i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

[Thrillho]

Unrelated but does anyone have any dad jokes I can add to my dad joke repertoire?

[Kaitscralt]

your dad's such an abusive drunk that when he throws your fat mom around the house, he throws your fat mom AROUND the house

[Kaitscralt]

PayPal is fine

[Thrillho]

I meant more the bad jokes you only tell when you're a dad

[Kaitscralt]

just listen to the 10 Minute Podcast episodes with Everybody's Dad

you will like it because you generally find the things i find funny funny

[iamabadman]

cracked had some

[DroppinSuga]

Best dad joke:

Sex.

[Kaitscralt]

only men can be raped

[hamfactorial]

only men can be raped

This is so good

[iamabadman]

:dickbutt:

[Kaitscralt]

I threw up last night and today feel like my head weighs two hundred pounds

[Kaitscralt]

also slight fever

I'm dying

[DroppinSuga]

there's a nasty flu going around. i've had it for the last week.

[Kaitscralt]

I feel like I got skull fucked

[DroppinSuga]

it starts pretty harsh and as it runs it's course, it just gets irritating.

[rezombad]

I've got it too.

[iamabadman]

you pussies

[Thrillho]

Pollen Season is Coming

[Thrillho]

The only time I don't feel better after throwing up is when it turns out I need to throw up more. Throwing up is a great problem solver

[Thrillho]

I think I just drove past where one of my Ex's proms was and I think it's a furniture warehouse

[Thrillho]

Keep it classy jersey!

[Checkbox]

I don't listen to metal because I shower on a daily basis and most of my tshirts don't have bands on them and aren't black.

to be completely fair, I started listening to metal before my tshirts became this

[Checkbox]

this episode was powerful

[iamabadman]

I think I just drove past where one of my Ex's proms was and I think it's a furniture warehouse

in my freshmen and sophmore years, the prom was in AC. then junior/senior year it was a nice caterer nearby.


i think afterwards it was in the gym because my friend had a video of him and his then gf in the gym all dressed up and shit

[Mcdonalds]

Managed to get the last few cards I needed for elves by trading store credit

Swag was acquired

[Kazekirimaru]

You did not acquire swag.

[Mcdonalds]

Oi, no one asked you

[Kazekirimaru]

Nobody needed to. I heard injustice on the wind and promptly came to smite it.

[rezombad]

I need to finish Spanish inquisition but I missed the boat on bayou

[Mogadishu Jones]

Id listen to a weekend metal album.

[Mogadishu Jones]

Weezer*

Though I guess a weeknd album woul be cool to.

[Mcdonalds]

I need to finish Spanish inquisition but I missed the boat on bayou

Did they go up again?

[iamabadman]

i hope

[Second Harkius]

Weezer*

Though I guess a weeknd album woul be cool to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPUNdwRhuMA

[rezombad]

I need to finish Spanish inquisition but I missed the boat on bayou

Did they go up again?

Yeah

[Mcdonalds]

Just remember, you only need one

[Stardust]

Now hurry up and stock up on Plateaus before they rise next!

[Stardust]

I actually need a Scrubland. They're decently low at the moment...

[DroppinSuga]

I need a Wasteland and a Gaea's Cradle, but shit dawg.

[Mcdonalds]

I need 2 trops and a volcanic

Fuck