Open Site Blathering (formerly Advice from iridium ITT)

[iamabadman]

is this still going on? jesus fucking christ.

[Blackhound]

is this still going on? jesus fucking christ.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.

[Captain Murphy]

This crazy talk feels fake. Go get tips off weaver, kors or maybe jdiski

[Blackhound]

You took the blue pill then ?

[Captain Murphy]

lol matrix

Not crazy enough

[Blackhound]

Hi Sene.

[Blackhound]

Awww hes gone.

[Captain Murphy]

I miss the days of wasteland where sene would just chat

[Captain Murphy]

Now he is just an elusive fish

[Kaitscralt]

most

[Second Harkius]

I miss the days of wasteland where sene would just chat

he was a funny guy. it's a shame how this all went down.

[Second Harkius]

gutters gonna gut

[Second Harkius]

nutters gonna nut

[Second Harkius]

putters gonna put

[Second Harkius]

[Second Harkius]

i thought this was grrr.

ive been spamming the wrong thread!

[Sene]

Now he is just an elusive fish

this?

[iamabadman]

most elusive

[Mogadishu Jones]

Hey boubou, theyve forced you into a summit havnt they?

[Pendulum]

More of a Ponzi Scheme.

[Shalako]

Hey Sene what's with changing the Banning for Sharing Accounts rule?

[Captain Murphy]

I like the look of that card

[Thrillho]

18 days left Thrillho.

thanks helga

[Thrillho]

blackhound, your previous nickname of "minstrel show" has been redacted. it is currently being changed to "helga pataki."

thank you for summiting with the staff of mtgcommunity. we appreciate your continued service and patronage here.

[Kaitscralt]

Olga was always so hot

[Kaitscralt]

Was she a sandwich bandit?

[Checkbox]

did she look exactly like madding's avatar? if so, do you have contact info?

[Kaitscralt]

Careful, your bullshit is showing.

[Pendulum]

What does she do that you don't like?

[Checkbox]

Take off her shirt and smile at you like she wants your penis?

[Checkbox]

Why do you not like that?

[Pendulum]

You know I'd never betray the sanctity of the PM, Harkius. Please do.

[ExarionUniverse1]

Close enough for me to think that it might be her.

Yes, I do. But she has a boyfriend. And the only person here she might be into is Onar.

not my type, my apologies miss.

[Captain Murphy]

In soviet russia, girls like onar!

[Kaitscralt]

Everything Harkius says is a lie, except for the parts about being lazy.

[Azrael]

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=477742

Words fail.

Cliff notes for the banned:

1) Get ahold of his friend and ask what garbage he is feeding your brother's brain.
2) Talk to your brother and ask "did you really have any of these beliefs before this guy?"
3) Show him old, healthy people that eat banana bread.
4) Punch him in the face.
5) Try to calmly explain the inconsistency of his actions.
6) Repeat each step more aggresively. (Pick the guy up, shout at your bro, pick up the old healthy person and throw them at him, punch harder, make a powerpoint, ect..)

"Punch him in the face" and "punch harder" are unacceptable in WCT. Advocating violence falls under the category of malicious
advice. Suspension issued.
- Teia

CI thread subsequently made by a third party. Two "trolling/spam" infractions immediately issued by Sene, and the thread closed by Gals in the space of 18 posts. Ruling upheld b/c RLA is not a place to joke around about violence...

My favorite bit of unintentional irony:

MTGSalvation might be one of the most regressive, insular online communities I've ever visited. This is par for the course, especially now that they are under new management and have to look good for their new handlers.

Spam/troll infraction.
-Sene

Why does someone who does not agree with your viewpoint have to be 'trolling'?

I honestly expected them to immediately reverse the ruling and maybe bust Teia's chops a little bit. Not so much.

[Thrillho]

Classic Nordic "what you're saying differs from my world view you are therefore trolling" infraction. IIRC, most of what led to my suspension and "probation" status.

[Blackhound]

Why be suprized, I mean they seriously thought JJ was sending death threats to Ria.

[Thrillho]

With as specific instructions as "I heard he's in New York City" and "You should find him," and me as the person receiving those instructions, I can understand how someone would become immediately fearful for their and their loved ones' own mortality.

I am a well known hunter of the most dangerous game.

[Captain Murphy]

Stay classy MTGS