[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[LP, of the Fires]

Australia's offering to take people seperating from the American military.

[TBuzzsaw]

There was an old Hong Kong movie that was supposively based off a true story that traumatized me as a kid. A guy killed an entire family and some employees at a restaurant and served them as pork buns to customers. The blood and gore was too much, and the whole scene where he's killing each kid one by one is just disturbing. The actor won some awards for his performance in the movie.

I found it on youtube this past weekend, and I made the mistake of watching it again. It's still really gruesome and I'm sure the child actors have grown up traumatized.

[redthirst]

Foreign films you should watch:

Battle Royale

That is all.

[TBuzzsaw]

I love Battle Royale. The sequel sucked though.

[Dechs Kaison]

Does Jet Li's Fearless count as a foreign film? What about Ip Man?

Both of those are favorites of mine.

[hamfactorial]

Did anyone see the remake of Oldboy? I avoided it because #hipster.

[Kaitscralt]

You're too fat to be a hipster

[Self Medicated]

Foreign films you should watch:

Battle Royale

That is all.

Agreed. The entire premise is insane, but holy crap, what a crazy flick.

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I love Battle Royale. The sequel sucked though.

Yes. I was glued to the screen while watching the original. I forced myself through about half of the sequel, couldn't stand how horrible it was, and turned it off.

[DocLawless]

Does Jet Li's Fearless count as a foreign film? What about Ip Man?

Both of those are favorites of mine.

I think so. Both were products of Chinese studios, IIRC.

[TubeHunter]

Never say never.

I mean jb is Canadian, so it technically counts right?

[TBuzzsaw]

Foreign films you should watch:

Battle Royale

That is all.

Agreed. The entire premise is insane, but holy crap, what a crazy flick.

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I love Battle Royale. The sequel sucked though.

Yes. I was glued to the screen while watching the original. I forced myself through about half of the sequel, couldn't stand how horrible it was, and turned it off.

The crazy teacher totally made up
for it though.

[Wraith223]

I just googled Westboro Bapt. Church and Human Centipede.

The church is just a bunch of retards. Who cares? I don't see them overthrowing governments. Not impressed enough to even add them as an argument that America is hateful. We don't have the untouchables as India has or the sub class of the Indian race that is mistreated in South America.

The movie is lame and not medically possible. Our E. Coli is unique as your fingerprint, thus passing human waste to another is not possible as the next body only gets the left over food. Thus chaining the third person is just stupid. I could discuss the attached twin theory, but no one would care unless they write "B" movies for a living. I was not really grossed out by the movie. It is just a fetish movie for weirdos.

Well I have to make dinner for my grandparents. Talk later.

[Kazekirimaru]

> Reads about human centipede
> Makes observations about human waste
> Goes to make dinner

Texas must be a seriously calloused place.

[Dechs Kaison]

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.


Actually, there's nothing wrong with your word choice. I just couldn't help myself, seeing your avatar.

[hamfactorial]

You're too fat to be a hipster

I was fat before it was cool

[Kaitscralt]

and you always will be cause it never will be

[Khaospawn]

Does Jet Li's Fearless count as a foreign film? What about Ip Man?

Both of those are favorites of mine.

I love Ip Man. The first two were good. The third one sucked. The fourth was ok.

[hamfactorial]

and you always will be cause it never will be

Keep fat shaming me and I'll keep voting Democrat.

[Khaospawn]

I'll keep shopping smart. S-mart.

[Valdarith]

I'll keep shopping smart. S-mart.

Such a good movie.

[hamfactorial]

The dead aren't really evil, they're just the product of systemic racism and a broken educational system. #Obama3rdTerm #TaxSMart

[RedNihilist]

I just googled Westboro Bapt. Church and Human Centipede.

The church is just a bunch of retards. Who cares? I don't see them overthrowing governments. Not impressed enough to even add them as an argument that America is hateful. We don't have the untouchables as India has or the sub class of the Indian race that is mistreated in South America.

The movie is lame and not medically possible. Our E. Coli is unique as your fingerprint, thus passing human waste to another is not possible as the next body only gets the left over food. Thus chaining the third person is just stupid. I could discuss the attached twin theory, but no one would care unless they write "B" movies for a living. I was not really grossed out by the movie. It is just a fetish movie
for weirdos.

Well I have to make dinner for my grandparents. Talk later.

If this can help you, I didn't know what Westboro shit things was either, so I couldn't extend my impression of them on the whole 'murica even if I wanted to.
You should start to realize that you're the only one that's keeping up that argument, though.

[Pendulum]

See, theoretically, it would be possible to recycle one person's crapulence to the next person, as long as their own internal biologies allowed it; overloading the first person's system with a large amount of proteins, for instance, would not only force their bodies to expel some to the next person in line willing to swallow the shit, but would also make their system inefficient at processing vitamins and other healthy shit, thereby allowing the next person to get enough of those as well to sustain at least some sort of half-dead existence... and this could, again theoretically, be continued ad nauseum, as long as the influx of shit from one person to the next was large enough. Then your biggest problem becomes what happens when the first person starts suffering from morbidity and starts to decay in their own skin, while those on the end of the "chain" suffer from an
influx of expelled shit composed mostly of atrophied muscle tissue, the lack of proper nutrition probably driving them mad almost as fast as being incapable of preventing themselves from consuming someone else's shit.
But enough about the Westboro Baptist Church.

[Khaospawn]

FEED HER!

[zemanjaski]

Tech help Pendi. When I visit MTGS the page is zoomed out and I don't know how to get it back to normal resolution.

[hamfactorial]

Z:

CTRL+0 resets font sizes to normal in most browsers.

[hamfactorial]

See, theoretically, it would be possible to recycle one person's crapulence to the next person, as long as their own internal biologies allowed it; overloading the first person's system with a large amount of proteins, for instance, would not only force their bodies to expel some to the next person in line willing to swallow the shit, but would also make their system inefficient at processing vitamins and other healthy shit, thereby allowing the next person to get enough of those as well to sustain at least some sort of half-dead existence... and this could, again theoretically, be continued ad nauseum, as long as the influx of shit from one person to the next was large enough. Then your biggest problem becomes what
happens when the first person starts suffering from morbidity and starts to decay in their own skin, while those on the end of the "chain" suffer from an influx of expelled shit composed mostly of atrophied muscle tissue, the lack of proper nutrition probably driving them mad almost as fast as being incapable of preventing themselves from consuming someone else's shit.
But enough about the Westboro Baptist Church.

[Jack]

Z:

CTRL+0 resets font sizes to normal in most browsers.

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[TBuzzsaw]

Topic of Monday: Shooting dogs
Topic of Tuesday: Fecal eating


Everyone here needs to be registered with the police.

[Self Medicated]

Everyone here needs to be registered with the police.

Implying that we're not ALREADY registered.

[DroppinSuga]

Any of you EDH players, go check out my Elves thread and help a brotha out.

[TBuzzsaw]

Everyone here needs to be registered with the police.

Implying that we're not ALREADY registered.

Touche.

[hamfactorial]

Everyone here needs to be registered with the police.

Implying that we're not ALREADY registered.

Implying that we'd register

[Self Medicated]

Everyone here needs to be registered with the police.

Implying that we're not ALREADY registered.

Implying that we'd register

[DerWille]

So, going off that copied and pasted article about BNG draft that was like 4 pages ago...

I'll probably pick white at the prerelease. I've noticed that I have the most success in Theros draft by running heroic. It works well with combat tricks or bestow and lets you punish people who stumble on their mana or curve which seems to be often.

If you're trying to hunt for mythics in the seeded pack, Wizards said that only gods will appear in them.

[Lightning_Dolt]

Playing red if I'm well enough to go.

[GoblinWarchief]

FEED HER!

ahahahhah

well, it's not that i enjoy this kind of film, they really disturb me like they would disturb every normal people. It all started a lot of years ago ( i was about 16) when i started watching horror films every week with my friends... the thing went on and in the end we found ourselves watching the worst films you could imagine in a sort of challenge to resist ... in the end i developed a sort of shell, i am not impressed anymore by those disgusting things.

[Kazekirimaru]

There are so many fucked up people in this clan.

I finally belong somewhere. <3

[Yarpus]

Any protips or neat CV sheets?

[Alex]

So I'm not going to read the thread since I haven't posted in almost a week, but it's fucking snowing here and I am miserable. I hate snow like whoa.