i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Thu May 22, 2014 2:41 am

RIP Baguy

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Thu May 22, 2014 3:01 am

Where do you plan on teaching?
best available offer that isn't in the middle of extreme weather

So this rules out nevada?

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Thu May 22, 2014 3:12 am

It sucks here

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Thu May 22, 2014 3:29 am

give us more updates on people you went to hs with who are now fat and doing nothing.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Thu May 22, 2014 4:08 am

That was the best one.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Thu May 22, 2014 5:40 am

Update us on fat, but bangable preggo chick from high school then

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Thu May 22, 2014 5:40 am

Suga needs moar fapping material

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Thu May 22, 2014 2:43 pm

I was just on stage talking about some bullshit
Go on...

I was doing a sound check and was on stage talking about bullshit so they had an audio level test

Postby **Stardust** » Thu May 22, 2014 6:04 pm

I went to four different medi-clinics last night trying to get my son's head stitched closed. He tripped while we were out walking the dog and hit his head on the edge of a stone planter. By the time I'd picked him up and called my wife to come pick us up his face was covered in blood. Luckily I'm old-fashioned and always carry a handkerchief (though cleaning him up a bit didn't do much to make him happier).

Postby **Stardust** » Thu May 22, 2014 6:06 pm

The first clinic refused to accept us since they'd apparently had people waiting for 4 hours already. The next one we went to was deserted (good sign!) but as soon as we walked in they told us they were closed despite us getting in 10 minutes before closing time. So we went to the hospital emergency where the wait time was "at least one hour, probably much more". We stuck it out there for a few minutes and called a couple other places before getting ahold of a clinic that could guarantee seeing us an hour from that time.

Postby **Stardust** » Thu May 22, 2014 6:08 pm

So we hopped back in the car and drove the few blocks to that clinic. Not too long after that we saw a young doctor with an alligator on his shirt. By this time my son was totally cool with the whole thing, having checked out his still-bleeding cut in the mirror and hugging the teddy bear he'd gotten from the hospital. That didn't last long after the doctor glued his cut closed though. He'd warned us that the glue tends to pull those little hairs a bit and kids generally didn't like it. He screamed for the next half an hour, but we finally got him home and calmed down watching some Harry Potter.

Postby **Stardust** » Thu May 22, 2014 6:09 pm

He fell asleep during the movie, so that was easy. The hard part was waking up every two hours to make sure he didn't slip into a coma. Lots of fun.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu May 22, 2014 6:18 pm

you struck the boy

Postby **Stardust** » Thu May 22, 2014 6:19 pm

You've been fighting bad people too long.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu May 22, 2014 6:29 pm

you struck his visage

Postby **Stardust** » Thu May 22, 2014 6:32 pm

His visage was so marred more than any man.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Thu May 22, 2014 6:34 pm

Someone call the Department of Child Services

Postby **Stardust** » Thu May 22, 2014 6:37 pm

Don't worry, they're already on the case. My wife's nervous, "Really! I wasn't even there! Hahaha..." in the doctor's office gave us away.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri May 23, 2014 2:07 am

I am liking this new "I have a family" persona Stardust has adopted.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri May 23, 2014 2:08 am

We've seen the 'pretend to be a woman', 'pretend to be a black guy', 'pretend to be a hospital security guard', but I'm not sure we've seen the pretend family man yet.

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Fri May 23, 2014 5:07 am

We've seen the 'pretend to be a woman', 'pretend to be a black guy', 'pretend to be a hospital security guard', but I'm not sure we've seen the pretend family man yet.

GR's been pulling that shit for years. He's even convinced some people he has a job in the oil industry

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri May 23, 2014 5:44 am

The only genuine person here is Checkbox since he's so eager about posting everything that happens to him all the time.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri May 23, 2014 5:45 am

I Believe in Checkbox.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri May 23, 2014 5:45 am

shalako was real too.

he was too real for this world.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri May 23, 2014 5:45 am

he was a modern day version of Icarus.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri May 23, 2014 5:46 am

RIP Shalako

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri May 23, 2014 5:50 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rct8l4_ezJs

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Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri May 23, 2014 6:02 am

Cowardice is the most terrible of vices.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri May 23, 2014 6:03 am

Cowardice is the most terrible of vices.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri May 23, 2014 7:28 am

Nothing ever happens to me.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri May 23, 2014 12:59 pm

everything happens to me

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri May 23, 2014 1:01 pm

We've seen the 'pretend to be a woman', 'pretend to be a black guy', 'pretend to be a hospital security guard', but I'm not sure we've seen the pretend family man yet.

and my two favorites, 'pretend to teach,' followed shortly by, 'pretend to be in the navy'

Postby **Stardust** » Fri May 23, 2014 2:45 pm

Doesn't GR have that family man covered? I definitely remember him talking about Kung Fu Panda (which, by the way, is a fantastic movie).

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Fri May 23, 2014 2:52 pm

I thought I was the fake family man? What the hell is my new persona going to be now?

I'm actually thinking I'm going to be a 17 year old Asian girl that is big into anime and has an obsession with american culture

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri May 23, 2014 2:59 pm

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Fri May 23, 2014 3:00 pm

You've uncovered my secret. I am, in fact, MagicMage!

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