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You are to jokes what a crocodile is to baseball.She'd lick herself clean like a cat, cause of how fat she is.Ah, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.
Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.
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Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
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Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant
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I tried way too fucking hard - I knew there was a joke somewhere,i have never seen a worse post than thisShe'd lick herself clean like a cat, cause of how fat she is.Ah, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.
Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.
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and I pushed it through in the least graceful way possible.
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As for a will, I'll bequeath all my Standard stuff to 'Scralty, Scumbag can have all my foreign dual lands 'cuz he speaks like a hundred different languages, Gals can have all my alters and I guess Thrillho can have my judge promos. Talore can have the Lotus 'cuz he likes nature, but bury me with my Vizzerdrixes.
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I have crazy-strong negging defenses built into my psyche.The Urban Dictionary page on Negging is hilarious. These are the first two definitions given.
1. Low-grade insults meant to undermine the self-confidence of a woman so she might be more vulnerable to your advances. This is something no decent guy would do. They say that the assholes get the girls, but I can spot negging a mile away and I reject these fuckers straight off.
2. It's a way to pick up girls. How it works is you use remarks to tap into female insecurity; Shake their confidence.
Neg is a negative remark wrapped in a back-handed compliment.
So your neg will confuse and intrigue them and maybe even shake their confidence a little bit, but only enough for them to fall from the clouds and be interested in talking to you. Its way to get threw their
defenses at bars and such.
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You seriously gotta think about these things, dude.I tried way too fucking hard - I knew there was a joke somewhere, and I pushed it through in the least graceful way possible.i have never seen a worse post than thisShe'd lick herself clean like a cat, cause of how fat sheAh, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.
Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.
is.
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How's a person so fat that they're willing to lick straight butter going to be able to lick it off of themselves?
Your joke was shite, and you should be ashamed.
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I was going to say something sweet and corny about how I'll die if you don't return...By the way, since the campground came up earlier: This Memorial Day weekend my job is going to do its very best to kill me dead, so if you don't see me after that it's because I've either fallen into the woodchipper or am knee deep in something or someone. Please send help, or at least a card.
until I saw this post:
I don't get anything if you die?As for a will, I'll bequeath all my Standard stuff to 'Scralty, Scumbag can have all my foreign dual lands 'cuz he speaks like a hundred different languages, Gals can have all my alters
and I guess Thrillho can have my judge promos. Talore can have the Lotus 'cuz he likes nature, but bury me with my Vizzerdrixes.
WELL, FUCK YOU, TOO!
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