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Postby Mcdonalds » Mon May 19, 2014 5:17 pm

Inefficient use of time and resources , sleeping is
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 12:40 pm

As of Sunday, I am officially a college graduate.
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 12:40 pm

This past Sunday that is.

Checkbox is college-educated.
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 12:40 pm

Am I still the nutnqorst?
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue May 20, 2014 12:53 pm

ill sleep when i'm tired
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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue May 20, 2014 1:36 pm

I don't believe you
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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue May 20, 2014 1:41 pm

There's no way Checkbox has a degree in anything other than liberal arts or art history
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 2:16 pm

Bachelor of Science in Mathematics, Cum Laude
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 2:22 pm

:jam:
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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue May 20, 2014 2:54 pm

What do you plan on doing with that, Mr. Box?
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 2:56 pm

Already started a graduate program in Math Education. I will literally be Mr. Box in a classroom :P
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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue May 20, 2014 3:08 pm

That is a scary thought.

Of course, I'm going for a Social Worker degree so that's kind of scary too.
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 3:10 pm

Could be worse
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 3:10 pm

:magicmage:
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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue May 20, 2014 3:20 pm

Are you going to teach kids how to try hard in math?
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Postby Stardust » Tue May 20, 2014 3:27 pm

Are you going to teach kids how to try hard in math?
Probably try hard to teach math. You know, with the bad math jokes and whatnot.

"Why did the mathematical tree fall over? Because it had no real roots! Bahahahahaha!"
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 3:33 pm

That would be the "imaginary" tree
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 3:34 pm

:teach:
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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue May 20, 2014 3:38 pm

Fuck you , you square.......root
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 3:46 pm

:V
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 3:48 pm

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Postby Stardust » Tue May 20, 2014 4:14 pm

:uhh:
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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue May 20, 2014 4:15 pm

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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue May 20, 2014 4:22 pm

I get it
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Postby Thrillho » Tue May 20, 2014 4:22 pm

Bachelor of Science in Mathematics, Cum Laude
Wow that's almost as useful as my BA psychology degree.
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Postby Thrillho » Tue May 20, 2014 4:24 pm

The one thing I will say psychology taught me and have me the resources to learn is how to read and compose a journal paper. That experience has been invaluable throughout my adult life as a professional in the medicals as I am told my career path is headed
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Postby Thrillho » Tue May 20, 2014 4:24 pm

I hope your degree in addition taught you about stats and p values because there's hope for you yet if it did
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Postby Stardust » Tue May 20, 2014 4:29 pm

Stats is useful, yes. Unfortunately it's also very boring.
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 4:56 pm

I hope your degree in addition taught you about stats and p values because there's hope for you yet if it did
that would be a stats degree

so, no
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Postby Thrillho » Tue May 20, 2014 7:04 pm

I hope your degree in addition taught you about stats and p values because there's hope for you yet if it did
that would be a stats degree

so, no
It's unfortunate you wasted all that time and money then
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue May 20, 2014 7:20 pm

join the navy
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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue May 20, 2014 7:22 pm

in the navy, you can sail the seven seas
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue May 20, 2014 7:24 pm

and in the pretend navy you can do even more
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Postby rezombad » Tue May 20, 2014 7:31 pm

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
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Postby hamfactorial » Tue May 20, 2014 7:34 pm

The previous page of math jokes was relevant to my interests!

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Postby rezombad » Tue May 20, 2014 7:36 pm

Let's summon baguy back
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You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
It should be a privilege to post here
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 7:47 pm

you are bad at img tags
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 7:48 pm

I hope your degree in addition taught you about stats and p values because there's hope for you yet if it did
that would be a stats degree

so, no
It's unfortunate you wasted all that time and money then
only $47k which is not bad for the private institution that granted me my degree
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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 20, 2014 7:48 pm

"only"
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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue May 20, 2014 7:50 pm

Once I attain my degree, my workplace will pay off all my student loans up to 60k.
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