[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[redthirst]

Looking into the Fires of Salvation. Uncovered seeds of rebellion dating back as far as April. Lack of order and complete disregard for posting restrictions convinces me that these hot heads will not trample on the freedoms of the userbase if they do manage to seize power. Unsure of how far their will can carry them. May need push to initiate internet genocide. Set TubeHunter to task of stoking the coals of these "red bros". Time to see if the moderators here die to removal...

[Khaospawn]

I love how Stardust quoted the first paragraph from one of my articles in his report.

Stardust is my new favorite DtR member.

[Khaospawn]

Actually, I don't think it was from one of my articles. I think it was actually from a post I made referencing a paper I wrote for one of my classes last semester.

Still, I'd forgotten I wrote it.

[hamfactorial]

The red deck was a dog, but the industry, my friends... that was a revolution!

[Khaospawn]

Who would eat 37 bag lunches!?

[Helios]

Lots of mead. Then, in between rounds, drunkenly piss on an expensive European car. After tournament, proceed directly to nearest strip club. Snort copious amounts of blow off a strippers bare ass.

Once home, light a candle in your shrine that you've made to redthirst's crank. Say the Pyromaster's Prayer. Proceed to fuck the ever loving shit out of the stripper you brought home.

Then, and only then, may you post about it the following day in this thread.

I do this after every FNM. For an IQ? Step up your game, son.

[hamfactorial]

Who would eat 37 bag lunches!?

God DAMN it I hate that Bob Barker...

[DocLawless]

Looking into the Fires of Salvation. Uncovered seeds of rebellion dating back as far as April. Lack of order and complete disregard for posting restrictions convinces me that these hot heads will not trample on the freedoms of the userbase if they do manage to seize power. Unsure of how far their will can carry them. May need push to initiate internet genocide. Set TubeHunter to task of stoking the coals of these "red bros". Time to see if the moderators here die to removal...

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

[DarthStabber]

Lots of mead. Then, in between rounds, drunkenly piss on an expensive European car. After tournament, proceed directly to nearest strip club. Snort copious amounts of blow off a strippers bare ass.

Once home, light a candle in your shrine that you've made to redthirst's crank. Say the Pyromaster's Prayer. Proceed to fuck the ever loving shit out of the stripper you brought home.

Then, and only then, may you post about it the following day in this thread.

I do this after every FNM. For an IQ? Step up your game, son.

I do this, only instead of mead I drink scotch, and
I snort adderall off of a hooker's ass before the tournament, and skipp the strip club and go directly to the hooker fucking. I need to be more selective about my choice of hookers though, the last one robbed me, he even stole the golden dong from shrine to redthirst's shlong, that and I got syphilis.

[hamfactorial]

Lots of mead. Then, in between rounds, drunkenly piss on an expensive European car. After tournament, proceed directly to nearest strip club. Snort copious amounts of blow off a strippers bare ass.

Once home, light a candle in your shrine that you've made to redthirst's crank. Say the Pyromaster's Prayer. Proceed to fuck the ever loving shit out of the stripper you brought home.

Then, and only then, may you post about it the following day
in this thread.

I do this after every FNM. For an IQ? Step up your game, son.

I do this, only instead of mead I drink scotch, and I snort adderall off of a hooker's ass before the tournament, and skipp the strip club and go directly to the hooker fucking. I need to be more selective about my choice of hookers though, the last one robbed me, he even stole the golden dong from shrine to redthirst's shlong, that and I got syphilis.

Normally I'd think the syphilis was the worst part of the story, but there's that bit about redthirst's shrine being desecrated...

[Khaospawn]

Looking into the Fires of Salvation. Uncovered seeds of rebellion dating back as far as April. Lack of order and complete disregard for posting restrictions convinces me that these hot heads will not trample on the freedoms of the userbase if they do manage to seize power. Unsure of how far their will can carry them. May need push to initiate internet genocide. Set TubeHunter to task of stoking the coals of these "red bros". Time to see if the moderators here die to removal...

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have
greatness thrust upon them.

And some have red's dick thrust upon them.

[Khaospawn]

Lots of mead. Then, in between rounds, drunkenly piss on an expensive European car. After tournament, proceed directly to nearest strip club. Snort copious amounts of blow off a strippers bare ass.

Once home, light a candle in your shrine that you've made to redthirst's crank. Say the Pyromaster's Prayer. Proceed to fuck the ever loving shit out of the stripper you brought home.

Then, and only then, may you post about it the following day in this thread.

I do this after every FNM. For an IQ? Step up your game, son.

My bad. For an IQ, you end your night by making a snuff film.

[Khaospawn]

Who would eat 37 bag lunches!?

God DAMN it I hate that Bob Barker...

What about you, sideburns? You want some milk?

[DocLawless]

Looking into the Fires of Salvation. Uncovered seeds of rebellion dating back as far as April. Lack of order and complete disregard for posting restrictions convinces me that these hot heads will not trample on the freedoms of the userbase if they do manage to seize power. Unsure of how far their will can carry them. May need push to initiate internet genocide. Set TubeHunter to task of stoking the coals of these "red bros"
. Time to see if the moderators here die to removal...

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

And some have red's dick thrust upon them.

[redthirst]

Lots of mead. Then, in between rounds, drunkenly piss on an expensive European car. After tournament, proceed directly to nearest strip club. Snort copious amounts of blow off a strippers bare ass.

Once home, light a candle in your shrine that you've made to redthirst's crank. Say the
Pyromaster's Prayer. Proceed to fuck the ever loving shit out of the stripper you brought home.

Then, and only then, may you post about it the following day in this thread.

I do this after every FNM. For an IQ? Step up your game, son.

I do this, only instead of mead I drink scotch, and I snort adderall off of a hooker's ass before the tournament, and skipp the strip club and go directly to the hooker fucking. I need to be more selective about my choice of hookers though, the last one robbed me, he even stole the golden dong from shrine to redthirst's shlong, that and I got syphilis.

Normally I'd think the syphilis was the worst part of the story, but there's that bit about redthirst's shrine being desecrated...

The hooker was probs just pissed off that I gave him syphilis.

[TYTONK]

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust IN them.

[Alex]

so my LGS is having a $5 buy-in Modern tourney on Sunday the 24th. I'm wondering what to take. I have a legacy Merfolk deck that I could port over into Modern. And I have all the tools to make it into that U/b Merfolk list that Alex posted a while back.

Quick question on that, though - how good is Cryptic Command? I know in a vacuum how powerful the card is, but is it a bit too slow for a deck that wants to vial in lords and activate manlands? Should it be Mana Leak instead?

EDIT: For reference, this is the list Alex posted:

[deck]
Creature (21)
4x Lord of Atlantis
4x Master of the Pearl Trident
2x Merfolk Sovereign
4x Merrow Reejerey
4x Silvergill Adept
3x Sygg, River Cutthroat

Instant (5)
3x
Cryptic Command
2x Go for the Throat

Sorcery (4)
4x Thoughtseize

Land (22)
4x Creeping Tar Pit
4x Darkslick Shores
5x Island
4x Mutavault
1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
4x Watery Grave

Enchantment (4)
4x Spreading Seas

Artifact (4)
4x AEther Vial

Sideboard (15)
1x Cursecatcher
3x Doom Blade
1x Go for the Throat
2x Grimoire Thief
1x Mindbreak Trap
1x Profane Command
3x Tidebinder Mage
3x Turn Aside
[/deck]

It could be any counterspell, I just happened to use the Sleep effect on the card on occasion against decks not running Islands.

[redthirst]

I like how every creature in Fish is either a cantrip, land, or Muscle Sliver.

[Khaospawn]

I live the fishes cuz they're so delicious.

[Khaospawn]

Damn autocorrect.

I meant to type "love ."

Now my prior post sounds like I want to be a fish.


It's Mer-MAN!

[Kazekirimaru]

If I had a daughter, I'd tell her that sex creates devils and blackholes and if I ever find
out she's doing it, I'll kill the sumbitch who stuck is whowhodilly in her.

red's dick creates blackholes on a daily basis.

Then he can prove to her the truth of it.

Are you sure you want that? You may not have a daughter after he's done.

Don't think of it as losing a daughter...

Also, it's cold as fuck today. Kaze, got a nice scarf you could loan me?

You know it.

[Kazekirimaru]

Though I'm wearing like 5 today cause it's cold as fuck in Michigan

[Kazekirimaru]

You'd think Canada would be colder but Lake-effect weather is pretty crazy stuff

[Calamity]

You guys think I should ship my MODO cards with it being down for a month*? I could see it potentially crashing prices.

Man, I was looking forward to grinding while I'm out of school for the winter too....

*In WotC time, which is like Blizzard/Valve time, which means LOL FOREVER potentially

[Valdarith]

In the long term the prices should hold or even spike if people adhere to the same strategy you are suggesting.

I personally sold off my set of Ash Zealot once they hit 4.5 tix as I think that is her ceiling. I expect her to come down pretty soon. Chandra is starting to dip a bit but I think she still has potential for higher growth once Born of the Gods is released as that set may throw midrange strategies a bone and she could find a home in multiple decklists beyond the two she sees play in now (Gruul and mono red).

[Calamity]

True, maybe if wizards releases a good client prices will skyrocket because, well, the client will actually be good. I was leaning towards keeping them anyway

[hamfactorial]

Is Ashley on a spike right now? I think I'll unload her when I get home, I pawned off my Exavas after they hit 2 tix.

With the Modern season postponed and MTGO taking a dump for a month+, I'm going to pick up a bunch of staples if they start dropping. Looking at you, fetch lands, Goyf, Liliana, etc.

[Valdarith]

mtggoldfish.com for all your price trend needs.

I almost let go of my Exavas at 2 tix but wanted to hold them a little longer to see if they'd go higher. Someone went on a shopping spree and picked up a ton so I thought she could have gone up to almost 3 tix but she peetered out at around 1.5. I think she also has the potential to grow after the second set is released.

[hamfactorial]

Slick, I haven't been there yet. Thanks for the tip, m'bout to make a million tix brah.

[Helios]

Arid Mesa playsets have eclipsed Bloodstained Mire playsets on ebay. Is this the real life?

[rcwraspy]

is this just fantasy?

[Platypus]

Caught in a landslide

[rcwraspy]

no escape from reality

[DroppinSuga]

open your eyes and see

[Platypus]

Look up to the skies and see,

[Helios]

I'm just a poor boy.....

[Platypus]

I need no sympathy,

[DroppinSuga]

because i'm easy come, easy go

[rcwraspy]

because i'm easy come, easy go

[Helios]

A little high, little low