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the joke is the lack of a dragon

the joke is your sex life


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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Apr 20, 2015 2:43 pm

the joke is the lack of a dragon
They say virgins sometimes miss dragon posts the first time...
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:58 am

In completly unrelated news, a woman was fired from her job as a vet after a she uploaded a picture of her with a dead cat she claimed to have killed with a bow

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Postby Manders » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:19 pm

In completly unrelated news, a woman was fired from her job as a vet after a she uploaded a picture of her with a dead cat she claimed to have killed with a bow
The woman was proud of killing that cat just because he was a tomcat. You neuter them, then. You do not kill them. Evil witch deserved to lose her job.
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Postby Bhikku » Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:17 pm

maybe the cat killed her family
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:08 pm

what if the cat threatened her family and practice

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Postby Bhikku » Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:25 pm

exactly! we don't know the cat's backstory on this.
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Postby hamfactorial » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:28 pm

Did the cat forget to check its privilege?

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:36 pm

what if the cat was black
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Thrillho » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:38 pm

What if the cat was a single mother who was just trying to get by

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Postby Manders » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:44 pm

You guys are ridiculous.
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Postby Bhikku » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:44 pm

the vet was taught to kill, but not how to turn it off.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:55 pm

what if the cat was one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on the bus
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Manders » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:59 pm

Trying to make his way home.
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Postby Stardust » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:05 pm

According to PETA: "Unwanted animals loose to roam the streets is not a humane option. If they don’t starve, freeze, get hit by a car, or die of disease, they may be tormented and possibly killed by cruel juveniles or picked up by dealers who sell animals to laboratories... Euthanasia is the most compassionate option."

I say, good work, unnamed veterinarian! Thanks for choosing the humane and compassionate alternative to life!
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Postby Stardust » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:06 pm

Plus she's a bow hunter. So that's cool.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:09 pm

you probably fapped to the giraffe killer too
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:09 pm

I fapped to the giraffe like a true compassionatriot
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:13 pm

we need more vigilantes like this vet to wantonly take lives into their own hands

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Postby Bhikku » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:23 pm

on a serious note: fuck PETA
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Postby Manders » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:28 pm

Agreed. They actually tried to tell me that shearing sheep rips their skin off and that wool is just as inhumane as fur.

They're insane.
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Postby Manders » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:30 pm

And, no, I'm not going to agree this vet did the "humane" thing in regards to this cat. Yes, he's a tomcat, but he's still a cat. She could have made him fit for adoption if she was that worried about it.
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Postby Manders » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:33 pm

Wrong thread...
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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:33 pm

Maybe she needed to practice her... What's the word for puntería?
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:34 pm

It's only humane if you use a lethal injection.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Manders » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:35 pm

Maybe she needed to practice her... What's the word for puntería?
Aim?
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Postby Manders » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:36 pm

Maybe she needed to practice her... What's the word for puntería?
As in the cat was target practice?
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Postby Bhikku » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:36 pm

Maybe she needed to practice her... What's the word for puntería?
santeria? now things are getting weird. cults are involved, i never suspected it.
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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:36 pm

Until some weird vegan-antivaxxer combo says it's not an option either...
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Bhikku » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:36 pm

Agreed. They actually tried to tell me that shearing sheep rips their skin off and that wool is just as inhumane as fur.

They're insane.
I saw that ad, it was pretty ridiculous
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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:37 pm

Maybe she needed to practice her... What's the word for puntería?
Aim?
That's the one!
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Stardust » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:19 pm

you probably fapped to the giraffe killer too
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Postby Stardust » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:19 pm

I'm impressed that she was able to get it right in the back of the head.
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Postby Stardust » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:19 pm

It's only humane if you use a lethal injection.
But seriously, this.
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Postby Stardust » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:23 pm

Also, meh.

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