NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2

[Second Harkius]

You guys are milking these jokes for all their worth

[Second Harkius]

Maybe 2% of the members will get it

[DroppinSuga]

I don't think the whole of the group will understand.

[Second Harkius]

I don't think the whole of the group will understand.

They'll be easy to spot.

[Pendulum]

Maybe 2% of the members will get it

That joke seems a bit skim.

[Second Harkius]

We should be calful of what we say.

[Pendulum]

It cud work, though. Kind of on the horns of a dilemma.

[Second Harkius]

This discussion seems awfully corralled.

[Pendulum]

You're saying we should lasso it in a bit?

[DroppinSuga]

This is really getting cheesy at this point. It's udderly ridiculous.

[Second Harkius]

I don't want to steer the conversation away though.

[Second Harkius]

Sounds like DroppinSuga has a beef with this thread.

[Pendulum]

Or spur it on?

...oh, and we've breached cowboy metaphors! Finally my days of watching CowBoys of Moo Mesa will pay off!

[DroppinSuga]

I'm bucking mad! I'm going to step away and have a patty melt.

[Tom Servo]

tits

[DroppinSuga]

Quit being a boob.

[Second Harkius]

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Call us gay Kaitscralt you know you want to.

[Second Harkius]

(I can hear the malice on his tongue)

[Second Harkius]

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[DroppinSuga]

Where the white women at?

[Second Harkius]

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[Second Harkius]

Where the white women at?

god lord this is a mtg website

you'd have better luck on craigslist

[Second Harkius]

find some 62+ year old spinster who posts a picture of herself where she looks in her late 50s

and nail her

[DroppinSuga]

At the Modern Masters draft on Friday, a bunch of chicks showed up. I think their boyfriends sent them.

[Tom Servo]

one is in texas

[Second Harkius]

At the Modern Masters draft on Friday, a bunch of chicks showed up. I think their boyfriends sent them.

did they distract you? were they moderately chubby like most mtg players girlfriends?

[Second Harkius]

have you seen the darkness in the hearts of men? a profound and solemn darkness that can only be remedied through the cathartic power of cynical spam?

[Tom Servo]

A couple that used to go to my lgs named their kid Jace

[DroppinSuga]

At the Modern Masters draft on Friday, a bunch of chicks showed up. I think their boyfriends sent them.

did they distract you? were they moderately chubby like most mtg players girlfriends?

The scary part is that they were attractive. I'm not entirely sure if this event really happened or if it was more of a shared dream of all the regulars.

[Tom Servo]

We need to call George Noory

[Pendulum]

At the Modern Masters draft on Friday, a bunch of chicks showed up. I think their boyfriends sent them.

did they distract you? were they moderately chubby like most mtg players girlfriends?

The scary part is that they were attractive. I'm not entirely sure if this event really happened or if it was more of a shared dream of all the regulars.

I'd guess a sorority initiation
ritual, personally.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

I have a need to turtle slap someone

[DroppinSuga]

We need to call George Noory

Aliens, man. Aliens.

[Kaitscralt]

you're gay

[Second Harkius]

At the Modern Masters draft on Friday, a bunch of chicks showed up. I think their boyfriends sent them.

did they distract you? were they moderately chubby like most mtg players girlfriends?

The scary part is that they were
attractive. I'm not entirely sure if this event really happened or if it was more of a shared dream of all the regulars.

I'd guess a sorority initiation ritual, personally.

It's like that movie Cruel Intentions. The hot girls are seeing how many nerds they can get to fall in love with them.

[Second Harkius]

I thank Kaits' post knowing he'll never thank me in return. My feelings go unrequited yet my spirit is content.

[DroppinSuga]

I am a kind and gentle soul.

[Second Harkius]

I am a kind and gentle soul.

You got the 4k post in this thread. Not bad for a spam n00b

[DroppinSuga]

I came here to run shit and take some names.

[Second Harkius]

I came here to run shit and take some names.

but your avatar is ironic right? oh god i do hope so