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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:31 am

Goddammit, Suga. This IS the fucking thread I was looking for! Now, here's the deal: You're going to learn the ways of the muthafuckin' Force and you're gonna come with me to Alderaan. But first, we'll just get liquored up at this cantina. We may even fight a nigga or two...
Yay another flamer.

That's my name for us. Flamer. Good, right? Yeah.
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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:32 am

Goddammit, Suga. This IS the fucking thread I was looking for! Now, here's the deal: You're going to learn the ways of the muthafuckin' Force and you're gonna come with me to Alderaan. But first, we'll just get liquored up at this cantina. We may even fight a nigga or two...
Yay another flamer.

That's my name for us. Flamer. Good, right? Yeah.
No, Kaze. Just...no. :no2:
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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:33 am

Goddammit, Suga. This IS the fucking thread I was looking for! Now, here's the deal: You're going to learn the ways of the muthafuckin' Force and you're gonna come with me to Alderaan. But first, we'll just get liquored up at this cantina. We may even fight a nigga or two...
Yay another flamer.

That's my name for us. Flamer. Good, right? Yeah.
Fuckin flamers, sitting around all day flaming up watching scarlett johansen movies

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:33 am

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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:39 am

The only thing wrong with Scarlett Johansen is that she wears clothes.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:41 am

tap out for a planeswalker in limited against an empty board, opponent plays spark trooper and kills it

draft unplayable cards, get rewarded
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:45 am

Spark trooper is bad?

I'm fucking garbage in limited mind.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:50 am

very bad
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby TubeHunter » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:51 am

I lost my top 4 at the gatecrash prerelease to a spark trooper Boros charm when I had him dead next turn and I was at 12

Did I mention that he had already played a trooper
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:52 am

I had shit on lock with Spark Trooper soulbonded Silverblade Paladin back a ways
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:24 am

sounds shitty
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:46 am

It totally was. But in BYOS it worked.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:56 am

bengals just earned me a game on almost my whole pool, sweeeeeet especially since i changed my pick last second
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Postby iamabadman » Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:25 pm

Fuck mornings

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:28 pm

yup
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Postby Checkbox » Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:46 pm

Motherfucker is this thread turning into fos
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it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby iamabadman » Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:11 pm

Fuck gta v. This is the sites first birthday.

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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:15 pm

Happy Birthday DTR!
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Postby Checkbox » Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:34 pm

Yay
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it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Stardust » Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:43 pm

:toot:

Happy Birthday, jeremylately!
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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:05 pm

Is that Chelsea Lately's brother?
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Postby Checkbox » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:29 pm

This was also my first thought.
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Postby TubeHunter » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:53 pm

as such
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Postby Checkbox » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:55 pm

such as?
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:12 pm

i talk about being mad about a pizza mogul's upturned nose to his employee's welfare like we're not about to really violate the fuck out of some human rights in syria.
You guys are not only planning to violate human rights , but destroy the concept.


Anyway : Thrillho , your Tumblir has hidden gems of humor, I enjoyed it very much.
Can you please not ignore the drama. Thanks.
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Shut the fuck up before I kick you in the nuts and rip your hairbrush out your ass through your gooch. What the Sam hell is wrong with you?
thank you for your feedback. It will be taken under advisement
We're not going through this again. Shut the fuck up with your shittyly executed attempts at hating on random tier 4 website users. You are a tool, stop being a tool, eat another jellyroll and can it.

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:14 pm

i never pegged madding for a sports fan

too many people, too much noise, too much sunlight on the field, too many bright colors
But...they wear masks...

How could he not be a fan.
Please.

Fucking.

Leave.

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Postby Thrillho » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:27 pm

Goddammit, Suga. This IS the fucking thread I was looking for! Now, here's the deal: You're going to learn the ways of the muthafuckin' Force and you're gonna come with me to Alderaan. But first, we'll just get liquored up at this cantina. We may even fight a nigga or two...
you're the reason dave chapelle doesn't tell jokes anymore and i fucking hate you.

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Postby Stardust » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:28 pm

I guess Slammu is tier 5? ;)
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:29 pm

Spark trooper is bad?

I'm fucking garbage in limited mind.
ball lightning is not very good and making it more expensive and difficult to cast was not what the card needed to gain traction.

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Postby TubeHunter » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:32 pm

garbage is subjective
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Postby Yannaria » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:34 pm

but the card is bad. at four mana you could just cast ogre battledriver and turn all your topdeck creatures into serious gas as opposed to just a 4 mana maybe 8 damage

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Postby Thrillho » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:35 pm

i never called the card garbage. people rummage through garbage sometimes to find good things.

i would call the card "compost" or "refuse" or "toxic stool"

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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:35 pm

Thrillho, you know you love me. Search your feelings, you know this to be true.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:36 pm

Goddammit, Suga. This IS the fucking thread I was looking for! Now, here's the deal: You're going to learn the ways of the muthafuckin' Force and you're gonna come with me to Alderaan. But first, we'll just get liquored up at this cantina. We may even fight a nigga or two...
you're the reason dave chapelle doesn't tell jokes anymore and i fucking hate you.
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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:37 pm

Kaze, you just made my day.
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:43 pm

Thrillho, you know you love me. Search your feelings, you know this to be true.
all of your stories i have read about you only portray you as actual human trash. i could only hate you more if i imagined all of your posts were made while you wore a fedora or if you told me you were a libertarian.

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Postby Thrillho » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:45 pm

i'm sure you're a wonderful tax paying american citizen who just coincidentally cannot handle his liquor in a public setting.

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Postby Thrillho » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:46 pm

for reference, i cannot abide by people who act like a case for eugenics while publicly intoxicated.

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:46 pm

Who woke up the idealist?
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:46 pm

this is speaking as someone who spends weeks at a time day drunk


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