Breaking Blathering 6

[Mcdonalds]

to form voltron

[Mcdonalds]

and get deep like a navy seal

[Kazekirimaru]

How much longer have we for the Dargon contest?

[Mcdonalds]

I I this long

[rezombad]

Through saturday kaze.

Theres an awesome feature called 'search'.

[rezombad]

Do you know what i searched for kaze?

Wanna take a wild guess?

[rezombad]

Dragon

[Kazekirimaru]

That requires effort and I'm too busy recovering from a fantastic evening getting over my ex wife

[Yannaria]

subtext: a bottle of vodka, a few ambien, and internet porn

[Thrillho]

hey no one has talked about kaze's divorce for about 7 hours what's going on there

[Thrillho]

every time KAZE'S EX-WIFE isn't on screen, someone should be asking where's KAZE'S EX-WIFE?

[Thrillho]

change.org is just a bunch of whiny libs anyway

every post makes me think with greater likelihood that you're the character @dril is based on.

[Thrillho]

if any of you are into "weird" humor i highly recommend @dril's twitter feed.

[Thrillho]

kaze, i recommend @dril's twitter feed to help you get over your wife.

[Thrillho]

that's not even me being sarcastic spend hours reading his twitter feed and then recognize that he has 10s of thousands of followers from it.

[Thrillho]

also i learned yesterday that the user formerly known as @weedhitler looks exactly like you'd think.

[iamabadman]

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Kaitscralt]

every time KAZE'S EX-WIFE isn't on screen, someone should be asking where's KAZE'S EX-WIFE?

she's taking it in the ass and loving it as we speak

[iamabadman]

i saw tiea lurking.

[Thrillho]

wow way to absolutely murder the piss out of my simpsons reference

[Yannaria]

never the ass

[( G_R )]

[Thrillho]

haha poop smear.

[iamabadman]

gally is tired of being the good cop

[Thrillho]

you can play the murder king with geralf's messenger and gravecrawler in modern and since modern is the worst anyway why not play a terrible theme deck.

[Thrillho]

[deck]4 diregraf ghoul
4 gravecrawler
4 blood artist
4 dark confidant
3 tymaret, the murder king
4 geralf's messenger
4 falkenrath aristocrat

1 liliana of the veil
2 terminate
1 victim of night
1 dreadbore
3 thoughtseize
2 inquisition of kozilek

4 blackcleave cliffs
4 verdant catacombs
3 marsh flats
3 blood crypt
8 swamp[/deck]

0 thought put into this deck so i don't apologize for the 1-ofs of the aggressive feel of playing 2-mana 0-power creatures.

[Thrillho]

aggressive 0-power 2-drops dot deck

[Thrillho]

blood artist is pretty good against pod for real tho.

[Thrillho]

pod loses on average 10 to 300 life a game

[Thrillho]

don't mind me i just really like dark confidant and geralf's messenger and blood artist

[Thrillho]

the list i wrote up doesn't even have lightning bolt

[Thrillho]

so you know it's good.

[Thrillho]

a red modern deck without lightning bolt in its 75 so it's a deck you can trust.

[Checkbox]

That requires effort and I'm too busy recovering from a fantastic evening getting over my ex wife

did you get under her afterwards?

[iamabadman]

That requires effort and I'm too busy recovering from a fantastic evening getting over my ex wife

did you get under her afterwards?

Who hasnt been there.


http://imgur.com/a/zVM5t


i am a sexy bastard

[Kazekirimaru]

that's not even me being sarcastic spend hours reading his twitter feed and then recognize that he has 10s of thousands of followers from it.

Genuine Kijin advice has yet to steer me wrong

[Kazekirimaru]

That requires effort and I'm too busy recovering from a fantastic evening getting over my ex wife

did you get under her afterwards?

I wouldn't touch her again if she were the cure to cancer.

I saw her at the gas station the other day. She was wearing one of my old flannel shirts, and she looked like she hadn't showered in a week.

Maybe I'm winning this divorce after all.

[Kazekirimaru]

Though to be fair I care less each day.

I've met someone else. A lot sooner than expected!

Hence the good evening yesterday.

[Stardust]

Got over her while getting under someone else then. Sounds okay.

[iamabadman]

Though to be fair I care less each day.

I've met someone else. A lot sooner than expected!

Hence the good evening yesterday.

she'll cheat on you too.