NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2

[Pendulum]

+ 40 pounds of hair

- 2 ounces of toenails

+ 45 pounds of neckbeard fat

Shave that back it'll look bigger.

[Manders]

Wait, you've really never had a shaving fantasy? I thought those were pretty common.

Why the hell would I have a sexual fantasy about a chore I hate doing?

(Don't be gross, guys. I do it. I just hate it.)

[Kaitscralt]

mander's has a massive bush, god damn it

[Pendulum]

Wait, you've really never had a shaving fantasy? I thought those were pretty common.

Why the hell would I have a sexual fantasy about a chore I hate doing?

(Don't be gross, guys. I do it. I just hate it.)

I mean I just don't get that you would be disgusted by the idea of tying up a guy, getting out a couple cans of shaving cream/gel, and making a night of it?

[Pendulum]

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Lolololololol

[Pendulum]

If you were expecting drama, I imagine this must have come as quite a shock. Sry guests.

[Second Harkius]

mander's has a massive bush, god damn it

[Kaitscralt]

it smells like cheetos

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

it is known that galspanic crossed the line of shame the first time he graced a basic land with a gigantic set of boobs in a bikini

WTF? Lands are pretty boring to look at, yo.

I can't blame him for preferring to see a pair of tits, can you?!

I prefer to see a pair of tits that I can touch, suck, and fuck. On Magical cards its creepy.

[Manders]

I told you not to get gross, k8!!

@ Clicky: I'm not THAT dom, dude.

[Second Harkius]

manders you do this thing where you reveal private stuff in public but then go "oh, you naughty boy!" when someone asks you about it.

[Second Harkius]

manders you do this thing where you reveal private stuff in public but then go "oh, you naughty boy!" when someone asks you about it.

Like one of those high school girls who is discovering their feminine power for the first time and chooses to exert it ever-so-slightly because even they don't know the full extent of it.

[Second Harkius]

my analogies get better and better

[Kaitscralt]

like that fat girl at fnm the other day who was still getting lots of attention because 50% of her rack was hanging out, she kept saying 'you can't do anything to freak me out' to the dude who was trying to perv her out

[Kaitscralt]

then she told everyone she was 16 and 'everyone always thinks i am older' and the amount of attention she got from all the 25 year old neckbeards decreased maybe 1% upon learning her age, maybe increased 2%, tough to tell

[Second Harkius]

then she told everyone she was 16 and 'everyone always thinks i am older' and the amount of attention she got from all the 25 year old neckbeards decreased maybe 1% upon learning her age, maybe increased 2%, tough to tell

She learned from that though. Next time she exerts her feminine power she won't make that mistake again.

[Second Harkius]

For some girls it takes years to realize their full agency but for those hot girls who know they're hot, they come out of junior / high school milking their assets for all they're worth. and why not? us men fall for it and happily so!

[Pendulum]

Like rats in a maze. Sure it sucks that we gotta figure out how to get through the twisting caverns, but at the end the shaving cream bondage cheese!

[Kaitscralt]

young people at fnm are beginning to make me not enjoy fnm, who would have imagined i am easily annoyed?

[Mogadishu Jones]

it smells like cheetos

Cool ranch doritos

[Second Harkius]

young people at fnm are beginning to make me not enjoy fnm, who would have imagined i am easily annoyed?

I thought your annoyance builds slowly, like a pot beginning to simmer on a hot stove.

[Second Harkius]

young people at fnm are beginning to make me not enjoy fnm, who would have imagined i am easily annoyed?

I thought your annoyance builds slowly, like a pot beginning to simmer on a hot stove.

another analogy. maybe I should name change to King Analogy then later shorten it to King Anal.

[Second Harkius]

The thought of someone wiping their cheesy / greasy hands on their bush is grotesquely wonderful

[Second Harkius]

The thought of someone wiping their cheesy / greasy hands on their bush is grotesquely wonderful

So revolting! So human!

[Kaitscralt]

so cheeeeesy

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

young people at fnm are beginning to make me not enjoy fnm, who would have imagined i am easily annoyed?

funny cause it was the reverse at mine. 25+ acting 12 and 12 acting like grown adults. The fuck.

[Pendulum]

young people at fnm are beginning to make me not enjoy fnm, who would have imagined i am easily annoyed?

I'm getting the same way with potheads, I don't mind them increasing their enjoyment and some of them do actually play better stoned but I hate coming in after conversing with one of them on their 'smoke break.' You reek like pot, you slowplay like hell, and you're more prone to do objectively annoying things like say "Thragtusky" over and over ad nauseum.

[Pendulum]

young people at fnm are beginning to make me not enjoy fnm, who would have imagined i am easily annoyed?

funny cause it was the reverse at mine. 25+ acting 12 and 12 acting like grown adults. The fuck.

It's generally known as "Gay Bar Syndrome" for the way straight people act in gay bars as opposed to the gay people who just call it "a bar."

[Pendulum]

Guest back me up on that one.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

The best is when you decided to not attended FNMs anymore and 8+ decide they do the same.

[Kaitscralt]

i think it's different than that and it's just everyone at an fnm will be annoying because they're not just gamers, they're not just neckbeards, they're the fused version that can only be cast from the hand

[Kaitscralt]

old and young alike, so smelly

[Manders]

Guys, what do you expect me to do?

"Fuck you, I don't have a bush. I said I don't like to shave, BUT I STILL DO."

Who amongst you would believe me?

Why bother?

[Pendulum]

I would believe you.

Judas!

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

FNM... Rule 0.. Fucking shower and use deodorant

[Kaitscralt]

It's less like a bush and more like a bowl of cheetos

[Pendulum]

It's less like a bush and more like a bowl of cheetos

[Pendulum]

I would believe you.

Judas!

Kudos on the avatar, though.

[Kaitscralt]

wait, a bag of cool ranch doritos

[Pendulum]

Help me out here guys, I have a difficult decision to make and I'd like your input. Do I do the stupid thing, or the stupider thing with the bigger payoff?