[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[rcwraspy]

Everybody should just give up. Nothing will ever be bigger or badasser or more correct than anything regarding Texas.

[rcwraspy]

Yeah, there's people stranded all over north Alabama because the roads were ill prepared for the ice. We just don't get this kind of weather very often and don't have a lot of the things northern municipalities take for granted. That includes our power lines. Those will go out much more easily than the ones up north.

Yeah Alabama I can definitely see. But I thought Redthirst was from NC? Don't you guys get a LITTLE snow each winter?

[redthirst]

Even my dick is bigger in Texas.

[redthirst]

Yeah, there's people stranded all over north Alabama because the roads were ill prepared for the ice. We just don't get this kind of weather very often and don't have a lot of the things northern municipalities take for granted. That includes our power lines. Those will go out much more easily than the ones up north.

Yeah Alabama I can definitely see. But I thought Redthirst was from NC? Don't you guys get a LITTLE snow each winter?

SC. Last time I remember us getting snow was 5-6 years ago.

[Khaospawn]

Even my dick is bigger in Texas.

Satellite imaging has, indeed, confirmed this to be true.

[redthirst]

I remember the great blizzard of '08.

It snowed for dozens of minutes.

Flakes big enough to see from inside the house.

[Self Medicated]

Meanwhile, in Northern Cali, we need around 17 inches of rain by the end of February to break this drought. Looks like we're in it for the long haul.

Oh, shut up. In texas (Hill Country) we have been in a nasty drought for 5 years. My lake near by is a mud pit (median Lake). My neighbors wells have gone dry. Housing development has stopped in certain areas as water wells that were thought to be good are dry now. The ranch WAY down the road from me trucks in water everyday for his cattle.

It's bad when you get 3 inches of rain and absolutely NOTHING happens. 5 inches>>>&
gt;nothing happens. We need 24 inches to do anything.

Drought sucks and if you think that's bad; wait for the impending flood to follow. Nature is so not cool.

Wraith, apparently, is pissed off at everyone.

[TBuzzsaw]

You all need to get laid.

[hamfactorial]

The human centipede ? Fantastic film , especially the second episode. But if you want to watch something beyond any lkevel of decency watch "A Serbian Film". Altough then you could think i am mentally disturbed for suggesting it.

That movie is ridiculous, I can't unsee the things it made me see.

[redthirst]

You all need to get laid.

Quit hitting on me.

[DroppinSuga]

u mad bros?

[Kaitscralt]

The rest of the world is not Canada. We can't help ourselves cause emotions (Windstrider point), customs, religion, and political beliefs get in the way. Most can be ignored, but others cannot. World Peace is boring and I don't want to hold hands. Blame me.

"The rest of the world is not Canada?" Excuse me?

My point is: you don't want your country judged by it's lunatic fringe and yet you turn around and do exactly that
to others. Do you not see the issue with that line of thought? The middle East isn't composed primarily of woman-stoners and beheaders any more than the US is composed of school-shooters and Westboro Baptists.

You are excused.

Been shot before and will take the bullet every time as I have yet to see a survivor of a beheading. How are Westboro Baptists dangerous? At worst you get a bad sermon or the runs from crap cooking? Forgive me, I actually have no idea who the Westboro Baptists are. If I were you; I would have rolled with the drug cartel argument instead of a bunch of geriatrics.

I have a question about YOUR country. Have you seen, with your own eyes, the giant beaver dam? I saw it on satellite images and thought that was amazing.

Google Westboro Baptist Church.

[Kaitscralt]

You all need to get laid.

this

this to the max

[Khaospawn]

TBuzz, I love that new avatar.

[DroppinSuga]

You all need to get laid.

this

this to the max

Can I borrow a mask?

[Kazekirimaru]

You all need to get laid.

this

this to the max

Can I borrow a mask?

For yourself or her?

[hamfactorial]

You all need to get laid.

Not this guy though, real pussy slayer

[Self Medicated]

You all need to get laid.

I need the sex.

[TBuzzsaw]

You all need to get laid.

Quit hitting on me.

But this bitch be thirsty.

TBuzz, I love that new avatar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7dSJN5LgsE

[Wraith223]

You are excused.

Been shot before and will take the bullet every time as I have yet to see a survivor of a beheading. How are Westboro Baptists dangerous? At worst you get a bad sermon or the runs from crap cooking? Forgive me, I actually have no idea who the Westboro Baptists are. If I were you; I would have rolled with the drug cartel argument instead of a bunch of geriatrics.

I have a question about YOUR country. Have you seen, with your own eyes, the giant beaver dam? I saw it on satellite images and thought that was amazing.

You missed the point like a champ.

But no,
I've not seen the dam in person.

If it's not a bullet point; Texans tend to be hit or miss. We like war. What can I say?
Damn, You should go see that cause it looks awesome.

Even my dick is bigger in Texas.

Indeed. Imagine your dick and the worlds largest Beaver damn coming together. I just want to news headlines of "Worlds largest dick and beaver" in the same sentence.

@Self Medicated, I am pissed at everyone equally most of the time. Currently my temper is shorter here as I have to fake being nice with my liberal puke grand parents. I found my fresh Sour Dough bread this morning. My grandmother put
it in the FUCKING FREEZER! WTF! God damn it....I just found my marinara sauce in the freezer to. WHY?
She gets up at 2 am to dig through the fridge for no fucking reason. I just really want to go home from Corpus Christi, Texas. BAD!

You all need to get laid.

You are so right.

[redthirst]

You all need to get laid.

Not this guy though, real pussy slayer

Loves the V.

[Kaitscralt]

V Hunter D

[redthirst]

You all need to get laid.

Quit hitting on me.

But this bitch be thirsty.

[GoblinWarchief]

if you want to watch something beyond any lkevel of decency...

I do not.

Come on, you'd like it. It's half horror half porn. Technically torture porn. Ask hamfactorial if you don't believe me ...

[hamfactorial]

Brain bleach needed

[redthirst]

If I wanted to watch torture porn I'd put a camera in my dungeon, thanks.

[Kazekirimaru]

Brain bleach needed

++

[Kazekirimaru]

I only read a text synopsis of the movie and its sequel and was disgusted.

[Kaitscralt]

To Google!

[hamfactorial]

GW is from Italy, the country that brought us Salò. He has a higher tolerance for these things.

[Kaitscralt]

Sounds like a case summary at work. Pass.

[DroppinSuga]

That movie sounds seriously fucked.

[Kazekirimaru]

GW is from Italy, the country that brought us Salò. He has a higher tolerance for these things.

Never heard of it. Looked it up.

I don't understand how people enjoy these sorts of movies.

[Kaitscralt]

They don't, they just pretend to -- except for those who aren't pretending, the sorts of people I deal with.

[RedNihilist]

It's a bit more complicated than that...

[Kazekirimaru]

I understand the whole "getting a glimpse of the dark aspects of humanity" thing but still. No. Nonono.

[hamfactorial]

I went on a disturbing movie marathon for a few weeks because I wanted to see if I was really a sociopath or if I was just pretending to score hipster points.

I was pleased to find that I didn't enjoy or get pleasure from watching people suffer, but I had a high tolerance for viewing them. Perhaps that will come in handy come the zombie apocalypse.

[Kaitscralt]

It's a bit more complicated than that...

no. i've never been wrong before and i'm not wrong now

[RedNihilist]

First thing first: I'm italian as well and I can't even stand Last tango in Paris, let alone Salò.
Pasolini was REALLY fucked up and wanted to shoot a film about how power fucks up people, then mixed up a script by De Sade (which was french, by the way) and the end of fascism.
I'll never watch that movie, but it was not intended to be pleasing in the first place.

[RedNihilist]

It's a bit more complicated than that...

no. i've never been wrong before and i'm not wrong now