[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Purp]

How you do that?

Dope boy magiccc

[Lightning_Dolt]

Why am I listening to this piece of shit song?

[Dechs Kaison]

Because you clicked play.

[Purp]

Hey, I never said it was good.

This song though, hood classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL8Y58BNctY

[Kaitscralt]

Creeping Tar Pit is one of my favorite cards ever. Well done Zem! And congrats LD! Tell Alexander Haynes that he's beautiful.

Alexander Hayne is not a part of mtgcanada.com after a precursory glance at their site

[Kaitscralt]

aka you didn't even look at their site

[Kaitscralt]

> assumes all Canadians are part of mtgcanada

[DroppinSuga]

I made that assumption. I'll admit it.

[hamfactorial]

I now write for mtgcanada.com. First article should come out tomorrow. Working hard on becoming a less successful version of Zem lol.

Cool! When does your first article go up?

[Purp]

I now write for mtgcanada.com. First article should come out tomorrow. Working hard on becoming a less successful version of Zem lol.

Cool! When does your first article go up?

<3 Ham

[Dechs Kaison]

Yeah, that's when it should go up, but when will it actually go up?

[DroppinSuga]

If a man has an eyebrow piercing, I immediately disregard anything he says or does

[Stardust]

That's racist.

[hamfactorial]

I now write for mtgcanada.com. First article should come out tomorrow. Working hard on becoming a less successful version of Zem lol.

Cool! When does your first article go up?

<3 Ham

Hey I'm cute not smart

[Lightning_Dolt]

First article should go up later today. Alexander Hayne is with Face to Face Games as far as I know. He tests and sometimes travels with my best friend's brother in law (who top 4'd GP:Toronto) so I'll likely meet him at some point. MTG Canada has Shaun McLaren, who won the last Pro Tour and writes for SCG.

[Lightning_Dolt]

If a man has an eyebrow piercing, I immediately disregard anything he says or does

If you're a parent with an eyebrow ring, you need to reassess your life.

[DocLawless]

That's piercist.

[Dechs Kaison]

If you're a parent, you need to reassess your life.

[Valdarith]

If you're a parent, you need to reassess your life.

Parents have no life.

<---parent.

[Kazekirimaru]

If you're alive, that's cool.

[hamfactorial]

If you're a parent, you need to reassess your life.

Huh huh, you said asses

[Lightning_Dolt]

Dat assess.

[Alex]

I'm not even Canadian, but I wanna write.

[Alex]

When Suga sends me sweet, sweet cardboard in the mail, I will achieve a level of writing mastery that can only be imagined by autistic scholars.

[Kazekirimaru]

When Suga sends me sweet, sweet cardboard in the mail, I will achieve a level of writing mastery that can only be imagined by autistic scholars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF4vRMx8ix0

[Self Medicated]

If you're a parent, you need to reassess your life.

[DocLawless]

A Stensia Bloodhall? Come back when you're eating a Force of Will.

[DroppinSuga]

A guy at a FNM raged and ate his basic lands and threw the other cards in the trash. It was quite the spectacle.

[DocLawless]

Did he leave anything good in the garbage?

[DroppinSuga]

We were drafting so I don't think there was anything of worth.

[hamfactorial]

Was it John Scroatles?

[DroppinSuga]

The esteemed Sir Jonathan Scroatles would never go on tilt at such an event. He would be too busy nearly missing the top 8

[windstrider]

If you're a parent, you need to reassess your life.

Parents have no life.

<---parent.

Truth.

[Dechs Kaison]

Parents have lives.

They just belong to their children.

[nme]

hah, breeders.

[Second Harkius]

kait is the leader FoS deserves.

All hail the kait!

Madding has wanted to be the leader of this clan ever since you all registered here.

[Second Harkius]

Your self loathing magnifies his own and makes him stronger.

[hamfactorial]

Suga is his Grima Wormtongue.

[Wraith223]

If a man has an eyebrow piercing, I immediately disregard anything he says or does

Please add tongue studs to your list. I don't get piercings....at all. Since I have horse; every time I see one that has loop, I want to put attach a lead rope to it. In boy scouts, a dude in OA was the piercing expert (covered) and he passed out from staying up to late for 2 days worth. We attached every lead rope we could find in the horse barn to him. Looked like a sci-fi scene of horror. He was pissed and weirded out. Never saw him again. I found out later that someone went back in and carefully put a magnet (one for picking up nails) on his crotch. How this person knew to do that is scary. There were 4 girls working as camp counselors, but I don't know how
they swung as they were not on any standards list of any guy. Are these piercings magnetic or is this a myth for the non piercing folks?

[Self Medicated]

I wouldn't ever want piercings. To much of a liability if you get in a fight.