NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2

[Second Harkius]

It's always been of interest to me whether Spammy is secretly trying to drive us to the dragon or not. He seems unconcerned with our little dragon game, aloof, but holy hell no one spams like Spammy.

the cowards at mtgs couldn't handle it!

some people here (secretly) can't handle it!

[Second Harkius]

#ThreadCowardice

[Second Harkius]

Ahrefs Bot can handle it

[Second Harkius]

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush told a gathering of Christian conservatives this morning that he was “sick to my stomach” about the slow pace of the U.S. economic recovery and outlined a four-point plan for speeding it up.

Among the points was immigration overhaul. And one of Bush’s arguments in discussing his support for the Senate’s version: “Immigrants are more fertile.”

“Immigrants create far more businesses than native-born Americans,” Bush declared at the Faith and Freedom Coalition conference in Washington. “Immigrants are more fertile, and they love families, and they have more intact families, and they bring a younger population. Immigrants create an engine of economic prosperity.”

"White people aren't breeding quick enough!"

[Slowpoke]

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c'mon slowpoke

quote a post from 3 weeks ago so we can discuss it!

[Second Harkius]

Slowpoke is the best gimmick on this site.

[Second Harkius]

Slowpoke is the best gimmick on this site.

Prove me wrong, Blackhound / Vigilante!

[Pendulum]

The ironic thing is nobody cares less about the dragon game then the person who made it a reality

That's not irony. /jkijin

[Second Harkius]

Slowpoke is the best gimmick on this site.

Prove me wrong, Blackhound / Vigilante!

And that Thready Pooper guy.

[Pendulum]

Slowpoke is the best gimmick on this site.

Prove me wrong, Blackhound / Vigilante!

And that Thready Pooper guy.

I also like Iesus.

[Pendulum]

Slowpoke is the best gimmick on this site.

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The fuck Slowpoke! Way to break character.

[Pendulum]

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[Second Harkius]

You shall sleep well tonight.

[Second Harkius]

fuck you

you can't even say it

OOOOO BABY I LIKE IT RAW

YEAH BABY I LIKE IT RAWWWWWWW

[Second Harkius]

fuck you

you can't even say it

OOOOO BABY I LIKE IT RAW

YEAH BABY I LIKE IT RAWWWWWWW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ITLNzPoEqs

[Pendulum]

You shall sleep well tonight.

After furious autoerotic masturbation, probably yeah.

[Second Harkius]

pendulum

a wall of spam is the face of god

[Second Harkius]

You shall sleep well tonight.

After furious autoerotic masturbation, probably yeah.

That was implied. Why'd you have to pull a Yanni and draw out the joke to its most overly-explained and therefore unfunny conclusion?

[Second Harkius]

just don't put a belt around your neck while doing it. David Carradine died that way in a shady motel surrounded by asian prostitutes (google it).

[Pendulum]

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=71275#p71275:2b8s8fqy]Spambolic » Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:37 pm[/url:2b8s8fqy]":2b8s8fqy][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=71273#p71273:2b8s8fqy]Pendulum » Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:36 pm[/url:2b8s8fqy]":2b8s8fqy][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=71270#p71270:2b8s8fqy]Spambolic » Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:34 pm[/url:2b8s8fqy]":2b8s8fqy]You shall sleep well tonight.[/quote:2b8s8fqy]
After furious autoerotic masturbation, probably yeah.[/quote:2b8s8fqy]

That was implied. Why'd you have to pull a Yanni and draw out the joke to its most overly-explained and therefore unfunny conclusion?[/quote:2b8s8fqy]
Well, I was [i:2b8s8fqy]trying[/i:2b8s8fqy] to get us to a point where I could quote Buffalo Bill, but you broke the chain!

[Pendulum]

just don't put a belt around your neck while doing it. David Carradine died that way in a shady motel surrounded by asian prostitutes (google it).

Can I put a belt around my penis?

[Pendulum]

Besides if I didn't draw out the joke Yanni wouldn't have gotten it.

[Pendulum]

just don't put a belt around your neck while doing it. David Carradine died that way in a shady motel surrounded by asian prostitutes (google it).

Can I put a belt around my penis?

What about the Asian sex workers?

[Second Harkius]

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[Second Harkius]

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show
'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

[Checkbox]

Such a poet

[Tom Servo]

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Caught in the act!

[Tom Servo]

Them titties

[Pendulum]

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Caught in the act!

Yanni, there's an implication here that Tom Servo also enjoys autoerotic stimulation.
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[Tom Servo]

Our guest's mind must be spoken

[Pendulum]

I think it might have been Blackhound, caught him lurking earlier.

Don't feel like joining in the discussion, 'Hound? You could probably tip it back towards drama pretty easily, considering 'Scralty's mood.

[Pendulum]

ExpiredRascals is the leak, btw.

[Kaitscralt]

leaky dogs sink laps

[Col. Khaddafi]

ExpiredRascals is the leak, btw.

tell us more

[Neo Metal Sonic]

I am the ...


...

dunno, what am I?

[Kaitscralt]

the whore in the north

[Neo Metal Sonic]

.... why I had to ask...

[Corruption Watch]

I've always thought there needed to be a drinking CCG.

Stop the press:

http://theboozecube.blogspot.com.au/p/c ... oiler.html

[Corruption Watch]

Oh man, dat keyword - "boozetouch."

[Corruption Watch]

"Flipper of the Birds"...this may actually be the first time I die from laughing at a custom set.