatar of firedrinker satyr and comment on shitty beards.

That is a pretty sweet neckbeard, to be sure. Should keep that guy's price high just based on the fashionable art alone.

he's lacking a fedora and black t-shirt

[Kaitscralt]

Gerry Thompson used to be a D-bag. Is he still? I can only assume that fame served to expand his ego further

He's always been OK with me but he is kind of socially awkward. Not human scum like Todd Anderson though.

socially awkward mtg person? no.... IT CAN'T BE TRUE!

[Stardust]

that's not true there is an age-old argument that a beard is just a proxy for not having a chin and many can say that argument is not invalid.

You take that back.