Uberteam Blather Force 5

[ExarionUniverse1]

quote="iamabadman » Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:26 pm"]russians banned humor after learning homosexuals like humor

You are:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaTjmRS6jxk[/quote]

[Captain Murphy]

My GF is a Scorpio and I'm a Sagittarius lol

[Captain Murphy]

lol pendi hit the nail on the head

[Pendulum]

Yup, your response to any words coming out of her mouth is to just give her the D right then and there.

Family gatherings will probably be awkward.

[Slammu]

first

post 2. hilarious fail.

[Slammu]

Probably not tonight, though, we're doing an experiment and just running karaoke every night until one of us dies.

This is the seventeenth post in a row thanked by rezombad.

[Slammu]

Petition to gain entry to Uberteam Blather Force 5

Your name has to start with an "s", because it's leetspeak for 5.

[Pendulum]

first

post 2. hilarious fail.

You'd think it'd be a win though 'cuz it was done hipster ironic.

[Slammu]

Petition to rename thread to "Blathersummit 5: Cloacal Abnormalities"

Create a proper petition: http://www.change.org/

Don't though

You're sending some mixed messages here..

This is the only post of the first 44 posts that was not thanked by rezombad.

nWhy, rezombad? WHY?

[Slammu]

This thread isn't even a page deep yet and already it disappoints. (With the exception of all of Pendulum's posts, of course.)

The true spirit of bitching about non-quality is bitching about non-quality, instead of making it better.

[Slammu]

I love Domino's for the simple fact that I never get to have it ever.

There's a word for desiring something more because you cannot attain it, right? I can't think of the fucking word.

Schadenfruede. It's totally schadenfreude.

[Slammu]

So, I took a walk down memory lane and re-read the first couple of pages of the first blathering thread. I just want to say that "iridium" is best world filter eva.

*memories*

[Slammu]

DC forbids Batwoman's gay marriage, creative team leaves.

To be fair, about a dozen creative teams have left DC over the past year due to editorial mismanagement.

Fuck DC.

[Slammu]

FIGHTING BREAKS ICE


least ice kills dragons dead

Perhaps it's just the Minnesotan in me talking, but I've always found the memetic belief that "ice = brittle" to be hysterically off-center. Anybody who's ever slipped on a patch of ice and landed ass-first on it knows quite well that that shit is hard.

Idiot. Brittle doesn't mean soft. It just means that it doesn't deform under pressure.

Science Talk. (TM)

[Second Harkius]

I love Domino's for the simple fact that I never get to have it ever.

There's a word for desiring something more because you cannot attain it, right? I can't think of the fucking word.

Schadenfruede. It's totally schadenfreude.

Don't confuse the poor boy, Slammu!

Schadenfreude is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. This word is a loanword from German, the direct English translation is 'Damage-Joy' or 'Fail-Joy', it is the feeling of joy when one sees another fail, and is also borrowed in some other languages.

What Kaze is feeling is saudade:

Saudade - It describes a deep emotional state of nostalgic or deeply melancholic longing for an absent something or someone that one loves. Moreover, it often carries a repressed knowledge that the object of longing will never return.

[Slammu]

i mean we're a circlejerk but we'll slap new members on the back and tell them join in and laugh with us.



no homo

It has been a most enjoyable decent into madness.

typo

[Slammu]

Shame the lurkers.

Shame-tomato. Sham-wow's less successful brother who didn't sell out.

[Slammu]

I think he's falling asleep now. It's gone silent...

Or he fell on the pillow and suffocated. You should go check.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

My GF is a Scorpio and I'm a Sagittarius lol

reverse it and that's where me and the misses is.

[Slammu]

This would have been a great ending to the last thread.

Man has a point!

[Slammu]

slow poke is best poke

This thread needs more laffs, and less drama.

[Slammu]

Also someone just got rebanned

Not to complain or anything, but I still seem to be here....

[Slammu]

I mean is it just that you guys view me as some super-serious nerd hunched over his computer combing the site for drama? I like to think that I blather rather freely with a jolliness, I made the Free Harkius thread because it seemed lulzy, is that not coming through clearly?

It's actually a big concern of mine, I hear all the time that I sound angry and shit and that's really not the case. I respect the freedom to yell when I want, it's a rare and precious thing for me, but I apologize if that's what you remember about me instead of the constant stream of bright-hearted blathering.

I remember the blather. Just like the Alamo Rent-a-car.

[Slammu]

Awwww.

Thank you.

HAHAHAHA. In that moment of revelry, there was no one here but you.

[Pendulum]

Oh sweet criminy crap. The 12-year olds dressed in anime are now jumping rope in front of the giant fan.
Scralty, I don't have training for this, I seem to have a full-on pedo-trap on my hands, what do I do in case of creeper!?

[Slammu]

I've been waiting in the Wendy's drive through for so long I caught up on DTR

I hope that it was worth the read.

Spoiler: It wasn't. Too much about me, not enough blather.

[Slammu]

my greatest fear in life is that when the world finds out what is actually going into these chicken nuggets, i won't care at all

According to Michael Pollan, there are like 38 ingredients, and 23 of them come from corn. TMYK!

[Slammu]

i just pissed in an empty beer bottle because i couldn't hold it while my roommate jerked off in the bathroom. apparently humans can piss more than 12oz and i had to stop early. now i feel constipated in my dick

next time, use a gatorade bottle. if you fill it up, see a doctor.

[Slammu]

Someone should ban Checkbox.

still catching up on this thread, but you can go get fucked

Classic Chequebox.

[Slammu]

But hey, I was the one who unbanned Slammu and since he hasn't caused any trouble since his brief return, I wasn't actually going to reban him for nothing. I only act unreasonable because it's part of the online image I've been fervently cultivating for the past several years.[/
quote]

One of those sentences may be false. ^^

last one

this is mainly why I dispise your posts

I wish we could trap Checkbox and Onar in a room together. We could tape it and sell it as reality tv.

[Slammu]

first

post 2. hilarious fail.

You'd think it'd be a win though 'cuz it was done hipster ironic.

I like to imagine it was an accident, and that he was trying to be first.

[Slammu]

Petition to rename thread to "Blathersummit 5: Cloacal Abnormalities"

Create a proper petition: http://www.change.org/

Don't though

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You're sending some mixed messages here..

This is the only post of the first 44 posts that was not thanked by rezombad.

Why, rezombad? WHY?

I feel bad. That was rezombad's post. He couldn't thank it. (At least Onar didn't come point it out to me. Then I'd feel really bad.)

[Slammu]

I love Domino's for the simple fact that I never get to have it ever.

There's a word for desiring something more because you cannot attain it, right? I can't think of the fucking word.

Schadenfruede. It's totally schadenfreude.

Don't confuse the poor boy, Slammu!

Why not?

[Slammu]

Oh sweet criminy crap. The 12-year olds dressed in anime are now jumping rope in front of the giant fan.
Scralty, I don't have training for this, I seem to have a full-on pedo-trap on my hands, what do I do in case of creeper!?

Quick! Pretend that you're that guy who ripped off his manhood and threw it at someone in rage! Quick!

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

[iamabadman]

first

post 2. hilarious fail.

does dis nignag not know what first means. the op isnt first that was the first

[Pendulum]

There is an awful lot of Nonmurican going on in this thread.

[iamabadman]

Oh sweet criminy crap. The 12-year olds dressed in anime are now jumping rope in front of the giant fan.
Scralty, I don't have training for this, I seem to have a full-on pedo-trap on my hands, what do I do in case of creeper!?

he'd say start jerkin'

[Pendulum]

Yeah it probably doesn't help my not-akully-a-creeper that I'm directly referencing hentai in my custom atm as well.

[ExarionUniverse1]

There is an awful lot of Nonmurican going on in this thread.