Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[iamabadman]

i dont like mowing the lawn

[Kaitscralt]

Nor do I

[Captain Murphy]

hot day for winter

[imopen2]

find a new roommate, dude. this guy is a bum

[Mcdonalds]

i dont like mowing the lawn

Something regarding your mother in an insulting sexual way

I can't be bothered honestly

[Pendulum]

i dont like mowing the lawn

I've spent years cultivating this mix of grasses on my lawn specifically designed to keep it from growing too fast. Essentially, you put shade mix in the sunny areas and sunny mix in the shady areas.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

I just salt the earth

[Pendulum]

'Course, I'm also the guy who had to register his nettle and deadly nightshade crop with the city, so maybe you shouldn't listen to me.
Nettle salad is just the best.

[Pendulum]

I just salt the earth

My neighbor a few houses down just put down gravel, turned his whole yard into one giant parking lot. Always puts Joplin in my head but definitely up for consideration.

[Kazekirimaru]

i dont like mowing the lawn

I've spent years cultivating this mix of grasses on my lawn specifically designed to keep it from growing too fast. Essentially, you put shade mix in the sunny areas and sunny mix in the shady areas.

And here I thought just bitching about it was the best solution.

[Tom Servo]

My wrists are fucked after last nights show. Now excuse me while I brace myself for the masturbation jokes

[Kazekirimaru]

Why'd you masturbate so much lolololololololol

[Checkbox]

Hope you're not using wrist braces

[Alex]

That's a lot of masturbation. Did you see Five Iron live or something?

[Pendulum]

You know, Tom, you don't have to be a freelance donkey puncher, there are other jobs out there.

[Pendulum]

i dont like mowing the lawn

I've spent years cultivating this mix of grasses on my lawn specifically designed to keep it from growing too fast. Essentially, you put shade mix in the sunny areas and sunny mix in the shady areas.

And here I thought just bitching about it was the best solution.

The heart and soul of
grass-growing is talking about growing grass instead of smoking it.

[Col. Khaddafi]

You ain't no punk you punk
You wanna talk about the real junk
If I ever slip, I'll be banned
'cause I'm your Garbageman.

[Tom Servo]

Don't let anyone tell you that Search Warrant is a useless card. A stack of them are currently being used to keep my roommate's kiln level.

[iamabadman]

I DID IT IN LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF. ALSO I SAW THIS AND MY CAPSLOCK IS ON CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL HOLY SHIT

https://twitter.com/BulbaNewsNOW/status ... 6639184896

[rezombad]

These new mega evolutions open up a whole new world of min-maxing and spading. Which is more valuable, That leftovers or the mega stone? etc.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

I DID IT IN LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF. ALSO I SAW THIS AND MY CAPSLOCK IS ON CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL HOLY SHIT

https://twitter.com/BulbaNewsNOW/status ... 6639184896

So she finally evicted that fucker from her.

[iamabadman]

These new mega evolutions open up a whole new world of min-maxing and spading. Which is more valuable, That leftovers or the mega stone? etc.

you know you shit. nice.



FUCK YOU SAPHH KANGASKHAN IS UBERTIERS YOU CUNT. THIS BITCH ATTACKS TWICE.

[rezombad]

Gotta love that Ferrothorn.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

I better get a megamagikarp

[iamabadman]

ive been playing monster hunter all day. grinding makes me angry

[imopen2]

ive been playing monster hunter all day. grinding makes me angry

try mowing the lawn

[iamabadman]

I DID THAT YOU FUCKER

[Tom Servo]

post

[Pendulum]

post

[Pendulum]

[Pendulum]

[Tom Servo]

I lol'd

[Kazekirimaru]

Very nice

[Tom Servo]

for the dragon!

[Pendulum]

I lol'd

Once you've mastered Google Image Search the world is your oyster.

[Kazekirimaru]

Post?

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

[Pendulum]

It's a post apocalypse!

[Kazekirimaru]

The second flood shall not be of water, but of posts.

[( G_R )]

Guatemalan race walker got dq'd after taking the lead by passing the Russian competitor in the World Tournament... in Russia.