[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Valdarith]

The bad thing about only going to FNM once a month or so is that there's so many decks I want to try out but can only play one.

Dos Rakis?
PyroBlack?
Boros Burn?

First world problems...

[Kazekirimaru]

My favorite terrible joke goes like this -

Why did the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this [here you hold your arms out wide like you're crucified]

Zombie Jesus: Died for your sins - back for your brains.

[Khaospawn]

Here's a joke: women's rights.

[NerdBoyWonder]

I want to go back to a time where my pants weren't wet every time I worked.

Stop thinking about redthirst's dick.

Corrected.

[Valdarith]

I was under the impression that they were one and the same.

[Khaospawn]

Redthirst's dick is redthirst but redthirst is not redthirst's dick.

[hamfactorial]

He's more than the sum of his impressive, impressive parts

[Khaospawn]

May his red never be thirsty.Amen.

[RaidaTheBlade]

Man, I'm starting to feel confused. Can't decide what looks more fun, trying out Big Boros, DosRakis, or sticking with my enjoyable PyroDragons build e.e

[hamfactorial]

Shuffle the decks together, draw 60 and register it

[DocLawless]

"At least one new post has been made to this topic. You may wish to review your post in light of this."

OMFG I WAS TYPING WHAT HAM JUST SAID WHEN HE BEAT ME TO IT!

It's a sign, Raida. Fucking do it.

[hamfactorial]

[DroppinSuga]

e.e

[redthirst]

e.e

[Alex]

Got my shirt today, thanks Doc. ;o

[redthirst]

That looks familiar...

[hamfactorial]

The tip seems to be in his belly, so I'd believe it

[Alex]

I can't retort to any ridicule since I took the picture knowing full-well that the ridicule was going to get poured on.

tl;dr: Taking one for the team.

[hamfactorial]

You're the baddest assed Disney prince around

[Jack]

Who actually took the picture? I don't see a camera.

[hamfactorial]

He balanced the camera on the end of his cock, duh

[RedNihilist]

And with "he", he means redthirst.

[rcwraspy]

e.e

[TubeHunter]

Our play got 5th at state! Really proud of all of the cast and crew, we all worked really hard for this.

[Alex]

My girlfriend took the picture, the camera on my phone is potato quality.

[Helios]

Good work Tube!

[Kazekirimaru]

e.e

[Kazekirimaru]

gratz, tube.

[hamfactorial]

e.e. cummings

[DocLawless]

Who actually took the picture? I don't see a camera.

[DocLawless]

Got my shirt today, thanks Doc. ;o

You got a purrty mouth, boy.

[DroppinSuga]

e.e

[DocLawless]

a.a

@.@

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[DroppinSuga]

The only smile I like is

[Khaospawn]

e.e

[Khaospawn]

The only smile I like is

The only smile I like is a vertical one.

[redthirst]

Unless she's Asian...

Or so I've heard. From people who have obviously never had sex with an Asian chick. And also don't have access to porn.

[redthirst]

Now I want Chinese.

[Khaospawn]

Unless she's Asian...

Or so I've heard. From people who have obviously never had sex with an Asian chick. And also don't have access to porn.

I hear it's the closest you'll get to fucking an alien.

I must do this at least thrice in my lifetime.

[redthirst]

That's the thing about fucking a Chinese girl.

You just want to fuck her again 15 minutes later.