Uberteam Blather Force 5

[Yannaria]

2nd Degree foolishness however applies to more tom foolery such as admitting you shave your ass

[Yannaria]

First-degree foolishness is only reserved for the most extreme acts of drama or public raging.

May I request of the court a point of reference?

The terrorist threats incident.
Harkius drama
Onar's rage quit

[Kazekirimaru]

Most appreciated.

Second-degree is acceptable.

[Yannaria]

1st Degree Douchebaggery - Being a douchebag for the sake of being a douchebag, and then actually getting upset at the other party. 1st Degree Douchebaggery requires threats to each other that may actually cause harm in real life, such as threatening to contact customer service.
2nd Degree Douchebaggery - Being a douchebag for the sake of being a douchebag, but not getting upset and moving on. 2nd Degree Douchebaggery is more encompassing than 1st Degree Douchebaggery.
1st Degree Foolishness - Being a fool so much so that you switch your goals. Such as threatening to leave, then sticking around to fight with people for the sake of fighting.
2nd Degree Foolishness (also known as tom-foolery) - Revealing, by accident, the fact that you are a complete fool.

[Yannaria]

1st Degree Douchebaggery carries a punishment of public ridicule by a group of your peers for being a shithead.
2nd Degree Douchebaggery carries a punishment of public ridicule by an individual appointed by the king.
1st Degree Foolishness carries a punishment of public ridicule in the moment, and then jokes made about your foolishness for the rest of the internet days and your incident passed down as legend.
2nd Degree Foolishness carries a punishment of public ridicule, then jokes made about your foolishness for a while and your incident passed down for a while.

[Kazekirimaru]

Such comprehensiveness.

[Yannaria]

You can't just make up precedent.

[Yannaria]

Let's not forget the Possession of Hentai charges
First Degree Possession of Hentai - Possession of more than 4 Hentai Videos or Images with intent to share them with the internet. Punishments include banning, exile from the village, and public ridicule.
Second Degree Possession of Hentai - Possession of 3 Hentai Videos or Images with or without intent to share them with the internet. Punishments include suspension and public ridicule.
Third Degree Possession of Hentai - Possession of 2 or less Hentai Videos or Images with or without intent to share them with the internet. Punishment is public ridicule.

[Kazekirimaru]

I assume exceptional circumstances warrant stricter punishment.

[Yannaria]

Indeed. Then we vote on a punishment.

[Second Harkius]

good job writing up these precedents. we can add more charges later but right now these are solid.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

i feel like this loser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBGtajCKkO0

goes to midnight prereleases


im going to a midnight one because saturday i have a wedding to go too and sunday im sure i'll be hung over

the fuck did I just watch.

[Yannaria]

good job writing up these precedents. we can add more charges later but right now these are solid.

I finally contributed to the site

[Kazekirimaru]

You even got a Spamthank, which is much more rare and coveted than a run-of-the-mill Pendy or baguy thank.

Such envy.

[Second Harkius]

[DroppinSuga]

How can King's Court be held when the King isn't even present?

[iamabadman]

You even got a Spamthank, which is much more rare and coveted than a run-of-the-mill Pendy or baguy thank.

Such envy.

this is why you are divorced

[iamabadman]

i feel like this loser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBGtajCKkO0

goes to midnight prereleases


im going to a midnight one because saturday i have a wedding to go too and sunday im sure i'll be hung over

the fuck did I just watch.

a virgin outside of his natural basement

[Kazekirimaru]

You even got a Spamthank, which is much more rare and coveted than a run-of-the-mill Pendy or baguy thank.

Such envy.

this is why you are divorced

Die in a fire.

[Kazekirimaru]

Like Madding's fish.

[Thrillho]

Battle hardened to crack enough under the gentlest curse free baguy blow outstanding

[Kazekirimaru]

There was no malicious intent behind that post.

[Kazekirimaru]

I thought that was obvious from the proceeding post.

[Kaitscralt]

My fish didn't actually die, they're in a small holding tank until I decide what to do with them

[Kaitscralt]

I just love all things dark and morbid so much so the when tragedy strikes even me I have to bring out the worst in it

[iamabadman]

My fish didn't actually die, they're in a small holding tank until I decide what to do with them

i hope its to feed them to your fat gf

[iamabadman]

You even got a Spamthank, which is much more rare and coveted than a run-of-the-mill Pendy or baguy thank.

Such envy.

this is why you are divorced

Die in a fire.

unrustle your jimmies.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

i feel like this loser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBGtajCKkO0

goes to midnight prereleases


im going to a midnight one because saturday i have a wedding to go too and sunday im sure i'll be hung over

the fuck did I just watch.

a virgin outside of his natural basement

CRIKY! Look at this creature outside its natural habitat.

[DroppinSuga]

Kaze is in pursuit of cute college girls who sell tea.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

fucking A I still want to get into Hearthstone

[Kazekirimaru]

Kaze is in pursuit of cute college girls who sell tea.

Damn fucking right.

[Kazekirimaru]

You even got a Spamthank, which is much more rare and coveted than a run-of-the-mill Pendy or baguy thank.

Such envy.

this is why you are divorced

Die in a fire.

unrustle your jimmies.

The only thing I rustle are your mother's pubes

[imopen2]

kaze are you playing theros pre-release this weekend or will you be too busy stalking your ex on facebook

shots fired. i like

[iamabadman]

You even got a Spamthank, which is much more rare and coveted than a run-of-the-mill Pendy or baguy thank.

Such
envy.

this is why you are divorced

Die in a fire.

unrustle your jimmies.

The only thing I rustle are your mother's pubes

[Thrillho]

the guy was being a big fucking nerd but i don't think he was raging that hard unless i just blacked out during the six seconds of video that i didn't see before she jumps into being a condescending shit.
i would pass judgment on her and then let him off with a warning for being such a giant nerd.

[Thrillho]

if he pulled that kind of trying to be overly professional shit again i would kick him out of a helicopter over the ocean in a punishment matching the game he'd attempted to buy in the video.

[Thrillho]

when i'm in a position like that i'm only ever sarcastic when i am making a joke with someone not at them.

[Thrillho]

try having a convention floor of angry nerds trying to cut each other in line to look at a new capcom fighter while they throw death threats at you and remain professional.

[Thrillho]

i did.

[Thrillho]

if you can't deal with one spazz whining about having to show ID when he's like 35 or whatever maybe complain about it on your twitter feed and @ your boss because literally customer service is the bottom and requires you to just not be a shit back when people are being shit to you