[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Jack]

Threads been mostly terrible today. I am disapointed.

You ain't the only one, brother.

And I mean "brother" in the way that black people do,which I feel is more meaningful.

Shit I swear I just saw this and I'm still not sure what it's from. Zoolander? American Dad? Family Guy?

[Kazekirimaru]

PM'ed.

Out of curiosity, what wash and dry cycles are you washing it in?

I will suspect this is more me. UHHHHHH, I have no idea. running away from computor to look...........returns......The 25 minute cycle on delicates with NO hot water. Dryer is on medium heat. My dryer looks like someone slaughterd a clown in it. Discovered the source of pens. My MOM has been leaving pens in her scrubs jacket. A red pen reaked havoc on a load of towls. The Grandma's spot remover works on the dryer surface as well. The slaughtered clown look of blue and red is gone.

Saw this homemade sign on the
road. Kaze (white german) or Zem (dog), are you missing and don't know it? Approuching the sign, you first notice- Lost White German.

Weird.jpg

I'm French, though.

[Khaospawn]

Right? I think pages 768 and 769 were our worst to date.

I'd like to think that my evaluation on the new Phoenix was a quality post. Looking back, however, I think Z pretty much summed up what I wrote in an earlier post, but much simpler. He's very good at that. I think it has something to do with him living in the future. Like, the 12 or so hours that he has on me gives him special powers.

[Khaospawn]

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=174509#p174509:zvzmhhfu]freedom » Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:21 pm[/url:zvzmhhfu]":zvzmhhfu][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=174505#p174505:zvzmhhfu]Khaospawn » Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:18 pm[/url:zvzmhhfu]":zvzmhhfu][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=174501#p174501:zvzmhhfu]LP, of the Fires » Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:15 pm[/url:zvzmhhfu]":zvzmhhfu]Threads been mostly terrible today. I am disapointed.[/quote:zvzmhhfu]
You ain't the only one, brother.

And I mean "brother" in the way that black people do,which I feel is more meaningful.[/quote:zvzmhhfu]
Shit I swear I just saw this and I'm still not sure what it's from. Zoolander? American Dad? Family Guy?[/quote:zvzmhhfu]
Zoolander.

What is this? A school for ants!?

[zemanjaski]

I'm a French fox, be consistent people.

[Jack]

I'm pretty sure that was on 767.

[zemanjaski]

Jesus God, zeman...just saw details from the Open in Melbourne...108F degrees on the court?! That's insane! We get temps like that here in high summer, but it's hard to imagine as we're going to be seeing temps below 20F tonight.

It's the coolest day this week. It's like hell on earth.

[Khaospawn]

I'm pretty sure that was on 767.

Oh, thank the maker. I didn't want to be the one responsible for stinking up the thread. That's Suga's job after beer and tacos night.

[Jack]

Threads been mostly terrible today. I am disapointed.

You ain't the only one, brother.

And I mean "brother" in the way that black people do,which I feel is more meaningful.

Shit I swear I just saw this and I'm still not sure what it's
from. Zoolander? American Dad? Family Guy?

Zoolander.

What is this? A schoolcenter for ants!?

It needs to be at least........three times that size!

[Khaospawn]

Threads been mostly terrible today. I am disapointed.

You ain't the only one, brother.

And I mean "
brother" in the way that black people do,which I feel is more meaningful.

Shit I swear I just saw this and I'm still not sure what it's from. Zoolander? American Dad? Family Guy?

Zoolander.

What is this? A schoolcenter for ants!?

It needs to be at least........three times that size!

I can derelict my own balls.

[Jack]

New sig idea: The DroppinSuga School for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too

[Khaospawn]

There just has to be more to life than being really, really, really good looking.

[Khaospawn]

New sig idea: The DroppinSuga School for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too

All of my yes.

[Jack]

"I became Bulemic"





"...you can read minds?"

[Khaospawn]

*cough cough * I think I have the Black Lung, pop.

[photodyer]

Jesus God, zeman...just saw details from the Open in Melbourne...108F degrees on the court?! That's insane! We get temps like that here in high summer, but it's hard to imagine as we're going to be seeing temps below 20F tonight.

It's the coolest day this week. It's like hell on earth.

Sending cooling thoughts and the "arctic vortex" we had last week your way...seriously, be safe, stay hydrated and keep a cold Asahi at hand to cool your forehead.

[Kazekirimaru]

I can't turn left.

[Wraith223]

PM'ed.

Out of curiosity, what wash and dry cycles are you washing it in?

I will suspect this is more me. UHHHHHH, I have no idea. running away from computor to look...........returns......The 25 minute cycle on delicates with NO hot water. Dryer is on medium heat. My dryer looks like someone slaughterd a clown in it. Discovered the source of pens. My MOM has been leaving pens in her scrubs jacket. A red pen reaked havoc on
a load of towls. The Grandma's spot remover works on the dryer surface as well. The slaughtered clown look of blue and red is gone.

Saw this homemade sign on the road. Kaze (white german) or Zem (dog), are you missing and don't know it? Approuching the sign, you first notice- Lost White German.

Weird.jpg

I'm French, though.

The weird hitler sig threw me off then. Zem are you refering to Kaze cause that makes sense. If not; you may want to look Foxes as your avatar is a German Shepard.

Remember I said my grandad fell. He goes into surgery wednesday and I got called to be the cook, caregiver, and house caretaker forboth of them till next wednesday. Prey for me as they both have OCD and I am a "B" personality. The both be liberal obama lovers as well.

Will suck up my bitchin and serve with pride.

[Jack]

*cough cough * I think I have the Black Lung, pop.

that cough is hilarious.

[Jack]

770>>>>>>>>>>769 & 768

[zemanjaski]

Asahi is a good call, but anyone else prefer Kirin? In that sort of price range I think it's my favourite beer.

[Self Medicated]

I can't turn left.

Make 3 rights.

[DarthStabber]

Why is everyone so down of forgestoker dragon? Falter-ping is great and a 5/4 is nothing to sneeze at. 6 mana is a bit high, but you can crap him out pretty quick with nykthos and and then use that crazy nykthos mana to burn a hole in their blockers big enough to drive your whole army through.

[Khaospawn]

*cough cough * I think I have the Black Lung, pop.

that cough is hilarious.

The part where he covers himself in soot and leaps out cracks me up every time.

[zemanjaski]

Six mana I need to be summoning Sauron.

[Khaospawn]

Six mana I need to be summoning Sauron.

But don't you need the One Ring to bind him to the [Middle] Earth?

6 mana + sac the One Ring artifact to pay the cost of the spell seems about right.

[Khaospawn]

Why is everyone so down of forgestoker dragon? Falter-ping is great and a 5/4 is nothing to sneeze at. 6 mana is a bit high, but you can crap him out pretty quick with nykthos and and then use that crazy nykthos mana to burn a hole in their blockers big enough to drive your whole army through.

If Kaalia wouldn't touch him, then neither will I.

[RaidaTheBlade]

So, I found a canadian store still offering the new phoenix at presale for $5 a pop...

Think I should pull the trigger on it? Based on the prices elsewhere...

[DarthStabber]

So, I found a canadian store still offering the new phoenix at presale for $5 a pop...

Think I should pull the trigger on it? Based on the prices elsewhere...

If $5 < (what you think the price will be * odds you'll use it) then yes pull the trigger.

[Kazekirimaru]

What if the odds are 1:1?

[RaidaTheBlade]

I think $5 is likely to be around the lowest they cost anyway, so I'm fairly happy.

Heh, apparently it's 5cad as well, so it's slightly less then usd
So my $25cad order is only $23usd

Also, here's the site if anybody else wants to grab 'em. Their prices on everything else is high, guess they just missed the phoenix.
http://cartamagicastore.com/card-games/ ... f-the-gods

[RaidaTheBlade]

Hah! Strike that, I just checked, they've got it listed at $12 a piece now!

I either struck just in time, or they saw my order and quickly changed it afterwords.

[Alex]

Why is everyone so down of forgestoker dragon? Falter-ping is great and a 5/4 is nothing to sneeze at. 6 mana is a bit high, but you can crap him out pretty quick with nykthos and and then use that crazy nykthos mana to burn a hole in their blockers big enough to drive your whole army through.

I just listen to whatever James says even when I think he's wrong, because 'murica.

[Valdarith]

Wife having contractions at 31 weeks. Going to hospital.

[redthirst]

Way early. Good luck.

[Helios]

Sending good vibes your way, Val.

[Kazekirimaru]

Wife having contractions at 31 weeks. Going to hospital.

Let's go! Make that babystrider!

[rcwraspy]

good luck Val!

[RaidaTheBlade]

Here's to ya Val, best of luck!

[Yarpus]

Ok, so cool stuff at the moment:



So, at first it's going to be hard to actually get this card as dumbfucks will try to push it into control without understanding why BoB es good. They'll get their hands burned off as they can't swing with Seer, not to mention "not dying from their excessively high-costed cards". Later, Pain Seer will show his power in two decks I believe - Rakdos Aggro and Dimir Tempo. In Rakdos Aggro he's gonna be just another piece of meat thrown at opponent with that "damned if you don't kill it" clausule. So basically, not that amazing card but for sure not underperformer. I expect him to have a huge impact on UB Tempo tho, this deck is capable of keeping him alive and driving you home with all that CA. Deck full of discard, counterspells and removal
will not have any issue with keeping him alive. Hidden String seems to be some kind of combo with him.



Okay, so this guy is not busted as well - but he'll probably do his job in Mono Red Decks which don't want to get into devotion train. First guess would be PyroRed, but Pyro is more than happy to splash other colours. Still, card is fine but not amazing. It's 5/5 Flying vs Control and 3/3 Haste I Don't Die vs Aggro. Both of these modes are cool and not that easily neglible as they were in case of Vexing Devil which is why I consider that kind of comparison a joke.

Fanatic of Xenagos: fantastic 3CMC drop for Gruul. He's a bit similiar to Loxodon Smiter but slightly worse against Aggro (you can't be sure if he's gonna be a 4/4 block on T2 as someone might decide to give him one-turn +1/+1 and Haste). Still, the overall powerlevel of Gruul is
high enough to actually except great things from that mothafunklar.
Skyreaping: GR Devo deck just got a new shiny toy which says "fuck you demon" if they are fine without Stormbreath Dragon.

Stuff noone should forget: Underworld Cerberus. This bad mofo and whole Sledgehammer archetype is back in Rakdos. Bitches.

4 Rakdos Cackler
4 Firedrinker Satyr
4 Ash Zealot
4 Spike Jester
4 3-CMC Drop
4 Exava, Rakdos Bloodwitch
4 Underworld Cerberus

All this deck needs is some kind of good 3CMC drop. Not sure about that 2/2 guy for 3 who gives Intimidate and Haste. Welp, this deck doesn't generate that much of black Devo.