[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[zemanjaski]

I remember an american tourist being upset because he asked for latte and got served actual milk. Fun times.

To be fair I've seen other Europeans do this too. "Latte" is global nomenclature nowadays.

[RedNihilist]

I remember an american tourist being upset because he asked for latte and got served actual milk. Fun times.

To be fair I've seen other Europeans do this too. "Latte" is global nomenclature nowadays.

Yup, but Italy is a different world from the one you guys live in. Sometimes people miss that.

[RedNihilist]

(read it as "To be fair, you'd expect a waiter to know better than that, but we're in Italy so common sense won't help you)

[zemanjaski]

Oh they know what was meant, we italians just like to be difficult

[Alex]

People who don't drink real milk are pussies.

[Lightning_Dolt]

People who don't drink real milk are pussies.

I like soy milk sometimes.

[Alex]

Vanilla soy milk is legit, but it is not a substitute for actual milk.

[Yarpus]

Yo. Sorry for being obnoxious few hours ago. It's still actual, that I love you guys and I'd kill a man for a pack of ciggaretes. It's just that my inner happines was turned into terrible hangover, and I lost my hangover-crap superpower.

Fuck.

[redthirst]

Yarpus, you're the best. Don't ever change.

[Yarpus]

I might be the same as I was yesterday as there's high possibility I'm still drunk after sleep. My movement is still chaotic as fuck.

[GoblinWarchief]

Inform us when you're not drunk anymore .... so we can convince you to drink again !

I remember when i was at a school trip in cambridge (16 years old).... one evening we were all drinking wine while walking in the streets (obviously illegal, but we were stupid teenagers) and a friend of mine who didn't like alcohol bought a carton of milk and swallowed 1,5 litres of it. I was disgusted.

[windstrider]

I definitely appreciate tea a lot more now that I'm trying to give up coffee.

Give up coffee.

Hmm, I recognize those as words, but their meaning is foreign to me.

[Jack]

I drank a quart of chocolate milk in 5 minutes once. 2/10 do not recommend.

[Jack]

A quart is pretty much 1 liter. 1.06 liters I think. Or maybe it's the other way around.

[Dechs Kaison]

I can't stand coffee.

I am trying to give up Mountain Dew. It'd be nice to not drink as many calories as I eat.

[TubeHunter]

same here dechs, though i enjoy coke far too much.

Trying to cut that shit out of my life. Too unhealthy for you.

[windstrider]

I had a Coke yesterday. That will be my one soda for this month. Haven't really missed soda all that much.

[DocLawless]

I'll cut a bitch for taking away my coffee.

[Valdarith]

I don't drink coffee, and I have one soda on average every week. The rest of the time I'm drinking water except in the mornings when I drink a small glass of orange juice and milk with my cereal.

Cereal is my weakness. It's like my crack, and I don't have an addictive personality. It's just been a part of my routine since I was little.

[hamfactorial]

I eat bacon every morning

/drops the mic

[TubeHunter]

i eat a lot of bagels.

too good.

[hamfactorial]

#CarbLife

[Khaospawn]

Somebody mentioned coke and I immediately thought cocaine.

[RedNihilist]

I don't have breakfast, then I just eat a fruit at noon because I want to stay healthy, and I try to eat moderately at dinner.
Then spend the rest of the time drinking coffee and eating chocolate + candies.

[Dechs Kaison]

I just realized I'm going to be in Korea for St. Patrick's Day.

I don't know how to feel about this.

[Kaitscralt]

My roommate somehow managed to deal with me shut-in. Managed to nearly cut himself with a knife. his hand is bleedin. And then I got emotional about myself. cried for a while and throw my issues out. About the pain. I'm happy person.

[Yarpus]

I'm still happy. Even if we have so much to clean up. I managed to fuck those shelves up. And our kitchen was a complete mess, this idiot who cut his hand managed to leave stains on the wall and he broke 2 spoons. :<

[Purp]

Amateurs.

[Self Medicated]

I eat bacon every morning

/drops the mic

I've replaced all liquids in my diet with beer. I've also replaced all solid foods in my diet with beer.

[Kazekirimaru]

I definitely appreciate tea a lot more now that I'm trying to give up coffee.

The only people who dislike tea are confirmation-biased douchesticks :3

Seriously, there are infinite varieties. Hot or cold. And if you go by the broad definition, it doesn't even have to be real tea(just fruits and spices or nuts steeped in water)

To hate tea is to hate literally every possible flavour and flavour combination in the universe. It's just stupidity.

[Kaitscralt]

fuck tea

[Kazekirimaru]

The problem is: most people's idea of tea is either

Horrendously sugar'd-up southern sweet tea akin to what you'd get at McDonalds for a dollar(It's low quality black tea with a 1:2 tea-to-sugar ratio, srsly)

or Hot Earl Grey

And it's perfectly viable to hate both(I'm not fond of either) so people assume all tea is bad.

[Kazekirimaru]

fuck tea

Fuck final fantasy tactics

[DerWille]

When I was a kid I use to drink diet pepsi all the time. Like 4 to 6 cans a day, easy. Then when I was a junior in high school I tested the pH level of the coke I was drinking and it was a point away from stomach acid and I dropped it cold turkey.

I mostly drink water, green tea, and black tea (both cold). The only time I drink the stuff now is when I need to stay awake, but it never turns out well. I usually get insomnia and stay awake for like 24 ~ 36 hours and royally fuck up my sleep schedule.

[Yarpus]

Tea is fucking awesome.

[Khaospawn]

I eat bacon every morning

/drops the mic

I've replaced all liquids in my diet with beer. I've also replaced all solid foods in my diet with beer.

You're a good man.

[Kaitscralt]

Teia is fucking awesome.

[Kazekirimaru]

When I was a kid I use to drink diet pepsi all the time. Like 4 to 6 cans a day, easy. Then when I was a junior in high school I tested the pH level of the coke I was drinking and it was a point away from stomach acid and I dropped it cold turkey.

Citrus fruit is more acidic than diet soda. I don't think you're in quite as much danger as you may believe.

[LaZerBurn]

Coffee > Tea

[Self Medicated]

I used to hate tea and only drink coffee. But when coffee starts making you pee out your ass, you recognize that something needs to change.

I've since tried all sorts of different teas and found that there is a lot more variety than coffee. I still love coffee, and have an excuse to drink it all the time now that my work got a Nespresso brand machine. But I can't drink it all the time like I used to.