The Good, The Blathering, and The Ugly 7

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:26 pm

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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:45 pm

I'm sorry. Officially, I have never had sex with Kaze's wife.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:46 pm

Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.

She says, “Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you’d like to come into my bedroom.”

Santa responds, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know!”

The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says, “I’ve got something special for you Santa. Can’t you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas Eve unforgetable.”

Santa responds, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know!”

Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee. “Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift.”

Santa responds “Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can’t get up the chimney with my cock this way!!!”
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:48 pm

I'm sorry. Officially, I have never had sex with Kaze's wife.
Me either.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:49 pm

I'm sorry. Officially, I have never had sex with Kaze's wife.
Me either.
tru fax?
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:51 pm

I wish.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:52 pm

My body is ready, my mind is right! Let's go! Let's go! Let's start this fight!
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Postby rezombad » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:52 pm

someone write me a list for modern burn. Rwb. My LGS is starting modern FNM's and I think the first couple weeks will be a great time to hurl lightning bolts at their unsuspecting faces.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:52 pm

I wish.
Better to have loved and lost?
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:05 pm

I do suppose. There's a lesson to be taken away from everything in life.
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Postby rezombad » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:06 pm

I do suppose. There's a lesson to be taken away from everything in life.
and most books, also. Some television shows, and even the occasional radio program.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:14 pm

And internet forums.

Back of shampoo bottles.

Betwixt couch cushions.
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Postby rezombad » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:17 pm

Around homeless people

Above the fridge

Behind the unmarked door in the second alleyway heading north from the bus stop
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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:22 pm

Where the Red Fern Grows

Where the Wild Things Are

Where's Waldo?
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Postby rezombad » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:24 pm

Where the Red Fern Grows
Around homeless people
Where the Wild Things Are
Above the fridge
Where's Waldo?
Behind the unmarked door in the second alleyway heading north from the bus stop.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:28 pm

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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:29 pm

yeah, you miss her
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:30 pm

Of course I miss her.
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Postby Thrillho » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:00 pm

do you guys remember the time redthirst got into a gunfight with some gangsters at a club.
he shot towards a moving car that had shot at him. they called it the battle of south carolina in the record books.
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Postby Thrillho » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:03 pm

medals were issued.
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Postby rezombad » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:15 pm

War were declared
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Postby TubeHunter » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:41 pm

A proud time to be a Carolinan
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:42 pm

Kaze is married?
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:42 pm

Does she know you love Asia?
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:47 pm

Kaze is divorced.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:47 pm

She actually got me more into the animuz in the first place
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:53 pm

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:58 pm

Oh your divorced?

That's not impressive in the slightest.
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Postby Thrillho » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:59 pm

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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:04 pm

Better one here, but I can't link it. Or can I...?

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:08 pm

WTf even is that gif?
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:08 pm

You guys are nerds.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:12 pm

Dante vs. Deadpool.

Cool gif. The guy threw his sword at the other guy! Then they shoot each other a thousand times and the glass shatters and matrix slo-mo etc.
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:15 pm

You guys are nerds.
said one guy on an internet gaming forum to another
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let it be known that my official decree as administrator of this site is that the grimmace's dick is 16" long.
it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:28 pm

You guys are nerds.
said one guy on an internet gaming forum to another
Swing and a miss.
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:28 pm

Some people like to sing. Some are singers.
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:29 pm

One day checkbox, you will stop being terrible
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:30 pm

Merry Christmas!
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:32 pm

somehow i never got around to playing DMC

my friend likes it a lot though
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:35 pm

If you played god of war you played dmc.
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