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Postby redthirst » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:10 pm

I think he took a plane first.
First class, but that's not in the theme song.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

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Postby redthirst » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:12 pm

Which means it's not official Fresh Prince canon.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
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Postby redthirst » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:15 pm

Don't question the logic.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:18 pm

redthirst is our official Fresh Prince expert.

He even knows the correct moves to the Carlton dance.
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Postby redthirst » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:20 pm

Snap, swing arms, step, head up, repeat.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

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Postby redthirst » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:21 pm

It's not unusual to loved by anyone.

It's not unusual to have fun with anyone.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:21 pm

Time to crank the Tom Jones!
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:21 pm

Ninja'd by redthirst lol
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Postby redthirst » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:23 pm

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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:45 pm

I have successfully put Tom Jones in all of my coworkers' heads.

Mwahahahaha
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:54 pm

Now to put Tom Jones into other places...

Giggity
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Postby windstrider » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:55 pm

Now to put Tom Jones into other places...

Giggity
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Postby redthirst » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:09 pm

You could say it's...

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

...unusual.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

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I love the D...

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:10 pm

It's not unusual to be disturbed by Khaospawn!
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Postby DarthStabber » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:25 pm

Being disturbed by khaospawn is perfectly fine when done safely.
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:31 pm

But it's more fun when it's unsafe.


Giggity.
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Postby Wraith223 » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:41 pm

I finally put up the Gunning for Tactical/Practical review for this month.

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Postby Wraith223 » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:49 pm

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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:03 pm

Went 5-1 (11-3) with MUC while heavily drunk, once and for all proving that control is the hardest archetype to play. Delver is also a fair magic card that was well designed.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:34 pm

Went 5-1 (11-3) with MUC while heavily drunk, once and for all proving that control is the hardest archetype to play. Delver is also a fair magic card that was well designed.
Playing drunk? Now you're getting on my level!
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Postby DarthStabber » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:53 pm

I've beat stoners drunk a few times. Always funny when your opponent is mono green in more ways than one.
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:53 pm

MUC is extremely hard to play. I had 3 Delvers on board, but they didn't flip until turn 9. IT WAS AWFUL :gonk:

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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:56 pm

Yeah those games are the most frustrating, you're 47% to flip dammit!
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Postby Helios » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:59 pm

And then you won on turn 9, didn't you? :P

JS: Didn't call you a bigot. Just pointed out that the first part of your statement had nothing to do with the last part. Don't worry about it there's a 50% chance I was drunk and oversensitive.

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:06 am

And then you flipped.
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:17 am

Turn 2 reveal Counterspell, flip Delver is such a good feeling. People should be more reasonable and just concede immediately.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:30 am

Obviously.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:33 am

Actually, I get my kicks from being the drunk "dumb" Red Mage that beats the UW or Esper player and then they get all butthurt from it.

Like, just because you can play Rev and Verdict along with a complex manabase means you're automatically better than me? Sure, sure.

Actually, I think the real reason why I think I play so well drunk is that I basically play the same deck season after season. It's all muscle memory at this point. Well, that and a hardened and well trained liver.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:49 am

Christ, I'm tired. Whatever happened to the days where I could stay awake raiding shit on WoW all night and smash an exam the next day on nothing but a half-pot of coffee?

I'm way too young for the bed-by-8:30 lifestyle.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:54 am

Next, you'll be waving your fists at the kids in your yard.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:00 am

Or dropping your pants when you get your mail.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:00 am

The volume level of music these days...

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...is too damn high!
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:00 am

Or dropping your pants when you get your mail.
I already do this, though.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:05 am

Or droppinsuga on fools
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:12 am

Kaze, don't ever change!
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Postby DarthStabber » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:17 am

Actually, I get my kicks from being the drunk "dumb" Red Mage that beats the UW or Esper player and then they get all butthurt from it.

Like, just because you can play Rev and Verdict along with a complex manabase means you're automatically better than me? Sure, sure.

Actually, I think the real reason why I think I play so well drunk is that I basically play the same deck season after season. It's all muscle memory at this point. Well, that and a hardened and well trained liver.
I have the same feeling (only I rarely play drunk), I've been playing mono red so long that at a certain point all the cards become fairly interchangable (especially when you rename a card I was playing beforehand, looking at you searing spear/
lightning strike).
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:20 am

Unless I'm playing in a big event, there's just no point in playing sober.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:22 am

Which reminds me of something Zakk Wylde said when he was discussing the plans for his band's tour of Europe. He said the blue travel lines followed the liquor stores, the yellow followed the brothels for the road crew, and the red lines followed the bars. When he was done, he said, "y'know, without these blue and yellow lines, this whole thing just doesn't happen. There's just no fucking point. "
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:55 am

http://www.channelfireball.com/articles ... ign=Buffer

I'm glad that Coimbre and Hayne got called out; two of the least deserving PT winners ever, exemplars of "better lucky than good".
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:02 am

Thanks for the link, James. It's a really good read. And I'm glad that Lightsaber was in that list. I agree on all points.
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