Breaking Blathering 6

[( G_R )]

Moan

[Thrillho]

I have a very bad headache and didn't even do anything to deserve it

[Kaitscralt]

You know what you did.

[Thrillho]

I did make some killer lobster and a salad and served some baguette and cheese last night tho

[Thrillho]

You know what you did.

Make dinner work out pick up around the apartment a little and then package some cards for mailing?

[Thrillho]

Jerk off?

[Thrillho]

Send text messages?

[Thrillho]

Watch always sunny in Philadelphia ?

[Thrillho]

Pick up my badge for NYCC?

[Thrillho]

Be disappointed by the available content on twitch last night?

[Thrillho]

Be surprised that Chandra's Phoenix is so expensive?

[Thrillho]

You have to help me here madding

[Yannaria]

SPAM 100% certified to cure headache

[Yannaria]

Be surprised that Chandra's Phoenix is so expensive?

almost made buying the intro pack worth it

[imopen2]

checkbox, imma give you some straight talk: it sounds like your gf is really just a prop to you. from the "yea, I banged her for 4 days" post to trying to convince her that she actually wants an open relationship when really only you do, you might consider viewing her with a bit more respect.

I hear what you are saying, but I give you guys a very warped view of my relationship. we didn't actually spend 4 straight days just having sex, I visited her at school while I had two days off from my school and yes we had lots of sex and participated in plenty of various sex acts but we
also did other things like not have sex.

and the open relationship thing is more or less whatever at this point, I'm pretty over it

Just wait till Monday. When you haven't had your girlfriend's fist+hairbrush up your ass for a few days you'll be looking for other people to shove household objects up your rectum

[Yannaria]

checkbox, imma give you some straight talk: it sounds like your gf is really just a prop to you. from the "yea, I banged her for 4 days" post to trying to convince her that she actually wants an open relationship when really only you do, you might consider viewing her with a bit more respect.

I hear what you are saying, but I give you guys a very warped view of my relationship. we didn't actually spend 4 straight days just
having sex, I visited her at school while I had two days off from my school and yes we had lots of sex and participated in plenty of various sex acts but we also did other things like not have sex.

and the open relationship thing is more or less whatever at this point, I'm pretty over it

Just wait till Monday. When you haven't had your girlfriend's fist+hairbrush up your ass for a few days you'll be looking for other people to shove household objects up your rectum

suggestion: a jar

[( G_R )]

I'm not banned in the beta.

[Yannaria]

REVERSE BACKWARD SPANISH MORSE CODe

[Kaitscralt]

You talked shit about Stormy B

[iamabadman]

Atomic ban. No more sign ups for the beta.

[( G_R )]

My actual gimmick is still going strong, though.

[Yannaria]

Long live Mike Caza!

[Kazekirimaru]

You have way too much time on your hands to be doing that morse code shit, G_R

[( G_R )]

You have way too much time on your hands to be doing that morse code shit, G_R

I call it "Control + H"

[( G_R )]

Well, "Control + R" if your Win OS is in Spanish.

[Kazekirimaru]

Your petition needs more supporters.

[Yannaria]

I love how that link doesn't work in GR

[Second Harkius]

checkbox, imma give you some straight talk: it sounds like your gf is really just a prop to you. from the "yea, I banged her for 4 days" post to trying to convince her that she actually wants an open relationship when really only you do, you might consider viewing her with a bit more respect.

I hear what you are saying, but I give you guys a very warped view of my relationship. we didn't actually spend 4 straight days just
having sex, I visited her at school while I had two days off from my school and yes we had lots of sex and participated in plenty of various sex acts but we also did other things like not have sex.

and the open relationship thing is more or less whatever at this point, I'm pretty over it

Just wait till Monday. When you haven't had your girlfriend's fist+hairbrush up your ass for a few days you'll be looking for other people to shove household objects up your rectum

[Second Harkius]

[Kazekirimaru]

what did you search to find that picture

[Second Harkius]

"gourd"

[Second Harkius]

Yanni suggested a jar but this alternative is organic plus checkbox can always eat it to dispose of the evidence.

[Kazekirimaru]

I searched that and didn't find such a picture.

I did, however, see a picture of a tribal male with a gourd shoved on his penis.

So

hm

[Kaitscralt]

it won't be the same without the bristle rimjob

[Yannaria]

Yanni suggested a jar but this alternative is organic plus checkbox can always eat it to dispose of the evidence.

sounds appetitizing

[Second Harkius]

One time I had a thought that maybe we are all terrible people and deserved what we got on Ugly Sally but then that feeling passed and never returned.

[hamfactorial]

Did you fap?

Sorry, wrong question. How many times?

[Second Harkius]

One time I had a thought that maybe we are all terrible people and deserved what we got on Ugly Sally but then that feeling passed and never returned.

Advocating gourd penetration has me wondering...

[Yannaria]

at least you didn't suggest a glass jar

[Second Harkius]

Doctor: "What the hell happened to this man?"

Nurse: "He got a ruptured rectum after he was gourd."

Doctor: "Gored? There are no rhinos in America."

(Looks behind curtain)

Doctor: "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"