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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:18 am

how to look better than your opponent by kait the madding scralt

step 1 cut your nails

*all mtg players immediately close out and go to the next article, a budge cadge piece by zem exonerating how exava aggro has never lost a 2 man for him*
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:19 am

how to look better than your opponent by kait the madding scralt

step 1 cut your nails

*all mtg players immediately close out and go to the next article, a budge cadge piece by zem exonerating how exava aggro has never lost a 2 man for him*
You must be a new level of bored to be carrying conversations in here.
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Postby Alex » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:20 am

Exava aggro is the deck that I've been playing when I get bored with UW. :(

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:21 am

how to look better than your opponent by kait the madding scralt

step 1 cut your nails

*all mtg players immediately close out and go to the next article, a budge cadge piece by zem exonerating how exava aggro has never lost a 2 man for him*
You must be a new level of bored to be carrying conversations in here.
if this thread has one thing going for it it's that it's at least always active
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Postby Alex » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:21 am

Exava is sweet. It's every other card in the deck that's fucking awful.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:21 am

it also has an onar
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:22 am

Exava is sweet. It's every other card in the deck that's fucking awful.
A 4-drop that hastes out all your creatures that should already be out by the time you're playing a 4-drop.

I'll show bitches up with my 8-turn aggro deck for sure.
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Postby DarthStabber » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:23 am

Paper Pauper is still dirt cheap, cloud of faeries is under $1 as opposed to ~$5. We should push for sanctioned pauper, after we buy up all the clouds of faeries.
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You're like the least gay member of this clan.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:24 am

i won a pre-release with exava splashed into my uwr deck, i beat the winner of scg invi las vegas in the finals after he didn't want to split
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:25 am

so that means i technically won the scg invi
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:26 am

remember how i said this thread is always active then everyone stopped posting

remember how mad that made me
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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:28 am

A time you got mad? shit I missed it

Guess I need to go back to shit talking Skyrim

Hai thread

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:30 am

i'm not mad, i'm big boned
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:32 am

also don't talk shit about skyrim

nor my screenplay, pacific skyrim
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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:35 am

Skyrim is a tarted up version of oblivion sold to doped up 13 year olds

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:38 am

who you callin a tart

:stubborn:
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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:42 am

Skyrim, you fucking tart

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:52 am

Skyrim is a tarted up version of oblivion sold to doped up 13 year olds
And yet you like Fallout 3?
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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:55 am

Deal with it, you can't

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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:56 am

In the spirit of Christmas we accept these gutterites as our own. Please feel free to share in our meagre offerings.
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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:57 am

Zem 1: Ham 0
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Postby hamfactorial » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:58 am

On major holidays, Willis, it's customary for the lord of the manor to offer drippings to the poor

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:58 am

This holiday is a humbug.
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Postby hamfactorial » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:59 am

That's a bingo!

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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:59 am

In the spirit of Christmas we accept these gutterites as our own. Please feel free to share in our meagre offerings.
>never joined the gutter

wrecked

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Postby Valdarith » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:01 am

Thoughtseize is the most annoying card ever.
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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:01 am

Then get the fuck out.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:03 am

Then get the fuck out.
Gladly

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Postby photodyer » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:06 am

On the bright side, I joined an 8-man and just shit all over a mono blue player in my first match. I'm actually going to revisit my first game as it involved Tymaret coming through once again for the win. I think I need to go with two of those guys. He's such a baller.
Hey Val--being lazy here...which thread is your PyroBlack discussion in? If you would be so kind as to point me to it I would be quite appreciative. My nephew is hosting a New Year's Day tourney at our LGS and Windstrider and I were thinking either PyroBlack or Pedros' deck to crash it (assuming that Windstrider isn't otherwise occupied with minor things like his son deciding to come into the world a little early ). We would be happy to represent The Red and The Black...

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Check out the link in my sig. It goes directly to the thread and my deck list.
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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:10 am

Zem casts Induce Despair. Target opponent is consumed by unfathomable sadness.

Why wouldn't you let me loop serrated arrows / repeal for 10 more minutes? When do I get to have fun?
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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:11 am

Is Repeal good?

:iiam:
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Postby Alex » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:17 am

Well, my FoS shirt is already falling apart on me. :( It now reads "[diestoremoval.co ]"

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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:23 am

And your name is now "Ale"
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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:24 am

Seriously though stop wearing it everyday.
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Postby hamfactorial » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:26 am

Zem casts Induce Despair. Target opponent is consumed by unfathomable sadness.

Why wouldn't you let me loop serrated arrows / repeal for 10 more minutes? When do I get to have fun?
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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:29 am

WHY U MAD THO?
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Postby hamfactorial » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:30 am

Why are you taunting me in the clan thread?

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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:34 am

I don't know where else to do it.
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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:34 am

This is a safe place for me to be me.
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