Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

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Have you watched Anger Management with Adam Sandler? That's probably all you need to know.

As for dealing with shit, wearing gloves should be enough.

Solid movie to watch when you are 12-16 and Adam Sandler movies are still funny.

[Thrillho]

Find Jesus and start going to church. He will show you the way.

Through Him, all things are possible.

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Pet an imaginary cat.

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Any time you find yourself calling someone a dirt bag, use funny humor and think of them as an actual big bag of dirt.

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If none of these work, don't use alcohol but instead consider enlisting the help of a licensed medical professional.

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Understand that change is inevitable and most times will be out of your hands, but that you are solely responsible for what you do with that change. Understand that your actions have consequences, but those may be completely invisible to you or may not reveal them for some time after.

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Understand that change is inevitable and most times will be out of your hands, but that you are solely responsible for what you do with that change. Understand that your actions have consequences, but those may be completely invisible to you or may not reveal them for some time after.

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Glitch on a Magic forum.

[Stardust]

Hey LMD, you're a student, right? I bet your school has a psychologist or counsellor or something that can give you a handful of free sessions. I think the university that I went to would give you the first five free, but I live in Canada, so who knows. Might be worth a shot though.

[Thrillho]

Learn to let go of anger and stress. Realize that the lingering pain of these states is usually self-imposed.

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Channel negative emotions and experiences into positive outlets. Use that energy to create art, work out, build something, train in a sport or other vocation, get really good at a video game, or other self-improving vessel.

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Eat, like, a lot of kale. If you think what you've eaten is a lot, try eating some more just to be safe.

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Instead of thinking about bad stuff maybe open a fucking book for once.

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Call your mother. She really misses you.

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Consider that your life would be better if you didn't focus on the thing or things making you mad. Consider that if any of the issue or issues are chronic problems that breaking said problem/s down into smaller steps would help make tackling it more manageable and resolve them that way.

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Ask checkbox's exgirlfriend to stick things in your butt, but break up with her before she leaves you and you become an empty, unchecked box.

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Spend all of your life savings on a new boat.

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So, uh, here's this giant enemy crab and you... Attack it's weak point for... Massive damage.

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Enlist in the United States Marine Corps.

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Get high naturally off of the endorphins released when you self-injure.

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Bottle your rage up over the course of your lifetime and wait for it to explode at a random and unforeseen point in your life.

[Stardust]

I feel like some of the early points Kijin brought up were pretty bad advice, but now we're getting somewhere.

[Checkbox]

Also play with your balls for like six minutes non-stop just to remind yourself there is joy in the world.

6 minutes? Why are you in such a rush?

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I usually take care of that at the end of the day, when all my errands have been run.

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I said usually

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I didn't say every day

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I will in 6 minutes.

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Also I can't stop, we are nowhere close to p.109.

[Thrillho]

Recognize that life has no inherent meaning and in accepting that realize that none of the choices you make or actions impacting you actually matter. Embrace nihilism or, failing that, the cold em dance of an early grave.

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Illegally pirate movies, video games, and music with oversized headphones on, several keyboards and monitors in front of you, and 2+ liter bottles of soda surrounding your work station. Periodically take breaks from your looting coffers of million- and billionaires to shrilly exclaim, "You can't tell me what to do, dad!" to no one in particular.

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Consider the joys of a simple life and toss aside your opulent western lifestyle for one of minimal luxury and living off the land.

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Buy physical copies of the entire discography of Canadian superband Nickelback and burn it in a fire put in your back yard.

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Shout, "Fuck Mendoza!" loudly while in public spaces or while riding public transportation.

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Harvest your rage through some still unavailable emotional energy-harvesting technology and use it to power toaster ovens and other appliances to save money on electric bills.

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Build a rocket ship and pilot it directly into the sun.

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Plot and scheme in secret.

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Dig a really big hole.

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Avenge your father's death and finally set his tortured soul to rest.

[Blackhound]

May I ask why you hate your family ?

[Thrillho]

Join ISIS.