The Good, The Blathering, and The Ugly 7

[Mcdonalds]

..my previous statement may not have been fully thought out.

[Blackhound]

Hi Enizzle, do you have a bag of Galspanics toenails for me yet ?

[( G_R )]

Hur hur hur

[( G_R )]

That post reminded me of Blutsau. Poor fella.

[( G_R )]

He was supposedly from Switzerland. Now THAT'S a dog-eating nation.

[Pendulum]

Huh, I guess I don't associate it with Blut any more than I associate it with anyone else suffering from level 1 mod poisoning.

[Pendulum]

Also, interesting and of note, my Bush Jr.-esque tendency to give everyone an easier, two-syllable nickname to refer to them as has over time mutated Galspanic's name to "Gassy."

[Col. Khaddafi]

I've shortened it even more to "Chump"

[iamabadman]

'chimp'

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

not right to insult monkeys like that

[iamabadman]

fuck monkeys they gave us ebola

[Kaitscralt]

gals gave us ebola

[imopen2]

ebola_r

[Kaitscralt]

god gave us gals and gals gave us ebola ergo we are in a war with god

[Pendulum]

god gave us gals and gals gave us ebola ergo we are in a war with god

Seems legit.
To the Satanarium!

[Kaitscralt]

with no regrets

[Kaitscralt]

fucking cunting football

[Pendulum]

*Muricaball

[Pendulum]

No problem with 'cunting', however.

[DroppinSuga]

Played EDH today. Douche bag was playing Mimeoplasm and with in two turns did 51 points of Commander damage to me. It wasn't a fun game.

[iamabadman]

loser

[Mcdonalds]

Get on his level suga

[DroppinSuga]

Thanks baguy! You're a beacon of light in a dark, dark world.

[Mcdonalds]

Build sharoom or oona

Out dick him

[Mcdonalds]

I've been ninjad

Shit

[DroppinSuga]

That's my plan. I'm going to build a super dick deck and bring it with me to every event. If he shows up, I'll play it. That's the first time I've seen him there, but I guess he showed up with a combo deck a few weeks ago and comboed off and killed everyone. He's not a very popular guy.

[Mcdonalds]

Buddy of mine has a oona deck that wins turn 2 I can forward ya if you want

[DroppinSuga]

Yeah, you want to send it to me?

[iamabadman]

volrath dude.

[Mcdonalds]

Give me a bit, on phone

[Mcdonalds]

I should mention I forget if he won or the rest of the table scooped turn 2

[iamabadman]

voooolraaaath and dracooo

[Mcdonalds]

Dracooooo malfoooooy

[iamabadman]

you are a retard

[Kaitscralt]

I am as dusk come to ravish the light
Still me from their stares and mute Christ into night
I will answer thy prayers
If thou wouldst drink of my life

[TubeHunter]

this is why you don't play edh

[iamabadman]

you suck at edh

[Mcdonalds]

You suck at Pokemon

[DroppinSuga]

Our EDH is pretty laid back. We play for prizes, but no one tries to destroy everyone quickly (except for one kid, but that's an unwritten rule. He must die first). This guy shows up with super power deck and destroys. I was just texted and told that my buddy stomped him and took first with a mono black deck though, so all is good in the universe.

[Kaitscralt]

You suck at FFT