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Postby Wraith223 » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:20 pm

The January edition of Gunning for Tactical/Practical is up! :chewy:
Read it and threw in a little editorial comment.

You should think about keeping a link with a description of the latest article in your sig.
I fixed the luprara issue, and have thought about linking it to my sig. Will link it when I get a chance or get board. One thing I would love to fix and am not sure how is the damn yellow text. It appears to show up after pictures. I put a space between them this
time and helped some. Still annoying though with the rest.
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Postby redthirst » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:28 pm

Probably an issue with using attachments... you could always upload the images to a host and use IMG tags.
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Postby Alex » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:33 pm

The January edition of Gunning for Tactical/Practical is up! :chewy:
Read it and threw in a little editorial comment.

You should think about keeping a link with a description of the latest article in your sig.
I fixed the luprara issue, and have thought about linking it to my sig. Will link it when I get a chance
or get board. One thing I would love to fix and am not sure how is the damn yellow text. It appears to show up after pictures. I put a space between them this time and helped some. Still annoying though with the rest.
Link me to what you're talking about and I can look into it.

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Postby Wraith223 » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:35 pm

Probably an issue with using attachments... you could always upload the images to a host and use IMG tags.
I tried that in another forum and I my anti-virus kept going off with Photo bucket. Uploading directly is easier for me as I have yet to figure out how to post a giff or even my sig banner from MTG salvation. :frown:

@Alex I just put the link in my sig and it's the yellow text that want to be clicked when it should not be.
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Postby windstrider » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:37 pm

Wind, be sure to tag shit NSFW!
Now see, that hadn't even crossed my mind since there's no way I'd be reading this thread at work.
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Postby Alex » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:42 pm

Probably an issue with using attachments... you could always upload the images to a host and use IMG tags.
@Alex I just put the link in my sig and it's the yellow text that want to be clicked when it should not be.
I'm not seeing anything out of the ordinary. What browser are you using?

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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:44 pm

Is watching your wife give birth a mistake? Be honest.
I don't know... how turned on do you think you'd be by watching your woman blow a hairy bubble out of her vagina while likely pooping herself? Unless the answer is "very" then it's probably a mistake because that's not an easy mental image to get out of your head and eventually she's going to want to have sex again.

JS: It may be harsh, but that's not exactly a complicated rules question. Knowing that abilities on the stack resolve even if the permanent that generated those abilities is removed from play is right up
there with knowing how Double Strike works.
I think I was confused because of the monstrous ability. That's an ability where is you destroy the source with the ability of the stack, the ability does not resolve. That has come up a lot more recenntly than burn wars with a YP$ in play. I realize it is a fundemental stack question, but I just got confused.

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L2P noob
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Postby Wraith223 » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:55 pm

Probably an issue with using attachments... you could always upload the images to a host and use IMG tags.
@Alex I just put the link in my sig and it's the yellow text that want to be clicked when it should not be.
I'm not seeing anything out of the ordinary. What browser are you using?
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Internet explorer?

You seriously do not see any yellow typeing? Well I guess that is good? If I click on it; the picture of whatever I uploaded near it pops up.
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Postby Jack » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:58 pm

Probably an issue with using attachments... you could always upload the images to a host and use IMG tags.
@Alex I just put the link in my sig and it's the yellow text that want to be clicked when it should not be.
I'm not seeing anything out of the ordinary.
What browser are you using?
:confused: Internet explorer?
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Postby Wraith223 » Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:03 pm

That is what i have been using for years. Not a fan of learning a new operating system as my new Ipad is a challenge to use on this forum. If no one else sees the yellow font; I guess thats a win.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:04 pm

L2P noob
Sometimes I forget that I'm a member of a clan that was kicked off of another website for being assholes to everyone.

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Postby hamfactorial » Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:07 pm

Is watching your wife give birth a mistake? Be honest.
I don't know... how turned on do you think you'd be by watching your woman blow a hairy bubble out of her vagina while likely pooping herself? Unless the answer is "very" then it's probably a mistake because that's not an easy mental image to get out of your head and eventually she's going to want to have sex again.

JS: It may be harsh, but that's not exactly
a complicated rules question. Knowing that abilities on the stack resolve even if the permanent that generated those abilities is removed from play is right up there with knowing how Double Strike works.
I think I was confused because of the monstrous ability. That's an ability where is you destroy the source with the ability of the stack, the ability does not resolve. That has come up a lot more recenntly than burn wars with a YP$ in play. I realize it is a fundemental stack question, but I just got confused.

Can I play magic? Yes. I finished in the money at my last GP. Obviously I can play.

Am I a judge? No. I make rules mistakes from time to time. There's a reason I'm not a judge. Magic's rules are incredibly complex and hard to keep straight at times.
That's fair. Monstrosity is interesting because those creatures have text that only triggers after monstrosity resolves. Our good buddy YP$ has an ability that triggers upon casting a spell, instead of
triggering on resolution of the spell.

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Postby Helios » Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:14 pm

L2P noob
Sometimes I forget that I'm a member of a clan that was kicked off of another website for being assholes to everyone.
Sometimes people get internet mad when sarcasm is used. :smileup:

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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:23 am

Sorry, just having a really bad day.

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Postby DocLawless » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:29 am

Sorry, just having a really bad day.
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:35 am

That "beat your opponent to death with Mutavault over 10 turns feel"
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Postby DroppinSuga » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:52 am

That "beat your opponent to death with Mutavault over 10 turns feel"
I call that a sweet, sweet victory.
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:13 am

That "beat your opponent to death with Mutavault over 10 turns feel"
I believe that feeling is called "boredom."
Victory needs no explanation, defeat allows none.
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:02 am

Sasky, is that a step by step guide to turning me on? :unibrow:

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Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh
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Boooooyyyyyyyyyy

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if could downvote for not saying boi, i would do it a million times
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Postby Alex » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:30 am

That is what i have been using for years. Not a fan of learning a new operating system as my new Ipad is a challenge to use on this forum. If no one else sees the yellow font; I guess thats a win.
Looks fine in Firefox and Google Chrome. My diagnosis is get a better browser? :shrug:

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Postby RaidaTheBlade » Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:32 am

Hey, I'm working on a mono-black edh for the lulz, but I'm stuck at 110 cards and can't figure otu what to cut, anybody wanna help? ;-;

The theme is 'Kill it All'
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[deck]Sorcery (25)
1x All Is Dust
1x Ashes to Ashes
1x Barter in Blood
1x Beacon of Unrest
1x Befoul
1x Black Sun's Zenith
1x Decree of Pain
1x Diabolic Revelation
1x Diabolic Tutor
1x Dregs of Sorrow
1x Fatal Lore
1x Forced March
1x Hex
1x Increasing Ambition
1x Innocent Blood
1x Killing Wave
1x Life's Finale
1x Living Death
1x Mutilate
1x Overwhelming Forces
1x Phthisis
1x Plague Wind
1x Rise of the Dark Realms
1x Sever Soul
1x Stream of Acid

Enchantment (9)
1x Black Market
1x Bloodchief Ascension
1x Dark Prophecy
1x Exquisite Blood
1x Grave Betrayal
1x Phyrexian Arena
1x Sanguine Bond
1x Underworld Connections
1x Whip of Erebos

Land (36)
1x Crypt of Agadeem
n1x Leechridden Swamp
1x Reliquary Tower
32x Swamp
1x Volrath's Stronghold

Creature (16)
1x Avatar of Woe
1x Blood Artist
1x Dark Impostor
1x Deathgreeter
1x Erebos, God of the Dead
1x Falkenrath Noble
1x Harvester of Souls
1x Lim-Dul the Necromancer (The Commander)
1x Magus of the Coffers
1x Massacre Wurm
1x Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
1x Patron of the Nezumi
1x Reiver Demon
1x Sangromancer
1x Sepulchral Primordial
1x Sheoldred, Whispering One

Instant (15)
1x Chill to the Bone
1x Dismember
1x Doom Blade
1x Expunge
1x Eyeblight's Ending
1x Go for the Throat
1x Hero's Downfall
1x Murder
1x Rend Flesh
1x Shriveling Rot
1x Snuff Out
1x Sudden Death
1x Sudden Spoiling
1x Terror
1x Tragic Slip

Artifact (6)
1x Dingus Staff
1x Elixir of Immortality
1x Grimoire of the Dead
1x Nevinyrral's Disk
1x Soul Net
1x Staff of Nin

Planeswalker (3)
1x Liliana of the Dark Realms
1x Liliana Vess
1x Sorin Markov
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And before you ask, I know I left out some high-profile stuff in theme, like damnation and cabal coffers. It's cause EXPENSIVE, and I'll get those eventually, this is to just start myself off.
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Postby Helios » Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:40 am

Soul Net is bad. Staff of Nin doesn't have synergy, and you have several other arena effects. You only have 16 creatures, so Dark Prophecy is pretty bad. Whip is similarly bad, but reanimate a lose-life dude + wrath to rip a chunk out of someones life total is a very doable thing, so I'd keep it. After that, pretty much all of your cards do the same thing. So just trim the effects; take out a few kill spells, take out a few wraths, take out the worst of the creatures, and boom, you've cut cards.

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Postby Alex » Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:45 am

Hey, I'm working on a mono-black edh for the lulz, but I'm stuck at 110 cards and can't figure otu what to cut, anybody wanna help? ;-;

The theme is 'Kill it All'
Deck
[deck]Sorcery (25)
1x All Is Dust
1x Ashes to Ashes
1x Barter in Blood
1x Beacon of Unrest
1x Befoul
1x Black Sun's Zenith
1x Decree of Pain
1x Diabolic Revelation
1x Diabolic Tutor
1x Dregs of Sorrow
1x Fatal Lore
1x Forced March
1x Hex
1x Increasing Ambition
1x Innocent Blood
1x Killing Wave
1x Life's Finale
1x Living Death
1x Mutilate
1x Overwhelming Forces
1x Phthisis
1x Plague Wind
1x Rise of the Dark Realms
1x Sever Soul
1x Stream of Acid

Enchantment (9)
1x Black Market
1x Bloodchief Ascension
1x Dark Prophecy
1x
Exquisite Blood
1x Grave Betrayal
1x Phyrexian Arena
1x Sanguine Bond
1x Underworld Connections
1x Whip of Erebos

Land (36)
1x Crypt of Agadeem
1x Leechridden Swamp
1x Reliquary Tower
32x Swamp
1x Volrath's Stronghold

Creature (16)
1x Avatar of Woe
1x Blood Artist
1x Dark Impostor
1x Deathgreeter
1x Erebos, God of the Dead
1x Falkenrath Noble
1x Harvester of Souls
1x Lim-Dul the Necromancer (The Commander)
1x Magus of the Coffers
1x Massacre Wurm
1x Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
1x Patron of the Nezumi
1x Reiver Demon
1x Sangromancer
1x Sepulchral Primordial
1x Sheoldred, Whispering One

Instant (15)
1x Chill to the Bone
1x Dismember
1x Doom Blade
1x Expunge
1x Eyeblight's Ending
1x Go for the Throat
1x Hero's Downfall
1x Murder
1x Rend Flesh
1x Shriveling Rot
1x Snuff Out
1x Sudden Death
1x Sudden Spoiling
1x Terror
1x Tragic Slip

Artifact (6)
1x Dingus Staff
1x Elixir of Immortality
1x Grimoire of the Dead
n1x Nevinyrral's Disk
1x Soul Net
1x Staff of Nin

Planeswalker (3)
1x Liliana of the Dark Realms
1x Liliana Vess
1x Sorin Markov
[/deck]
And before you ask, I know I left out some high-profile stuff in theme, like damnation and cabal coffers. It's cause EXPENSIVE, and I'll get those eventually, this is to just start myself off.
I'd play Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief as the commander in a deck like this. She's basically more removal.

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Postby Jack » Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:58 am

Get rid of doom blade. Do you really tough you'll be the only guy that likes black?
GftT is even worse.

With all that spot removal, it might be hard to find 6 enemy targets for Hex, making it an over costed Damnation.
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Postby Jack » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:00 am

Oh, and you have no reason not to run Necropotence with 32 Swamps.
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Postby NerdBoyWonder » Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:07 am

Unholy shit nuggets on a bagel! Hi. Finally got 2 days off from work and going to enjoy this time off catching up on my console gaming backlog. Will probably really hop back into MTG as soon as Born is released. Holiday season has really killed most of my playing time.
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Postby DarthStabber » Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:32 am

Ever get so depressed that you think about ending it, and the reason why you decide not to actually go through with it is so pathetic it makes you more depressed than you were? The longer it takes the next season of doctor who to come out the longer I either stay alive or out of the loony bin.
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.

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Postby Sasky » Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:47 am

I will always take the leap of faith. Unless if involves someone dying.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:49 am

Ever get so depressed that you think about ending it, and the reason why you decide not to actually go through with it is so pathetic it makes you more depressed than you were? The longer it takes the next season of doctor who to come out the longer I either stay alive or out of the loony bin.
Keep on keeping on.
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Postby DerWille » Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:57 am

Is watching your wife give birth a mistake? Be honest.
Strange question unless you're asking because you're wondering if you should watch your SO give birth in your future. In that case, I'll answer.

Some men can't handle it. They see blood and nasty stuff everywhere and faint on the floor. Especially with c-sections. They always keep an extra chair in the OR for daddies who start to feel a little woozy during the procedure.

If you're brave enough you'll look over the blue curtain and see your wife's stomach is cut up and the doctor has his hand in there up to his elbow trying to
get the baby out. That's when you really find out what you're made of. Me? I have a strong stomach. I was all up in there taking pictures with my DSLR as these blood-covered wrinkly babies came out of my wife's stomach with her flesh hanging off to the side.
This made me laugh. Do you plan on breaking out the pictures when they're older when they bring their dates home?

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Postby DarthStabber » Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:58 am

Thanks kaze.
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.

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Postby Pendulum » Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:02 am

Interesting factoid, men who watch their wives give birth in person are twice as likely to have affairs within the next two years. Whether this is because of the trauma caused by watching and loss of sexual desire for their partner, or because they become such badasses from enduring that they must take more women to satiate their desires, is unknown.
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Postby Pendulum » Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:04 am

Oh shit I just went full that guy, sorry.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:23 am

Thanks kaze.
Let me know if you need to talk about stuff.
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