Open Site Blathering (formerly Advice from iridium ITT)

[Col. Khaddafi]

we have nothing to say to you

except 'hello, please enjoy your stay'

Okay then

lol

[Second Harkius]

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[Col. Khaddafi]

Talore used to have fun in the Gutter, but then he took a Teia to the knee.

[Second Harkius]

We should give them a celebrity couple name where their two names are combined into one.

I propose Teilore.

[Talore]

Talore used to have fun in the Gutter, but then he took a Teia to the knee.

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[Tom Servo]

King Bailando has dangerous and exotic magics that he employs to find those who wish not to be seen. The rest are just using their permissions as staff.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Talore used to have fun in the Gutter, but then he took a Teia to the knee.

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I'll beat fun into you till your organs are replaced with fun.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Talore used to have fun in the Gutter, but then he took a Teia to the knee.

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I'll beat fun into you till your organs are replaced with fun.

I would be banned on MTGS for this.

[Tom Servo]

Talore used to have fun in the Gutter, but then he took a Teia to the knee.

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I'll beat fun into you till your organs are replaced
with fun.

I would be banned on MTGS for this.

Of course you would be, fun is verboten.

[Col. Khaddafi]

I mean, Talore, I've reviewed your 65 posts on this site in search of at least some comedic value, and the best thing I've found is your memerific "Okay Then" post which I guess marks the golden standard for a passive-agressive post. I've told you I don't care about your life which might seem harsh on a first approach, but it is because you always sound sad and disenfranchised everytime you write something around here, and it just sounds boring.

Take TomServo, we used to trow shit around and troll ourselves at MTGS, and we even took our fun elsewhere. Talking to him beats you by a mile.

I mean, since you are into that Viking stuff, and taking into account your general sad and disenfranchised tone, when its time to picture yourself, I close my eyes and I picture you as that poor and battered ex-adventurer

Its like its deep night and its snowing awfully in the small village and you come nearby that famous
tavern in that shady-looking part of the town, because you're bored in your Huge and cold castle on the top of the mountain, and you are peeking through the window and are seeing people drinking ales shouting, some are fighting and wreaking havoc with the furniture, but overall everyone seems to be having fun in that tavern.

Then as you take the trail back to the high and empty castle and you wonder on who the sheriff of Nothingham is going to ask you to collect taxes tomorrow, you ponder for a minute if it wouldn't have been better to have stayed in that forest of Sherwood with all these lovable rogues*. You then hurry up getting your ass back there, least Teia wakes up and asks you where did you go like that in the middle of the night.

*Yes I know I've mixed Skyrim with Robin Hood, but it seems appropriate as setting goes.

[Kaitscralt]

I like how Talore is quoting something Azrael wrote, that's good

[Col. Khaddafi]

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Nothing like an ex-adventurer story to bring out the guests to SYM

[Talore]

I do have fun here is the funny part. Also that imagery was pretty good!

[Col. Khaddafi]

Jesus, that might have been one of your bests posts ITS (In This Site) insofar. Keep it up, taking criticism without taking your ball home is generally accepted as a sign of maturity.

[Col. Khaddafi]

(that was a serious post)

[Col. Khaddafi]

Talore used to have fun in the Gutter, but then he took a Teia to the knee.

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You should make this your avatar btw

[Talore]

Talore used to have fun in the Gutter, but then he took a Teia to the knee.

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You should make this your avatar btw

If someone were to crop it to the right size I'd do it.

[Col. Khaddafi]

I'd crop it to the correct size but I'm not sure its worth the effort since Lord knows how longer are you going to be able to keep evading the embargo on MTGS mod posting ITS.

[Manasjap]

Ninja edits

[Talore]

I'd crop it to the corect size but I'm not sure its worth the effort since Lord knows how longer are you going to be able to keep evading the embargo on MTGS mod posting ITS.

I'm a rebel without a clause

[NoHomers]

I'd crop it to the corect size but I'm not sure its worth the effort since Lord knows how longer are you going to be able to keep evading the embargo on MTGS mod posting ITS.

I'm a rebel without a clause

Sometimes you don't even do what Teia tells you to do right away. Rebel indeed.

[Checkbox]

Haha that actually made me lol

[Kaitscralt]

Talore, are you in sync with Teia's make believe period cycle and can only be friendly towards us at certain intervals a month?

[Second Harkius]

I always smile when I read a NoHomers post.

[Second Harkius]

Talore pops in periodically to tell one of us how much he likes a post that is bashing him, which is more than we can say for the rest of the Decency Posse.

[Kaitscralt]

If the Internet is meant for laughs and we're funnier then why doesn't Talore hang with us all the time?

Insert Philosoraptor

[( G_R )]

There.

[( G_R )]

Have fun with your avvy.

[Talore]

If the Internet is meant for laughs and we're funnier then why doesn't Talore hang with us all the time?

Insert Philosoraptor

B-but both of the premises are wrong

[( G_R )]

Right, the internet is meant for porn.

[( G_R )]

But we ARE funnier, stop kidding yourself.

[Tom Servo]

The internet is for totes srs bsns

[Kaitscralt]

Sigh, now Talore is going to pretend the Internet is for reading Wikipedia entries on pagan deities to pretend he's spiritual and that the also that the internet is also for moderating card forums, then also pretend that anyone at MTGS has ever intentionally said something funny.

so much pretending

[Kaitscralt]

and that the also

[Talore]

Riddle me this: Am I welcome on MTGCommunity?

[Kaitscralt]

Of course, but every time a good conversation starts you do something like quote Azrael's state of the who cares address

[Kaitscralt]

You're such a boner killer

[Second Harkius]

Yes, of course you are, but the self-pitying "look I'm having fun, I SWEAR!" act gets old

[Kaitscralt]

For every serious post you make you could be telling Enizzle to go be gay with Harkius wearing nothing but House Dimir stickers from the RtR pre release over his nipples

[Kaitscralt]

All work and no play makes Talore a dull boy