Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[Kazekirimaru]

andddd....I clicked the spoiler.

Don't click the spoiler.

[Kazekirimaru]

But you will.

[iamabadman]

MY EX WAS TOLD BY A NURSE SHE MIGHT HAVE FIBROMYALGA CUZ MY EX WAS A HUGE BLONDE CUNT, NEVER GOT TESTED OR ANYTHING AND WENT AROUND SAYING SHE HAD IT.

[Kazekirimaru]

Sometimes I like to image that all the Blatherers are in a bar and drinking beers. I think of Pendy sitting in the corner all by himself waxing poetic, Checkbox dancing like a fuckhead on the bar, Spammy never shutting up, Scralty picking fights with anyone who wanders in and Baguy playing Pokemon.

Yup, pretty much nails it.

Oh, sweet fate, that my bottle remaineth empty yet my soul doth stay the same.

[iamabadman]

i clicked. gore doesnt bother me.

[Tom Servo]

MY EX WAS TOLD BY A NURSE SHE MIGHT HAVE FIBROMYALGA CUZ MY EX WAS A HUGE BLONDE CUNT, NEVER GOT TESTED OR ANYTHING AND WENT AROUND SAYING SHE HAD IT.

I feel like most people that claim they have it are like that. I know of at least 3.

[iamabadman]

thats a sign of PTSD right? not being bothered by gore and no emotion besides anger?

[Captain Murphy]

Sometimes I like to image that all the Blatherers are in a bar and drinking beers. I think of Pendy sitting in the corner all by himself waxing poetic, Checkbox dancing like a fuckhead on the bar, Spammy never shutting up, Scralty picking fights with anyone who wanders in and Baguy playing Pokemon.

DroppinSuga is watching us all from a cafe next door dreaming of joining the fun

[Captain Murphy]

He accidentally drops some sugar and a single tear rolls down his face, he can't handle the pressure and the dream anymore

[Checkbox]

haha I'm losing my shit with this recent barrage of Tom Servo-branded images

[Pendulum]

Sometimes I like to image that all the Blatherers are in a bar and drinking beers. I think of Pendy sitting in the corner all by himself waxing poetic, Checkbox dancing like a fuckhead on the bar, Spammy never shutting up, Scralty picking fights with anyone who wanders in and Baguy playing Pokemon.

DroppinSuga is watching us all from a cafe next door dreaming of joining the fun

[Checkbox]

Sometimes I like to image that all the Blatherers are in a bar and drinking beers. I think of Pendy sitting in the corner all by himself waxing poetic, Checkbox dancing like a fuckhead on the bar, Spammy never shutting up, Scralty picking fights with anyone who wanders in and Baguy playing Pokemon.

DroppinSuga is watching us all from a cafe next door dreaming of joining the fun

haha at least I'm in the bar

like a fuckhead

[Slammu]

It's always awkward telling your guests "Listen, I have a hang-up about mean dogs and I won't hesitate to use this on them, and the manual says there's a good chance it'll melt your dog's eyeballs. Please, please, for the love of all that is good, don't get your dog into a situation where I have to use this."

Although ironically the manual also says that there's really only a 50% chance it'll stop a bear.

And a 3% chance that it will stop a meth addict.

[Captain Murphy]

Sometimes I like to image that all the Blatherers are in a bar and drinking beers. I think of Pendy sitting in the corner all by himself waxing poetic, Checkbox dancing like a fuckhead on the bar, Spammy never shutting up, Scralty picking fights with anyone who wanders in and Baguy playing Pokemon.

DroppinSuga is watching us all from a cafe next door dreaming of joining the fun

Thats my desktop background, stop hacking me bro

[Pendulum]

It's always awkward telling your guests "Listen, I have a hang-up about mean dogs and I won't hesitate to use this on them, and the manual says there's a good chance it'll melt your dog's eyeballs. Please, please, for the love of all that is good, don't get your dog into a situation where I have to use this."

Although ironically the manual also says that there's really only a 50% chance it'll stop a bear.

And a 3% chance that it will stop a meth addict.

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[Pendulum]

Holy Shit, even Murphy's here! I'm just not going to sleep tonight, am I?

[Captain Murphy]

SLAMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Captain Murphy]

Its 20 minutes past midday here, I'm so alone on the forums usually

[Captain Murphy]

You all think you're SOOOOO good with your northern hemisphere

[Captain Murphy]

Well guess what, I see the future. Today is Thursday.

[Pendulum]

Well, what happens on Thursday?

[Slammu]

Checkbox makes a shitty post.

[Captain Murphy]

lol I literally had to talk to an admin and a moderator, send about 8 PM's back and forth to find out "What size my sig needs to be so I wont be infracted"

I got back eventually a "There is no solid rule, its just that big sigs can be intrusive on a thread so judge yourself how big but if its too big after we summit about it you will be getting an infraction"

[Captain Murphy]

Well, what happens on Thursday?

THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED

[Captain Murphy]

Checkbox makes a shitty post.

My favorite new harks post

[Captain Murphy]

Haven't they always told people who complained about sigs in CI to just remove them from seeing them in options? Not to mention there is a size they could implement when you make it in user CP

[Captain Murphy]

Its just because I'm supporting GR's right to post in whatever symbol he desires

[Checkbox]

Checkbox makes a shitty post.

I've gotten marginally better since you left. And, in a surprising turn of events, I'm no longer the shittiest poster here.

[Slammu]

Checkbox makes a shitty post.

I've gotten marginally better since you left. And, in a surprising turn of events, I'm no longer the shittiest poster here.

What's sad is that is true. Now I'm the shittiest poster here!

[Pendulum]

Checkbox makes a shitty post.

Still had the tab open.

[Slammu]

I gotta say, the "English Only!" rule in the Speakeasy is the dumbest thing I've seen on MTGS since the last time I left the Rumor Mill.

[Kazekirimaru]

Checkbox makes a shitty post.

I've gotten marginally better since you left. And, in a surprising turn of events, I'm no longer the shittiest poster here.

What's sad is that is true. Now I'm the shittiest poster here!

You're not Suga.

[Checkbox]

Checkbox makes a shitty post.

I've gotten marginally better since you left. And, in a surprising turn of events, I'm no longer the shittiest poster here.

What's sad is that is true. Now I'm the shittiest poster here!

Wasn't even talking about you.

[Captain Murphy]

I gotta say, the "English Only!" rule in the Speakeasy is the dumbest thing I've seen on MTGS since the last time I left the Rumor Mill.

Agreed, considering there was multiple no english threads. Infracting in the speakeasy is the exact opposite of speaking easy

[Pendulum]

Well, what happens on Thursday?

THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED

Oh, right, that comet thing. I keep meaning to put that on my calendar but you know.

[Pendulum]

/worst raider evah

[Pendulum]

I gotta say, the "English Only!" rule in the Speakeasy is the dumbest thing I've seen on MTGS since the last time I left the Rumor Mill.

Agreed, considering there was multiple no english threads. Infracting in the speakeasy is the exact opposite of speaking easy

Also considering that the admin of the area is a known linguist with a "love of all language."

[Pendulum]

I wonder if a tear of sorrow rolls down his cheek every time he burns a book infracts a post.

[Pendulum]

P'thargan Cthulhu.

[Tom Servo]

It's always awkward telling your guests "Listen, I have a hang-up about mean dogs and I won't hesitate to use this on them, and the manual says there's a good chance it'll melt your dog's eyeballs. Please, please, for the love of all that is good, don't get your dog into a situation where I have to use this."

Although ironically the manual also says that there's really only a 50% chance it'll stop a bear.

And a 3% chance that it will stop a meth addict. [/quote:
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