[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Valdarith]

You guys are going to hell.

[BlakLanner]

I already have a seat in the exit row reserved.

[Khaospawn]

Fuck that. Hell has been unleashed upon this earth. The ground opened up and shat Nathan holiday out.


Nathan Holiday - Doc Holiday's ugly redheaded gamer brother.

[Khaospawn]

You ever seen that awful movie called Mask? I think that's the actor from it.

[Khaospawn]

Take off that mask!

It's my face.

[Mcdonalds]

The hero of my people

Get. Out.

No person that plays a deck that takes 20 minutes on a single turn to win even when knowing what you are doing and making your plays quickly should ever be allowed to set foot in a tournament hall.

Also known as the infamous "Kibler F6" deck.

To be fair, that deck does reach a point where it simply cannot lose so if your sitting there miserable, blame yourself

Maybe I'm just used to playing against high tide

[BlakLanner]

High Tide takes under 10 including shuffling if you are competent. I have seen Eggs fizzle so often that I really can't justify conceding outside of time constraints. The fact that it made every round of that GP go 10+ minutes over time makes everyone miserable even if they don't face it all weekend.

[Mcdonalds]

High tide unimpeded should take less than that, actually it can be done in 5 minutes, it's when you bluff counter magic is when it starts become an issue

[Kaitscralt]

You guys are going to hell.

[Mcdonalds]

High Tide takes under 10 including shuffling if you are competent. I have seen Eggs fizzle so often that I really can't justify conceding outside of time constraints. The fact that it made every round of that GP go 10+ minutes over time makes everyone miserable even if they don't face it all weekend.

Id wager it was more pilot error as that deck wasn't easy to play

[BlakLanner]

I did say competent, not a veteran. It doesn't matter the reason. If it takes that long and causes that many problems, match losses should be handed out. They banned it right after that tournament because of all the problems it caused.

[Kaitscralt]

so why are you still bitching

[BlakLanner]

Because he said he liked something I didn't like. That and the deck's pilot was brought up a few posts earlier.

[LP, of the Fires]

Holidays a cool guy and his GF's semi-attractive, albeit very bitchy.

Burn vs. UW is a fine matchup for burn, you just have to be competent.

No, my opinion of most of our members playskill isn't very high.

Sorry

[LP, of the Fires]

Rabble red is also way better vs. UW/jund, but much worse vs. other agro decks then burn. You're probably better against black though, so that's a huge feather in the hat when deciding.

[Khaospawn]

Apparently if I play a Relic of Progenitus against Living End, they just scoop...

[LP, of the Fires]

Khaos, does goblin rabblemaster do anything for modern goblins? What about hall of triumph?

Expecting a no, and no.

[Khaospawn]

No and no.

[Khaospawn]

I'd much rather play a Goblin King than a Rabblemaster. If Rabblemaster had haste, that'd be a different story though.

GTFO of here with Hall of Triumph.

[Khaospawn]

Can't blame you for suggesting it though.

[Khaospawn]

Won a Modern 8-Man with Mono Red Burn. I imagined all my opponents as Nathan Holiday.

[Second Harkius]

you'd think a clan devoted to mono red would accept a creepy ginger...

[Second Harkius]

#RedGinger

[Khaospawn]

#RedGinger

[Khaospawn]

you'd think a clan devoted to mono red would accept a creepy ginger...

Have you actually looked at that fucking face?

[Khaospawn]

I'm usually the last one to judge somebody for their appearance. But...DAMN.

[Khaospawn]

He's not human.

[Mcdonalds]

jelly of his fro swag?

[LP, of the Fires]

He really is a nice guy...

[Khaospawn]

So was Jeffery Dahmer.

[Khaospawn]

But I digress....I've probably racked up enough negative karma for one day.

[DroppinSuga]

Fro

[Alex]

We had a kid in high school with the brightest, blondest fro in the world. We appropriately called him "BlondieFro."

[hamfactorial]

Fro sho

[Elricity]

We had a kid in high school with the brightest, blondest fro in the world. We appropriately called him "BlondieFro."

Was he proud of it?

[Alex]

He was pretty proud of it.

There was also another kid whose grandfather was also his father. We called him "Daddy Pa."

[Jack]

Dafuq

[Elricity]

He was pretty proud of it.

As he should be. If teen movies have taught me anything, it's that super-fros have power.

[Mcdonalds]

So was Jeffery Dahmer.

True enough, guy used to baby sit kids

[Alex]

Dafuq

Yeah, inbreeding wasn't really frowned upon in North Carolina until the late 90s...

The dude was pretty normal, all things considered.