[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

windstrider · Postby **windstrider** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:01 pm

Now I want to find those inane posts by Aes Sedai and make them my bio on Sally.

@Red - I figured as much. Just giving him crap.

Rolled a 1 this morning: Blunt, surly, uncaffeinated Windstrider.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:04 pm

Now I want to find those inane posts by Aes Sedai and make them my bio on Sally.

I reference them on occasion. Most recently there was a thread on Firedrinker Satyr and I compared people's evaluations of it to Vexing Devil: "Why not just play Bellows Lizard? It's strictly better."

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:05 pm

Nah, he's actually a chill guy from what I can tell. I'm pretty sure he was just fucking with some people.

He's actually the guy I called a "damn dirty casual" which earned me a stern talking to.

Doc: That wasn't even an infracted post.

con·sist·en·cy
kənˈsistənsē/
noun
1.
conformity in the application of something, typically that which is necessary for the sake of logic, accuracy, or fairness.
"the grading system is to be streamlined to ensure greater consistency"
synonyms: uniformity, constancy, regularity, evenness, steadiness, stability, equilibrium;

Send that to the Sally mods plz, kthnx.

windstrider · Postby **windstrider** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:12 pm

Get out of here with your fancy talk and definitions.

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:15 pm

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:37 pm

Sacre [mana]U[/mana]!

I found this hilarious. More than I probably should have.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:57 pm

Definitely more than you should have.

windstrider · Postby **windstrider** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:59 pm

This should make us all feel better.

Boobs. NSFW

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:04 pm

windstrider · Postby **windstrider** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:06 pm

Hush, you. Boobs make everything better.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:09 pm

But, her face.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:12 pm

Is very attractive.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:32 pm

Would tell people I had sex with her.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:34 pm

She's my favorite.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:35 pm

She's my favorite.

Mine too. In fact, I had sex with her.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:36 pm

Mmmmm Ms. Upton

windstrider · Postby **windstrider** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:47 pm

It looks like you're outvoted, Kaze. That's a 5 out of 6 boners for Ms. Upton.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:49 pm

2 of those 5 boners are mine. The other 3 are red's.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:50 pm

I had sex with Katy too. Katy got some big ole titties.

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:50 pm

Kaze's just pretending. He has 2 boners too.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:51 pm

Kate Upton is so fucking gorgeous. I don't even like blondes, but god damn.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:52 pm

She's pretty redick.

That's where I dick her and then dick her again.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:53 pm

Meh, I prefer fapping to anime while stroking my neckbeard.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:02 pm

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:03 pm

Khaos doing his best Chappelle impression.

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:04 pm

Looks like I need to stay off this thread on my work computer for the next page or so.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:05 pm

Khaos doing his best Chappelle impression.

It seemed appropriate.

.....and a banana cognac, bitch!

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:30 pm

Kaze's just pretending. He has 2 boners too.

Kaze is ugly enough to have lowered his standards enough where he can pretend clearly beautiful women are ugly.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:44 pm

She looks like trailer trash to me. Probably because she looks like she hasn't done her roots in a while.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:45 pm

Also her face/teeth make me want to punch a cactus barehanded.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:46 pm

She looks like trailer trash to me. Probably because she looks like she hasn't done her roots in a while.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:05 pm

She looks like trailer trash to me. Probably because she looks like she hasn't done her roots in a while.

Is this real life?

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:05 pm

Hey ladies and fucktards,

I'm going to Korea in a month. I'm going to get some Korean cards while I'm there. Anyone have something they'd like me to look for while I'm there? I'll trade via postal once I get back in April.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:06 pm

Get me a Korean to fix my computer.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:15 pm

Japanese fix electronics, Indians do IT. Don't mix them up - that's racist.

Koreans are angry, loud, and self-centered. All a Korean could do is yell ching-chong at your computer over and over.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:17 pm

What the fuck was that.

Even if you're trying to be funny...you're not.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:23 pm

Korean break your computer?

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:24 pm

Koreans are angry, loud, and self-centered.

That sounds more like Americans. All the Koreans I met were very polite.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:25 pm

I've made many Korean friends from my time as a wc3 semi-pro. You're being dumb I hope.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:27 pm

Very sorry, but do you know how hard it is to come up with Korean stereotypes? There's not a whole lot to work with - I had to Google those.

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