The Good, The Blathering, and The Ugly 7

[Kaitscralt]

make sure to have zany situations about mario not understanding american culture

[Thrillho]

that's the entire pilot.

[Kaitscralt]

maybe the plot could be that he gets detained because a pedophile that breaks into the house to murder me sees him on the couch and thinks he is a cousin of the Boston marathon bombers and you have to go get him out and you have a leashed dog in each hand at all points

[Kaitscralt]

and the pedophile becomes the kramer of the show after learning I'm already dead and comes over to hang out all the time until eventually you bludgeon him to death with a wrench and hide his body in the 500 gallon fish tank downstairs

[Kaitscralt]

and the big twist at the end of season one is that megiddo killed a gimmick and i am still out there somewhere

[imopen2]

This sounds like something I could get behind

[imopen2]

I have 5 manuscripts due back to the authors in the next 2 weeks x_x

rejected
rejected
rejected
rejected
rejected.

There, I did that work for you. Enjoy your 2 week paid vacation.

If only I was the person who rejected this garbage. There would be no law textbooks published in 2014

[imopen2]

I'm working on a 50(!) page table of rules, regulations, and statutes relating to federal income taxation of corporations and stockholders (in a nutshell)...A NUTSHELL MEANS SHORT AND SIMPLISTIC

[Kaitscralt]

you're short and simplistic

[imopen2]

you're short and simplistic

[DroppinSuga]

Since when does Deer God have a real job?

[rezombad]

I'm working on a 50(!) page table of rules, regulations, and statutes relating to federal income taxation of corporations and stockholders (in a nutshell)...A NUTSHELL MEANS SHORT AND SIMPLISTIC

broad strokes

[imopen2]

Since when does Deer God have a real job?

When have I not? Everyone complains about how hard it is to get a job in this economy...I've had 4 jobs in the last year, each better than the last, and I've doubled my salary. You just need to put in the time and effort, and know how to leverage previous experiences to your advantage.

[DroppinSuga]

That was taken the wrong way.

[imopen2]

YOU HAE ANGERED THE DEER GOD

[imopen2]

HE IS IN NO MOOD TO INTERPRET YOUR TEXT ON THE INTERNET

[Kaitscralt]

hae

[imopen2]

HE JUST WANTS YOU TO GET A JOB

[imopen2]

I hear there is a news production job opening up in New York. Go get it!

[Blackhound]

Im bored again, pick a helpdesk any helpdesk.

[Checkbox]

Galspanic!

[Pendulum]

ISBPathfinder

[Corruption Watch]

I'm working on a 50(!) page table of rules, regulations, and statutes relating to federal income taxation of corporations and stockholders

Reminds me of the MTGS forum rules.

[Stardust]

RMSO

[( G_R )]

That's just mean.

[Pendulum]

That's just mean.

I was going to suggest Polar Bear God at first.

[Corruption Watch]

[Pendulum]

You ever visit Magic.txt's page on Twitter, Watchy? I only mention it because Magic.txt tends to stay away from your brand of MTGSocial commentary but BS is on a very short list of mods who have been called out there; if I remember correctly, it's just him, Xen, and Senori who have ever actually had their names printed in the tweets.

[Pendulum]

Also, never, ever, ever read Xen's twitter feed, since that's one of the directions your thoughts could go from my above statement.

[DroppinSuga]

I would never read a Twitter feed, unless it's that of an amateur slut who posts nudes and masturbation vids

[Corruption Watch]

Also, never, ever, ever read Xen's twitter feed, since that's one of the directions your thoughts could go from my above statement.

Reading it now.

#YOLO

[Pendulum]

Also, never, ever, ever read Xen's twitter feed, since that's one of the directions your thoughts could go from my above statement.

Reading it now.

#YOLO

I admire your dedication, good sir. I will make sure to put flowers on your grave every year.

[Kazekirimaru]

[Pendulum]

I would never read a Twitter feed, unless it's that of an amateur slut who posts nudes and masturbation vids

That's more of a Reddit thing.

[DroppinSuga]

You don't know Twitter then.

[Pendulum]

I had no idea Stonewall Jackson looked so much like Christopher Walken.

[Kazekirimaru]

Now that you mention it...huh.

[Pendulum]

You don't know Twitter then.

My first instinct upon discovering that I am on Twitter is to screech like a weird cross between a howler monkey and a zebra that's just had its tail ripped off by cyborg zombies, followed quickly be a desire to douse my computer, eyes, and life with gasoline and light a match. No, I don't know Twitter very well.

[rezombad]

Now that you mention it...huh.

I've never seen Walken and Stonewall Jackson in the same room...

[Kazekirimaru]

By Jove, they're the same person!