Uberteam Blather Force 5

[Kaitscralt]

she might even be baguy's ex. where do you live.

[Kazekirimaru]

Now? Between Niles and South Bend.

[Kazekirimaru]

I haven't seen a female face other than the usual two at my LGS in almost a year. Hopes high, expectations low.

[Kazekirimaru]

Standards moderate.

[Kaitscralt]

you need to lower them.

[Kazekirimaru]

I think I can take it down to a 4.5.

[Kaitscralt]

how old are you again? there reaches an age where the standard will lower without you even realizing it, but i'm not sure if you're there yet.

[Kaitscralt]

edit

[Kazekirimaru]

Twenty.

[Kaitscralt]

so a guy comes home with a pig under his arm. he walks up to his wife and says, 'this is the pig i've been fucking.' she says, 'you've been fucking a pig?' he says, 'i was talking to the pig.'

[Kaitscralt]

CLASSIC!

[Second Harkius]

[Yannaria]

Twenty.

they'll get lower in a couple years

[Yannaria]

she'll do anything you want. promise.

but she'll do it in cat ears

[iamabadman]

i feel like this loser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBGtajCKkO0

goes to midnight prereleases


im going to a midnight one because saturday i have a wedding to go too and sunday im sure i'll be hung over

[Yannaria]

that woman was being a bitch to that guy

[Yannaria]

like she totally crossed the line by sarcastically offering to hand out the dude's business card. making jokes on the internet is one thing but escalating an already tense situation IRL is uncalled for

[Second Harkius]

i feel like this loser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBGtajCKkO0

goes to midnight prereleases


im going to a midnight one because saturday i have a wedding to go too and sunday im sure i'll be hung over

I like the guy in the video at the end who says "I can't believe people like you exist" as the nerd storms out of the store.

[Second Harkius]

that woman was being a bitch to that guy

she was unprofessional but the guy was raging pretty hard. not all people in customer service can deal with that stuff.

[Yannaria]

i feel like this loser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBGtajCKkO0

goes to midnight prereleases


im going to a midnight one because saturday i have a wedding to go too and sunday im sure i'll be hung over

I like the guy in the video at the end who says "I can't believe people like you exist" as the nerd storms out of the store.

a true American hero.
someone should send him an invite to DTR.

[Yannaria]

that woman was being a bitch to that guy

she was unprofessional but the guy was raging pretty hard. not all people in customer service can deal with that stuff.

yeah I mean the guy did start the situation. it's just hard for me to feel bad for this woman who treats a customer like that

[iamabadman]

yanni has never dealt with raging nerdscumbags

[Yannaria]

I haven't but I know I can maintain my composure better than this woman. I worked at McDonalds behind the register one time and this guy came back and slammed his tray onto the counter and demanded a refund because "the retards cooking the food forgot his pickles."
Instead of getting upset with the guy for calling my newly found friends retards, I gladly offered to make him another meal.

[Yannaria]

that said the guy probably just wants that girl's number because she works at gamestop and he thinks he can get that ass

[Yannaria]

I'm pretty sure the guy who recorded that is skinny pete from breaking bad

[Yannaria]

although I thought the guy said "private" information but he said "public" so her sarcasm isn't exactly harmful.

[Second Harkius]

TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF KING'S COURT*!

Who's guilty in this situation and what price should they pay?


*An old Blathering segment I totally forgot about until now

[Second Harkius]

King's Court - where the scumbags and dramamoths of the Blathering thread hold court to determine the guilt or innocence of the people in an amusing news story.

[Kazekirimaru]

Both guilty of douchebaggery. One-hundred years dungeon

[Second Harkius]

Does the court agree that charges of douchebaggery should be leveled at both people in this video?

[Yannaria]

They should be sentanced to figure this out in the Nerd/Gamestop Staff pegging chamber

[Yannaria]

yes they're both douchebags

[Second Harkius]

Douchebaggery carries several penalties ranging from a day in the stockade to banishment from the village.

[Yannaria]

lol she got fired
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/g ... s-viral-of

[Second Harkius]

I say we add the minor charge of foolishness to the guy's charges since he make a public spectacle of himself while fighting to keep his information away from the public.

[Kazekirimaru]

First-degree foolishness. Carries the harshest punishments.

[Kazekirimaru]

I believe the male should be sentenced to getting publicly berated at his place of employment and/or in his mother's basement in front of his D&D group.

[Second Harkius]

First-degree foolishness is only reserved for the most extreme acts of drama or public raging.

[Second Harkius]

We should write up a list of all potential crimes and their penalties so we have a basis to judge in future editions of King's Court.

[Kazekirimaru]

First-degree foolishness is only reserved for the most extreme acts of drama or public raging.

May I request of the court a point of reference?