NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2

[Pendulum]

Speaking of which, I am under the impression we have a ghost. Seems someone finally got smart.

[Mogadishu Jones]

Ah, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.

Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.

She'd lick herself clean like a cat, cause of how fat she is.

<3

You are to jokes what a crocodile is to baseball.

[Mogadishu Jones]

Oh please, we've all seen the MTGS lounge, we know you've seen worse.

This is true. Has anyone here not seen the mod lounge multiple times?

[Pendulum]

Oh please, we've all seen the MTGS lounge, we know you've seen worse.

This is true. Has anyone here not seen the mod lounge multiple times?

Maybe some of the bots.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Oh please, we've all seen the MTGS lounge, we know you've seen worse.

Such a cesspool of shit.

[Mogadishu Jones]

Oh please, we've all seen the MTGS lounge, we know you've seen worse.

This is true. Has anyone here not seen the mod lounge multiple times?

Maybe some of the bots.

Touché.

I was gonna say some of the FoS members but the way that place leaks like a sieve these days, who knows?

[Pendulum]

Lol yeah I was going to point out the clan, then I realized it's a whole clan dedicated to fire and dick jokes so of course they've seen into the iridium. Hell at this point I would think Majestic-12[bot] might have admin access over there.

[Tom Servo]

Curse Technicians are really on their game

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

What they don't know is I still see all the shit in the Mod Lounge.

[Pendulum]

What they don't know is I still see all the shit in the Mod Lounge.

...well NOW they do!

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Lets see them try to kick me out

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Whats the worst they can do.. Ban me?

[Pendulum]

No, no, just that they'll have even less worthwhile conversation back there now and they'll probably just push even more of the discussion to chats and shit.

[iamabadman]

i never saw the mtgs mod lounge

[Checkbox]

Ah, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.

Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.

She'd lick herself clean like a cat, cause of how fat she is.

<3

i have never seen a worse post than this

I tried way too fucking hard - I knew there was a joke somewhere,
and I pushed it through in the least graceful way possible.

[Pendulum]

Going for the Tryhard 2013 trophy pretty early, aintcha Checkbox? That.... makes sense.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

i never saw the mtgs mod lounge

Your not missing much.

[Kaitscralt]

i came, i saw, i left

[Kaitscralt]

with some more cumming in the middle

[Pendulum]

By the way, since the campground came up earlier: This Memorial Day weekend my job is going to do its very best to kill me dead, so if you don't see me after that it's because I've either fallen into the woodchipper or am knee deep in something or someone. Please send help, or at least a card.

[Pendulum]

As for a will, I'll bequeath all my Standard stuff to 'Scralty, Scumbag can have all my foreign dual lands 'cuz he speaks like a hundred different languages, Gals can have all my alters and I guess Thrillho can have my judge promos. Talore can have the Lotus 'cuz he likes nature, but bury me with my Vizzerdrixes.

[Kaitscralt]

To Talore I bestow the pagan's idol, a petrified tree branch carved into his likeness that will bring his enemies bad luck

[Thrillho]

Oh please, we've all seen the MTGS lounge, we know you've seen worse.

This is true. Is anyone not currently browsing the mod lounge under one of their hijacked accounts?

[Checkbox]

Users browsing this forum: Checkbox, Thrillho and 0 guests

Tagteam of the century.

[Kaitscralt]

I tried to get into the mod lounge but the pagan tree idol I gave Talore warded me away

[Kaitscralt]

what have i done

[Thrillho]

I just shoveled a sprig of broccoli into my mouth like an animal I am less than human

[Thrillho]

what have i done

Do you want to browse as baby?

[Col. Khaddafi]

masterleaks

[Kaitscralt]

To Talore I bestow the pagan's idol, a petrified tree branch carved into his likeness that will bring his enemies bad luck

[Thrillho]

You crazy for this one teia. It's ya boy!

[iamabadman]

everyone knows injun magic beats pagan magic. talore fears my shamanistic ways

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

everyone knows injun magic beats pagan magic. talore fears my shamanistic ways

Fuck you redskin

[iamabadman]

SHUT UP OR ILL UNLESS MY MEDICINE ON YO GIRLS FACE WITH A MIGHTY WHOOP STICK

[Manders]

I don't think it's that we don't believe you, Manders, it's just more fun to antagonize you. >:)

This is the story of my life.

[Manders]

Ah, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.

Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.

Hahaha, you are hilariously terrible.

This is not happening. Ever.

[Manders]

The Urban Dictionary page on Negging is hilarious. These are the first two definitions given.

1. Low-grade insults meant to undermine the self-confidence of a woman so she might be more vulnerable to your advances. This is something no decent guy would do. They say that the assholes get the girls, but I can spot negging a mile away and I reject these fuckers straight off.

2. It's a way to pick up girls. How it works is you use remarks to tap into female insecurity; Shake their confidence.
Neg is a negative remark wrapped in a back-handed compliment.
So your neg will confuse and intrigue them and maybe even shake their confidence a little bit, but only enough for them to fall from the clouds and be interested in talking to you. Its way to get threw their
defenses at bars and such.

I have crazy-strong negging defenses built into my psyche.

[Manders]

Ah, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.

Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.

She'd lick herself clean like a cat, cause of how fat she
is.

<3

i have never seen a worse post than this

I tried way too fucking hard - I knew there was a joke somewhere, and I pushed it through in the least graceful way possible.

You seriously gotta think about these things, dude.

How's a person so fat that they're willing to lick straight butter going to be able to lick it off of themselves?

Your joke was shite, and you should be ashamed.

[Manders]

By the way, since the campground came up earlier: This Memorial Day weekend my job is going to do its very best to kill me dead, so if you don't see me after that it's because I've either fallen into the woodchipper or am knee deep in something or someone. Please send help, or at least a card.

I was going to say something sweet and corny about how I'll die if you don't return...

until I saw this post:

As for a will, I'll bequeath all my Standard stuff to 'Scralty, Scumbag can have all my foreign dual lands 'cuz he speaks like a hundred different languages, Gals can have all my alters
and I guess Thrillho can have my judge promos. Talore can have the Lotus 'cuz he likes nature, but bury me with my Vizzerdrixes.

I don't get anything if you die?

WELL, FUCK YOU, TOO!

[Manders]

SHUT UP OR ILL UNLESS MY MEDICINE ON YO GIRLS FACE WITH A MIGHTY WHOOP STICK

This would have been a much better post if you hadn't typo'd your way through it, yo.