[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Khaospawn]

All hail Yarpus for leading us to the ways of the Fire!

[Yarpus]

Fuck, I've tried to be proud of something.
Sorry.

[Khaospawn]

Z: 1 MTGS: -186296

Seems about right.

[Khaospawn]

Fuck, I've tried to be proud of something.
Sorry.

For some reason, I think that you look like Tybalt IRL.

[photodyer]

The mana is not so good that they're always going to chain removal and the deck has no filtering until turn 3 at sorcery speed, so who knows what they'll draw in what order. Historically this sort of deck is good for Mono R and post board you'll be replete with threatens and burning earth. I like that matchup a lot.

I actually ported this deck into a thread over in the brewery...I will copy posts over. After playing Rock and then BW Mid through the end of this season, I must agree with all of your comments, zeman. The aggro MU--assuming they mull and curve out reasonably--hinges on either 1-for-1'ing the aggro player or hitting a sweeper then dropping bigger stuff than aggro can deal with. There are some EXCELLENT synergies in Orzhov Mid/
Control range with the addition of Theros, but I have serious doubts about it's viability without mass removal. The tradeoff this deck is having to make to get that board wipe are going to hurt significantly against mono-red.

Actually, I still like BBD's Orzhov list better because he's going after the synergy between Whip and Obzedat. It's a sweet setup...you literally cannot keep Obzedat dead without removing the whip from the battlefield (bring Obzedat back from the GY with whip's ability, then stack triggers so that Obzedat's ability is responsible for his exile rather than the whip's. It satisfies the whip's ability rules and Obzedat is returned to play permanently.

[Yarpus]

Sally servers got overheated today, possibly from all that shit that people post there.
I'd put my money on guys crying about no Searing Spear reprint. Cheap fucks.

For some reason, I think that you look like Tybalt IRL.

Eeeeeh?

[redthirst]

*confetti*

[Yarpus]

GODDAMIT I TOLD YOU I'M SORRY

[LP, of the Fires]

Looks way to happy to be Yarpus.

[redthirst]

*yarpus float*

[Khaospawn]

Is this why women shouldn't be allowed to play Red?

[deck]Big Red by Jackie Lee[/deck]

Read more http://magic.tcgplayer.com/db/article.asp?ID=11384.

[Khaospawn]

Sally servers got overheated today, possibly from all that shit that people post there.
I'd put my money on guys crying about no Searing Spear reprint. Cheap fucks.

For some reason, I think that you look like Tybalt IRL.

Eeeeeh?

Where did you hide you horns and tail? Where's the rest of ya?

[DroppinSuga]

I'm on the Trice right now if anyone wants to play (sexytime?)

[redthirst]

Deck looks fine. I mean, I don't like Purphoros, but TCG likely told her to include the gods in any build since they're pre selling them for $$$$$.

[DroppinSuga]

lol

tcg: YOU MUST INCLUDE GODS IN ALL DECKS BITCH

Jackie: Yes sir *get down on knees* *ziiip*

[Sasky]

That deck looks like woody allen trying to be sylvester stallone.

[Yarpus]

I've actually heard two times today that usually I look like I want to kill someone.
The worst thing is that comes from my health condition.
So I happen to be funny and cheerful during talk, and stare at someone like the only thing on my mind would be killing his/her mother.
But I really try to look happy on photos. :<

Where did you hide you horns and tail? Where's the rest of ya?

In mah pants.

[Kazekirimaru]

Sally servers got overheated today, possibly from all that shit that people post there.
I'd put my money on guys crying about no Searing Spear reprint. Cheap fucks.

For some reason, I think that you look like Tybalt IRL.

Eeeeeh?

Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander away from the computer?

[Khaospawn]

Jackie: Yes sir *get down on knees* *ziiip*

I wish. Honestly, she looks a lot better than Melissa De Tora.

[Yarpus]

Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander away from the computer?

=.=

[Khaospawn]

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=107926#p107926:1scz0obc]Kazekirimaru » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:13 pm[/url:1scz0obc]":1scz0obc][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=107893#p107893:1scz0obc]Yarpus » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:59 pm[/url:1scz0obc]":1scz0obc]Sally servers got overheated today, possibly from all that shit that people post there.
I'd put my money on guys crying about no Searing Spear reprint. Cheap fucks.

[quote:1scz0obc]For some reason, I think that you look like Tybalt IRL.[/quote:1scz0obc]
Eeeeeh?

[img:1scz0obc]http://i.imgur.com/HCCbylTl.jpg[/img:1scz0obc][/quote:1scz0obc]
Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander away from the computer?[/quote:1scz0obc]
It's a European shoulder bag. I'm sure it was a gift.

[redthirst]

Fuck! Just noticed no Chandra?

[windstrider]

Quick question: if we're moving into a meta of "battleship" Magic, does anyone think that Carnival Hellsteed has a chance? If that had a 5 CMC, it would have seen play. At the prerelease for RtR, I kept thinking it was 5 and being excited about it.

I don't see anything overly wrong with Jackie's list. Purphoros looks to be out of place. Should be Chandra instead.

[Khaospawn]

Fuck! Just noticed no Chandra?

DUHR!

[photodyer]

G/R Midrange
Brian Braun-Duin

[deck]Creatures (29)

4 Elvish Mystic
4 Ghor-Clan Rampager
1 Polis Crusher
3 Scavenging Ooze
4 Stormbreath Dragon
4 Zhur-Taa Druid
4 Boon Satyr
3 Polukranos, World Eater
2 Ruric Thar, the Unbowed

Planeswalkers (7)

4 Domri Rade
3 Xenagos, the Reveler

Lands (24)

8 Forest
8 Mountain
4 Stomping Ground
4 Temple of Abandon

Sideboard
2 Destructive Revelry
2 Electrickery
2 Hammer of Purphoros
3 Chandra, Pyromaster
3 Mizzium Mortars
3 Peak Eruption[/deck]

[Yarpus]

I'd say Carnival Hellsteed might be strong and relevant. He usually can't block when you play him, but that 6-power hasty first strike means a lot these days. He's better at grinding out Desecration Demon as an example - on the other hand he lacks of any evasion.

[Kazekirimaru]

Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander away from the computer?

=.=

Sorry, I'm adopting a new internet persona where all I do is make snide, one-line remarks since I haven't played Magic in a good month or so.

[windstrider]

That deck looks fairly nasty. Hello removal. Glad to have you.

I hate the regular artwork for Polukranos. The Heroes vs. Monsters artwork is better.

[redthirst]

Also, look at all those doorknob-humping monkeys making comments.



You're a funny man, Khaos.

[Khaospawn]

Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander away from the computer?

=.=

Sorry, I'm adopting a new internet persona where all I do is make snide, one-line remarks since I haven't played Magic in a good month or so.

Boo this man!

[Khaospawn]

You're a funny man, Khaos.

I blame the amount of mead I've been drinking lately.

[Kazekirimaru]

Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander away from the computer?

=.=

Sorry, I'm adopting a new internet persona where all I do is make snide, one-line remarks since I haven't played Magic in a good month or so.

Boo this man![/
quote]
Boo yourself. I hate rotation.

[redthirst]

You're a funny man, Khaos.

I blame the amount of mead I've been drinking lately.

It's fine. I just hope it doesn't cause anyone to accidentally use your FoS shirt to clean up some dog crap before sending it to you. That would be unfortunate.

[Khaospawn]

Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander away from the computer?

=.=

Sorry, I'm adopting a new internet persona where all I do is make snide, one-line remarks since I
haven't played Magic in a good month or so.

Boo this man!

Boo yourself. I hate rotation.

It's a depressing, yet manic time. Bonds of friendship are formed! Alliances are made! Lines are drawn in the sand!

Seriously, it's exciting.

[Khaospawn]

You're a funny man, Khaos.

I blame the amount of mead I've been drinking lately.

It's fine. I just hope it doesn't cause anyone to accidentally use your FoS shirt to clean up some dog crap before sending it to you. That would be unfortunate.

Weirdly
enough, my dog shit in the house this morning (which she's never done before). Cleaning up crap at 4:00 A.M. fucking sucks.

[redthirst]

Well, I imagine wearing it is even worse.

[Kazekirimaru]

Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander
away from the computer?

=.=

Sorry, I'm adopting a new internet persona where all I do is make snide, one-line remarks since I haven't played Magic in a good month or so.

Boo this man!

Boo yourself. I hate rotation.

It's a depressing, yet manic time. Bonds of friendship are formed! Alliances are made! Lines are drawn in the sand!

Seriously, it's exciting.

I'd be more inclined to participate if I had plans to play Standard this season.

[Kazekirimaru]

I'm likely to drop out of everything but the occasional sanctioned Modern tournament soon.

[Yarpus]

I feel a bit burned.
But I guess I deserved it.

[Kazekirimaru]

The burning sensation will subside never.