Breaking Blathering 6

[Thrillho]

eat an entire box of pop tarts.

[Yannaria]

make Butane Hash Oil with Diesel

[Thrillho]

train yourself in a marketable craft and record youtube videos of yourself practicing this craft for the delight of friends and family, as well as those you've never even met.

[Yannaria]

eat an entire box of pop tarts.

not the poptarts though, just the box and the foil wrappers

[rezombad]

Leave an upper-decker in her toilet

[Yannaria]

become a pornstar.

[Thrillho]

buy one of those rainbow afro wigs and try to return it outside of the 24-hour window of return the store allows for.

[Yannaria]

Snort freebase cocaine, just cause.

[Yannaria]

Don't watch breaking bad.

[Thrillho]

marvel at the wonder of the infinite reaches of our universe, both known and unknown.

[Thrillho]

plant a tree.

[Thrillho]

host a movie night in the park for people in your community, but remember to acquire any permits and licenses necessary before the actual event.

[Thrillho]

write up a three act, one-man play about your personal experiences, but only perform the play using a funny voice.

[rezombad]

steal her mail.

[Thrillho]

that's illegal

[rezombad]

This is 'Murrica

[Yannaria]

that's illegal

the federal government is too busy looking at people's mail to care about people looking at other people's mail

[Stardust]

Buy her an American flag since she has the right to do whatever the fuck she wants to you, no matter how shitty it makes you feel.

[Yannaria]

stardust dropping low orbit truth bombs

[Kaitscralt]

follow the advice of anonymous internet users with no vested interest in your personal life and nothing at stake for your personal revenge endeavors, and then record the actions and outcomes for them like the performing monkey of the minute you are.

not only no vested interest, but a malicious few who openly hope you crash and burn

[Kazekirimaru]

Thrillho, Yanni, thanks for the laughs.

[Kazekirimaru]

I knew I could count on the snide, sardonic works of the beloved DTR community to put a spring in my step before work.

[Stardust]

stardust dropping low orbit truth bombs

That's a thing?

[Yannaria]

I knew I could count on the snide, sardonic works of the beloved DTR community to put a spring in my step before work.

that's just the joy of finally getting over your bitch ex wife

[Kazekirimaru]

*pass a bill that gives the US FDA jurisdiction in the made-up fantasy kingdom you fucking canadians live in, then call in the false claim about original-formulation spice

This one really got me.

[Yannaria]

*pass a bill that gives the US FDA jurisdiction in the made-up fantasy kingdom you fucking canadians live in, then call in the false claim about original-formulation spice

This one really got me.

[Yannaria]

watching these day 9 videos is like a painful mix of m14 sealed deck but with 60 cards and neckbeards who don't know how to play good magic

[Stardust]

[Checkbox]

according to wikipedia southpark was first aired in 1997 when i was one decade old.

I was 5

[Yannaria]

Blippy was 98

[Stardust]

1992 is such a weird time to be born. Adults were born in the 80's, kids were born in the 2000's... so who the hell are you?

[Yannaria]

1992 is such a weird time to be born. Adults were born in the 80's, kids were born in the 2000's... so who the hell are you?

get off my lawn

[Checkbox]

1992 is such a weird time to be born. Adults were born in the 80's, kids were born in the 2000's... so who the hell are you?

a 21 year old

[Yannaria]

1992 is such a weird time to be born. Adults were born in the 80's, kids were born in the 2000's... so who the hell are you?

a 21 year old

GET OFF MY LAWN

[Stardust]

Do you even have a lawn, bro?

[Yannaria]

it's covered in engine blocks and chairs, but yes

[Thrillho]

that's illegal

the federal government is too busy looking at people's mail to care about people looking at other people's mail

404 Federal Government Not Found

[Thrillho]

*pass a bill that gives the US FDA jurisdiction in the made-up fantasy kingdom you fucking canadians live in, then call in the false claim about original-formulation spice

This one really got me.

i forgot you were canadian at the time of writing the original comment and needed to make an amendment

[Thrillho]

Do you even have a lawn, bro?

Do you even mow?

[Thrillho]

watching these day 9 videos is like a painful mix of m14 sealed deck but with 60 cards and neckbeards who don't know how to play good magic

why would you