Breaking Blathering 6

[rezombad]

The colder it is outside when you do it, the easier it is. Doesn't take much time if you're capable with a hacksaw.

[Kazekirimaru]

If you can get some, buy a couple cans of shaving cream also.

Then dip the shaving cream cans in the liquid nitrogen, remove after a few seconds and cut off the metal. The gasses and liquid inside will be frozen into a cylinder. then put the cylinder into the glovebox, under the seat, wherever and wait for it to melt and the gasses to expand.

You're quite a boon.

[rezombad]

I have a good idea once in a while.

[rezombad]

Oh man, Horizon Canopy is like $35+ each. Made my day.

[Kaitscralt]

Was getting the Speakeasy closed for viewing a way to earn points?

[rezombad]

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[Kazekirimaru]

Good times.

[Alex]

Oh man, Horizon Canopy is like $35+ each. Made my day.

Wait, what? Jesus Christ, didn't see that one coming.

[Stardust]

Yeah, I should trade mine... They're no good in EDH anyway.

[( G_R )]

[rezombad]

Lol, thanks Kibler.

[( G_R )]

[( G_R )]

Alright, how many of you got to decipher the code before iridium did?

[( G_R )]

I mean, it takes a special kind of nerd.

[rezombad]

I saw it, and said to myself, "I'm not going to decode this morse code bullshit, what a waste of life."

[Stardust]

I tried, then gave up 2 minutes later when the first morse code translater I found on google didn't work.

Pretty good modtext there, though.

[Stardust]

:memories:

[Stardust]

Where's my Calvin and Hobbes!?

[Thrillho]

and smash the headlights, Stardust.

and suffer a fatal, violent seizure while pulling into her driveway to deliver the car to her.

[Thrillho]

that'll show her!

[Thrillho]

Oh man, Horizon Canopy is like $35+ each. Made my day.

yeah when i saw they were "on sale" for $30 at CFB my brain shit a brick.

[Thrillho]

fall into a crippling depression and drink yourself to death but not before making sure it's made explicitly clear in your suicide note that she drove you to this

[Yannaria]

that didn't take logn

[Thrillho]

get a real job and a professional life and have a lot of success and be happy and get over a dumb girl who made a lot of stupid decisions with you in what will inevitably be a speed bump in the highway of your life!

[Thrillho]

she'll never see it coming

[Yannaria]

do the opposite of what I'm doing

[Thrillho]

do a barrel roll.

[Thrillho]

just show up at her front steps wearing nothing but an adult diaper and when she answers the door say "i'm the best baddest baby around" and then drink a 4loko.

[Thrillho]

there is no exit strategy there. that's the part that will shock her.

[Thrillho]

ask if you can use her bathroom and then flip the toilet paper to roll in the opposite direction.

[Thrillho]

pop a bag of popcorn on the "this side up" side facing down.

[Yannaria]

just show up at her front steps wearing nothing but an adult diaper and when she answers the door say "i'm the best baddest baby around" and then drink a 4loko.

and then legally change your name to Onar

[Yannaria]

wear your shirts inside out

[Thrillho]

do a bunch of pointless bullshit that will consume an immense amount of your personal time to plan and orchestrate and will only yield a minor inconvenience for her.

[Thrillho]

wear your shirts inside out

* and show up at her front porch with a boom box. tell her that kris kross is back and then start freestyle rapping and breakdancing.

[Thrillho]

follow the advice of anonymous internet users with no vested interest in your personal life and nothing at stake for your personal revenge endeavors, and then record the actions and outcomes for them like the performing monkey of the minute you are.

[Yannaria]

start playing blue

[Thrillho]

call the FDA and tell them she is selling the original formulation of Spice.

[Yannaria]

stop listening to the Giant Rabbit and don't burn down Patrick Swazee's hosue

[Thrillho]

*pass a bill that gives the US FDA jurisdiction in the made-up fantasy kingdom you fucking canadians live in, then call in the false claim about original-formulation spice