NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2

[Pendulum]

SHUT UP OR ILL UNLESS MY MEDICINE ON YO GIRLS FACE WITH A MIGHTY WHOOP STICK

This would have been a much better post if you hadn't typo'd your way through it, yo.

Hey, don't print drunk talk.

[Pendulum]

By the way, since the campground came up earlier: This Memorial Day weekend my job is going to do its very best to kill me dead, so if you don't see me after that it's because I've either fallen into the woodchipper or am knee deep in something or someone. Please send help, or at least a card.

I was going to say something sweet and corny about how I'll die if you don't return...

until I saw this post:

As for a will, I'll bequeath
all my Standard stuff to 'Scralty, Scumbag can have all my foreign dual lands 'cuz he speaks like a hundred different languages, Gals can have all my alters and I guess Thrillho can have my judge promos. Talore can have the Lotus 'cuz he likes nature, but bury me with my Vizzerdrixes.

I don't get anything if you die?

WELL, FUCK YOU, TOO!

I was going to respond to this with something witty and flirty but since you already shot down my A+ Patented "Melted Buttah" line I lost the will to do so.

[Manders]

Melted Buttah is A+ Patented?

Cause it seemed pretty lame to me.

[Manders]

Clicky, I think you and I need our own "We're gonna say whatever the fuck we wanna say, and if you don't like it, get the fuck out!" thread for while I'm at work. With my new schedule, I should have at LEAST the last hour with damn near nothing to do every day.

[Manders]

Clicky, I think you and I need our own "We're gonna say whatever the fuck we wanna say, and if you don't like it, get the fuck out!" thread for while I'm at work. With my new schedule, I should have at LEAST the last hour with damn near nothing to do every day.

Where would the best place for this be?

[Pendulum]

Melted Buttah is A+ Patented?

Cause it seemed pretty lame to me.

Well it's just the workhorse usually. By the point I use the Melted Buttah me and the girl usually have already been through how I look like a hot Johnny Depp and I've already implanted some sex game in her head that I just made up on the spur of the moment like, oh I dunno "Curious Mailman" so Buttah just seals the deal.

[Manders]

A hot Johnny Depp?

I don't believe it.

[Manders]

A hot Johnny Depp?

I don't believe it.

First of all, you can't be hotter than the hottest man in the world.

Secondly, curious mailman?
And, what, I'm the mailbox?

[Manders]

"OH, MAILMAN, STUFF ME FULL OF LETTERS!"

Yeah, that's pretty lamesauce.

[Pendulum]

Clicky, I think you and I need our own "We're gonna say whatever the fuck we wanna say, and if you don't like it, get the fuck out!" thread for while I'm at work. With my new schedule, I should have at LEAST the last hour with damn near nothing to do every day.

Where would the best place for this be?

Hmm, good kveshtion. I'm a big proponent of FYAD's that require a minimum-number-of-posts-to-view, which would be convenient since that's where I'd like to put up a thread for all the barely-legal alts I do, so it would be a 2-birds-one-cupstone
answer.

[Pendulum]

A hot Johnny Depp?

I don't believe it.

First of all, you can't be hotter than the hottest man in the world.

Secondly, curious mailman?
And, what, I'm the mailbox?

No, no, I think the idea is that the mailman has to get a signature but catches the girl in a compromised situation 'cuz her door is open.

Also, yes I'm like a hot version of Johnny Depp, and get called so regularly. Usually all I have to do is say "Today is the day you almost fucked Captain Jack Sparrow" and suddenly everyone else in the room is naked.

[Pendulum]

"OH, MAILMAN, STUFF ME FULL OF LETTERS!"

Yeah, that's pretty lamesauce.

I mean you could have at least tried, something along the lines of "Do you have a package for me?" would be a good start.

[Manders]

Clicky, I think you and I need our own "We're gonna say whatever the fuck we wanna say, and if you don't like it, get the fuck out!" thread for while I'm at work. With my new schedule, I should have at LEAST the last hour with damn near nothing to do every day.

Where would the best place for this be?

Hmm, good kveshtion. I'm a big proponent of FYAD's that require a minimum-number-of-posts-to-view, which would be
convenient since that's where I'd like to put up a thread for all the barely-legal alts I do, so it would be a 2-birds-one-cupstone answer.

Hmm.

Actually, that would be perfect. Admin said he'd be willing to give you an area for that. We'll just make a thread in there!

ADMIN?!

[Manders]

A hot Johnny Depp?

I don't believe it.

First of all, you can't be hotter than the hottest man in the world.

Secondly, curious mailman?
And, what, I'm the mailbox?

No, no, I think the idea is that the mailman has to get a signature but catches the girl in a compromised situation 'cuz her door is open.

Also, yes I'm like a hot version of Johnny Depp, and get called so regularly. Usually all I have to do is
say "Today is the day you almost fucked Captain Jack Sparrow" and suddenly everyone else in the room is naked.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Manders]

"OH, MAILMAN, STUFF ME FULL OF LETTERS!"

Yeah, that's pretty lamesauce.

I mean you could have at least tried, something along the lines of "Do you have a package for me?" would be a good start.

That...would have been better than mine.

Dammit.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

SHUT UP OR ILL UNLESS MY MEDICINE ON YO GIRLS FACE WITH A MIGHTY WHOOP STICK

Shut the fuck up before I steal your lands... AGAIN

[Pendulum]

A hot Johnny Depp?

I don't believe it.

First of all, you can't be hotter than the hottest man in the world.

Secondly, curious mailman?
And, what, I'm the mailbox?

No, no, I think the idea is that the mailman has to get a signature but catches the girl in a
compromised situation 'cuz her door is open.

Also, yes I'm like a hot version of Johnny Depp, and get called so regularly. Usually all I have to do is say "Today is the day you almost fucked Captain Jack Sparrow" and suddenly everyone else in the room is naked.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Oh, there are picks but hopefully we can continue this conversation away from prying eyes. It's an albatross, really, every time I post a pic of myself in Cap'n Jack cosplay I start getting very, um, straightforward PMs.

[Mogadishu Jones]

I think i just threw up in my mouth.

[Kaitscralt]

I know I did.

[Manders]

Oh grow up.

[Thrillho]

yes, we're reading two people, one of which is embracing the "fat chemo patient" look in solidarity, write erotic fan fiction to each other in public about what they could do with each other and we, the people who didn't ask for any of this, are the ones who need to grow up.

[Thrillho]

A hot Johnny Depp?

I don't believe it.

First of all, you can't be hotter than the hottest man in the world.

Secondly, curious mailman?
And, what, I'm the mailbox?

No, no, I think the idea is that the mailman has to get a signature but catches the girl in a compromised situation 'cuz her door is open.

Also, yes I'm like a hot version of Johnny Depp, and get called so regularly. Usually all I have
to do is say "Today is the day you almost fucked Captain Jack Sparrow" and suddenly everyone else in the room is naked.

[Thrillho]

are we at the dragon yet for christ sakes?

[Checkbox]

Its ok, when we get there i'll cut its head off with my penis then not get a trophy

[Checkbox]

8===D

[admin]

Its ok, ... then not get a trophy

still buttmad I see

[Manders]

yes, we're reading two people, one of which is embracing the "fat chemo patient" look in solidarity, write erotic fan fiction to each other in public about what they could do with each other and we, the people who didn't ask for any of this, are the ones who need to grow up.

I don't know about him, but I was joking.

But, yeah, this is why I said we need to make a thread somewhere. Cause I predict I'll be getting bored at work a LOT, and there's no telling what'll happen when I'm bored.

[Kaitscralt]

Your dragon post was a fuck up

[Checkbox]

Hows that?

[Kaitscralt]

The answer lies in both the trophy you do have and the trophy you don't

[Checkbox]

I met all of the requirements of the dragon post

[Kaitscralt]

If I recall correctly you disrespectfully did away with the dragon and then created a second opponent for the duration of your text

[Checkbox]

There was no requirement that said the entire text had to be about killing that dragon. I made the story and killed the dragon in the story.

[Checkbox]

There was no requirement stating "you must kill the dragon after word X/1500" or whatever the limit was

[Kaitscralt]

Don't get glitchy with me

[Kaitscralt]

Ya blew it

[Pendulum]

Hey whoa whoa WHOA now. I ALSO failed to kill the dragon on page 109 where's my shame trophy?

[Pendulum]

That thing is hawt.

[Col. Khaddafi]

You want to be a mrmaul558-tier failure?

[Kaitscralt]

try harder