[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Tue May 06, 2014 1:28 am

The best thing about going crazy is there are now people who I can tell all my secrets to, and they can't tell anyone because they only live in my head.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Tue May 06, 2014 4:42 am

Wait. Who jumped ship? And why?

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Tue May 06, 2014 4:48 am

They were saying redthirst and zem have been posting very little lately.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Tue May 06, 2014 4:53 am

#CFBlife

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Tue May 06, 2014 4:57 am

I see. In other news... weed's a helluva thang! Amirite?

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Tue May 06, 2014 6:25 am

I see. In other news... weed's a helluva thang! Amirite?

Yeah it is, wish I had some spare money for it.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Tue May 06, 2014 1:02 pm

Alright, got the stupid 4096 tile and a score of 51056. I'm done with this maddening game.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue May 06, 2014 1:18 pm

I think you're the only one still on that jazz.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Tue May 06, 2014 1:19 pm

Correction: I was the only one on that jazz.

I am now off of it.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Tue May 06, 2014 2:25 pm

Good friends can go extended periods of time without talking and remain good friends. They'll be back when life calms down.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue May 06, 2014 2:56 pm

#fedoralife

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue May 06, 2014 3:57 pm

Zem has moved on to the big leagues. His time here in the minors will be remembered fondly. Let us hope that he does not forget where he came from and that he'll remember the mouth breathers that helped (not really) him a long the way.

RIP FoS Zem

LONG LIVE CFB ZEM!

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue May 06, 2014 4:10 pm

Meet the new Z, same as the old Z

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Tue May 06, 2014 4:20 pm

We won't get fooled again.

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Tue May 06, 2014 4:48 pm

Correction: I was the only one on that jazz.

I am now off of it.

"The down side of coming off 4096 was that I knew I would need to mix with my friends again in a state of full consciousness. It was awful: they reminded me so much of myself I could hardly bear to look at them. Take Dechs, for instance, he came off 4096 at the same time as me, not because he wanted too, you understand, but just to annoy me, just to show me how easily he could do it, thereby downgrading my own struggle. Sneaky fucker, don't you think? And when all I wanted to do was lie along and feel sorry for myself, he insisted on telling me once again about his unifying theory of life."

...is how Trainspotting would have gone if
they'd all been gamers instead of heroin addicts.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Tue May 06, 2014 5:37 pm

That just made my day.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue May 06, 2014 5:41 pm

I uninstalled 2048 with extreme prejudice after getting the score I posted a few weeks ago. Currently searching for a new mind-numbing addiction.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue May 06, 2014 6:12 pm

66000, still going strong...

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Tue May 06, 2014 6:14 pm

No.

No, I will not start again.

No. I will not be tempted to try to beat that absurd score.

NO. FUCK. DAMNIT.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue May 06, 2014 6:19 pm

It's not too hard to get to 4096 once you realise that every row can be used in the same way as your base row. I've done it a dozen times. I keep telling myself that once I get to 8192 that I'll quit. Sometimes I wonder if I really will. Then I stop thinking altogether and restart the game.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue May 06, 2014 6:27 pm

I just lost the game

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Tue May 06, 2014 6:31 pm

I uninstalled 2048 with extreme prejudice after getting the score I posted a few weeks ago. Currently searching for a new mind-numbing addiction.

I hear cocaine is pretty sweet. Just ask Khaos.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue May 06, 2014 6:49 pm

Candy makes you dandy!

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Tue May 06, 2014 7:15 pm

Any benzodiazipam will numb you brain real good.

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Tue May 06, 2014 7:57 pm

So it turns out that "semi charmed kind of life" (Third eye blind) is about crystal meth, "slide" (goo goo dolls) is about abortion, and "tutti frutti" (little Richard) is about gay anal sex. The first two are very explicit about it if you check them on you tube with lyrics. Mind=blown.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Tue May 06, 2014 9:15 pm

I think I'm going to troll my family by saying that I've found my faith again, just that now it's in the one true god, Allah. Fake a total conversion to Islam.

There's nothing they can do to disprove my "faith" that doesn't also apply to their own.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Tue May 06, 2014 9:17 pm

Yup.

Brick by Ben Folds Five is about abortion too.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue May 06, 2014 9:56 pm

Candy makes you dandy!

You know what I want, bitch! I wanna talk ta Samson!

What's up, fuckers? It's been a pretty chaotic week or so for me. My truck bit the dust coming from back from a gig, just in time for a nightmarish week at work.

I'm currently rounding up a fat stack of cards to sell off in order to raise some funds to buy another vehicle. I'm not quitting Magic, but it's a huge blow to my collection.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue May 06, 2014 9:57 pm

Also, I'm 10 days on the ham challenge. I feel lethal. Dangerously lethal.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue May 06, 2014 10:05 pm

I think I'm going to troll my family by saying that I've found my faith again, just that now it's in the one true god, Allah. Fake a total conversion to Islam.

There's nothing they can do to disprove my "faith" that doesn't also apply to their own.

Isn't that just another name for the same God?

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Tue May 06, 2014 10:07 pm

Also, I'm 10 days on the ham challenge. I feel lethal. Dangerously lethal.

Gotta release that pressure before you have a catastrophic event.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue May 06, 2014 10:08 pm

Also, I'm 10 days on the ham challenge. I feel lethal. Dangerously lethal.

Boom goes the dynamite!

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Tue May 06, 2014 10:09 pm

I think I'm going to troll my family by saying that I've found my faith again, just that now it's in the one true god, Allah. Fake a total conversion to Islam.

There's nothing they can do to disprove my "faith" that doesn't also apply to their own.
Isn't that just another name for the same God?

Yeah, but it entails the assertion that Isa (Jesus) was just a prophet, and not divine. Were I to profess faith in Islam, to be a Muslim, it is to say that all the teachings of the New Testament were corrupted by man and not the true word of God as they
believe.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue May 06, 2014 10:17 pm

Isn't that also what the Jews believe?

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Tue May 06, 2014 10:25 pm

I thought the Jews believed Jesus was a heretic. That's why he was executed with great prejudice.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue May 06, 2014 10:51 pm

Also, I'm 10 days on the ham challenge. I feel lethal. Dangerously lethal.
Gotta release that pressure before you have a catastrophic event.

Is that a loophole within the official ham challenge guidelines?

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Tue May 06, 2014 10:54 pm

Also, I'm 10 days on the ham challenge. I feel lethal. Dangerously lethal.
Gotta release that pressure before you have a catastrophic event.
Is that a loophole within the official ham challenge guidelines?

lol

Doubt it. Guess you just hold it till you blow a gasket.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue May 06, 2014 10:56 pm

The only acceptable discharge receptacles must contain 2 or more lips.

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Tue May 06, 2014 10:59 pm

Is relief via anal stimulation a loop hole? Pun not intended.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Tue May 06, 2014 11:00 pm

Is relief via anal stimulation a loop hole? Pun not intended.

Prostate milking is perfectly fine when done safely.

The only acceptable discharge receptacles must contain 2 or more lips.

Why does it need lips?

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