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Postby rianalnn » Sun Feb 15, 2015 5:36 pm

Why has nobody said anything about why the fuck are you peeing in a fucking bottle.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Feb 15, 2015 5:49 pm

didn't read
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Postby Manders » Sun Feb 15, 2015 6:29 pm

Why has nobody said anything about why the fuck are you peeing in a fucking bottle.
I don't ask questions I don't want the answer to.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Sun Feb 15, 2015 8:05 pm

Why has nobody said anything about why the fuck are you peeing in a fucking bottle.
He's a monstertruck driver already late on his schedule? :shrug:
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
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Postby Mcdonalds » Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:19 am

I just accept the things blackhound says

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:22 am

that's your first mistake
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Postby Mcdonalds » Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:20 am

I accept the things I cannot change and have the courage to x-2 drop

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Postby Manders » Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:10 am

I never just accept anything I hear on zee interwebz.
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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:59 am

Why has nobody said anything about why the fuck are you peeing in a fucking bottle.
I was getting to that, but I've heard that you have to approach these people slowly.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:53 am

What is fifty shades of grey and why should I be scared?

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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:25 am

Someone explained to me that it's some book and now a movie that promotes enslaving women, and women are going nuts about it, so basically we can just enslave away!
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:15 pm

LM knows and is pretending he doesn't for some reason, GR legitimately doesn't know
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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:47 pm

It's porn for housewives.
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Postby Blackhound » Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:40 pm

Urine is quite warm, often even slightly above the standard body temperature of 37 degrees centigrade because it's stored deep inside you.

When you add this to the bottle, it immediately heats up the air inside, so that when you put the cap on, you have two litres (or however big the bottle was) of warm air.

Leaving it overnight gradually allowed the air inside to cool and contract. This lowered the pressure inside the bottle, allowing atmospheric pressure to crush the sides inwards: your bottle was crushed by tonnes of atmospheric pressure.

To reiterate,the air inside didn't go anywhere, it just cooled down and so packed together more tightly, taking up less room in the bottle.

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Postby Blackhound » Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:41 pm

So the bottle was making crackling noises because it was slowly caving in onitself.

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Postby Thrillho » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:37 pm

I only recently learned 50 shades is supposed to be Twilight fanfiction.
This somehow makes me want to see the movie.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:45 pm

Hearing the women in this office talk non-ironically about their shows, which of course includes a shared love of Big Bang Theory, makes me want to be a dead person
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Postby Manders » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:55 pm

I only recently learned 50 shades is supposed to be Twilight fanfiction.
This somehow makes me want to see the movie.
I'm not sure I agree with that. How is it supposed to be Twilight fanfiction?
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Postby rianalnn » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:58 pm

I only recently learned 50 shades is supposed to be Twilight fanfiction.
This somehow makes me want to see the movie.
I'm not sure I agree with that. How is it supposed to be Twilight fanfiction?
Its not something you can disagree with. It was twilight fanfic the author then adapted into the story of dorian grey doing business casual bondage.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:12 pm

Thank goodness the movie didn't have Kristin Stewart's ugly face getting smacked around

There'd be not a single wet gal in the audience
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:47 pm

My loss as well

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:48 pm

"So much of life is calculated and laid out, a sequence of known unknowns." - Gavin "Lesurgo" Verhey
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:55 pm

Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Checkbox » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:19 pm

Is anyone here going to Gen Con?

I will be there running a VS System tournament.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:25 pm

Still trying huh
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:25 pm

Wave goodbye, wish it well, you've got to let it go
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:33 pm

Remember when we made a Vs subforum when Checkbox claimed he was going to bring over 9000 orphan Vs players in here?
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:00 pm

Yeah that was hot
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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:27 pm

We must consult the ouija

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Postby rianalnn » Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:23 pm

Did he even manage a single person?
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:26 pm

Let me see if I got this straight: He posted a wall of text about having lost his cruise ship? And this is relevant because __________ ?
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:52 pm

Thank heavens, there's a tl;dr at the end!
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:03 am

Let me see if I got this straight: He posted a wall of text about having lost his cruise ship? And this is relevant because __________ ?
Because Gutter, of course.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:06 am

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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Manders » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:08 am

I only recently learned 50 shades is supposed to be Twilight fanfiction.
This somehow makes me want to see the movie.
I'm not sure I agree with that. How is it supposed to be Twilight fanfiction?
Its not something you can disagree with. It was twilight fanfic the author then adapted into the story of dorian grey doing business casual bondage.
I guess I must have missed this revelation. Having read two of the three books, I didn't see them as anything like Twilight, other than lonely boy finds girl only he finds extraordinary.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:10 am

Let me see if I got this straight: He posted a wall of text about having lost his cruise ship? And this is relevant because __________ ?
essentially, lesurgo's boss and mom were momentarily concerned he was dead, so he took that to mean that everyone else cared also and thought something very interesting had happened and decided to write a ridiculously long blog post for no reason

now, in his defense, he may have experienced a life changing moment as most people alone in the jungle are wont to do, but little did he know that GR was in the next bush over picking berries and he was never actually in any peril and his catharsis was ultimately wasted

disclaimer: i stopped reading after the sentence i quoted, because that is not a sentence you can ever write if your name is lesurgo and you design dragon cards for a living
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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:25 am

^_^
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Postby Checkbox » Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:06 am

Wave goodbye, wish it well, you've got to let it go
The game is actually coming back at Gen con, though the tournament ill be running will be for the old game. Usualy gets about 15-30 checkboys
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Postby Checkbox » Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:07 am

Also no I didn't, but I do plan on running a forum for the LCG when its released
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