Uberteam Blather Force 5

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:21 pm

I was pretty happy about finding 3 Demons in my bulk rares

Clownfish · Postby **Clownfish** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:25 pm

what is a flames of salvation?

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:26 pm

That feeling in your loins when you turn creatures sideways.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:28 pm

I just completed my own playset of Oozes, I figured with BGx now making Modern its bitch because of Ooze I shouldn't expect a drop any time soon
desecration demon is $7 right now.
My friend asked me if I had a desecration demon he could borrow last week and I said I'm not sure if I have any then found 7 of them in my black rares. So yeah, felt pretty happy. Apparently I drafted way more RTR than I remember because I
never bought or traded for them.

if you traded for them prior to their recent stint in standard, they were only ever $1-$1.5. early block results indicated it was a pretty solid grab even if later block results didn't fare it as well. i didn't go as hard on it as i did hellrider because it was never really at hellrider lows, but i grabbed a few playsets and i think i'm cashing out soon because when i heard MJ say it was a speculation target last night i had a good belly laugh.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:29 pm

wait how is chandra $20
why are foils more than what i paid for them at presale

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:30 pm

what is a flames of salvation?

take the one one guy that every lgs has who is too loud and annoying and smells and might be 45 but looks like a bald 20 year old and add them altogether into a clan

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:30 pm

someone please explain this insanity to me as i thought i had fiscally shot my dick off by coveting a foil playset and now it was apparently not at all a bad idea to make that purchase.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:31 pm

thought i pulled a tibalt when i really pulled a jace?

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:31 pm

started at the bottom and i'm pretty sure we're still at the bottom but now we have money

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:32 pm

wait how is chandra $20
why are foils more than what i paid for them at presale

Price jack following the GP because second place Reid Dukington said his Chandra Jund deck needed more Chandra's

Clownfish · Postby **Clownfish** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:33 pm

someone please explain this insanity to me as i thought i had fiscally shot my dick off by coveting a foil playset and now it was apparently not at all a bad idea to make that purchase.

GP Detroit

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:33 pm

Kait, you forgot to add the plethora of dick jokes in your pretty accurate description.

Clownfish · Postby **Clownfish** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:33 pm

obv sarnath'd

Clownfish · Postby **Clownfish** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:34 pm

That feeling in your loins when you turn creatures sideways.

If you have a flaming sensation in your loins I would probably have that looked at.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:37 pm

Kait, you forgot to add the plethora of dick jokes in your pretty accurate description.

oh right, also with this clan, sex = funny, gay = funny and your girlfriend won't only get leered at by said balding manchild if you bring her to your lgs for her first draft but she will also be asked what she does for a living by this opponent

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:42 pm

started at the bottom and i'm pretty sure we're still at the bottom but now we have money

Tell me that's not a Drake reference.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:54 pm

I have a full head of hair, thank you very much.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:55 pm

I havent played magic in months at this point.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:56 pm

I've only played on Cockatrice in the last month or so. I'll be going to prerelease on Saturday though.

Clownfish · Postby **Clownfish** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:03 pm

nobody cares about modern on this forum

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:06 pm

nobody cares about modern

fixed
except i do. i do so much ;~;

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:07 pm

started at the bottom and i'm pretty sure we're still at the bottom but now we have money
Tell me that's not a Drake reference.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:08 pm

wait how is chandra $20
why are foils more than what i paid for them at presale
Price jack following the GP because second place Reid Dukington said his Chandra Jund deck needed more Chandra's

why didn't that happen after kibler said the same thing kibler is so much better than reid duke and reid duke didn't even play at worlds

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:11 pm

I <3 Modern.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:21 pm

Or as I call it, Podern

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:22 pm

You're welcome lurking mtg pro who uses that for your next article title

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:24 pm

have any of you watched a brian kibler magic stream because it gets really ugly

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:25 pm

for brian kibler, day drunk isn't a state of being so much as a lifestyle.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:27 pm

I once watched him drink alcohol from a MTG trophy

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:27 pm

for brian kibler, day drunk isn't a state of being so much as a lifestyle.

that's what I hear, but I don't really watch non-TWoo streams, and I haven't even watched him in like a month

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:28 pm

I once watched him drink alcohol from a MTG trophy

I mean guzzle

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:32 pm

for brian kibler, day drunk isn't a state of being so much as a lifestyle.
that's what I hear, but I don't really watch non-TWoo streams, and I haven't even watched him in like a month

one time i was up late in the grips of anti-sobriety and the only streamer on was twoo. while he was streaming, i wound up nodding off while he was strongly arguing against using shampoo and deodorant and other unnatural products and talking about how girls won't love you if they don't know what you smell like. i woke up about an hour and a half later and he was still getting trolled
via chat into defending that statement.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:35 pm

I don't like TWoo's vids much. I like LSV's stuff because he's the only one who talks through basically every decision in an articulated way. I also like PVDDR for the tilt factor.

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:36 pm

You're welcome lurking mtg pro who uses that for your next article title

Crushedpenisrollinginglass.gif

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:36 pm

I once watched him drink alcohol from a MTG trophy

This is synonymous with "being a badass."

TubeHunter · Postby **TubeHunter** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:40 pm

Every time I watch t-woo, he is steamrolling terrible players and then telling commenters off when they tell him that.

Also he pAssed of zmans deck as his own.

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:42 pm

Every time I watch t-woo, he is steamrolling terrible players and then telling commenters off when they tell him that.

Also he pAssed of zmans deck as his own.

Everyone knows he's the next Mike Flores. I'm not even sure why we're talking about him honestly.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:43 pm

I should make some videos or stream, would any of you watch a complete mtg random? do people do that?

I somewhat consistently top 16/32 900 person PTQ's on mtgo without ever top 8ing, have a meaningless 1850ish Limited rating and probably am really obnoxious to listen to

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:43 pm

I <3 Modern.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:44 pm

There is a following, just scattered. The shepherds are few and far between.

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