[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[redthirst]

I just assumed you find serial killing to be both funny and sexy...

[Yarpus]

Breaking Bad was fine romcomm to watch. Duh.

[Purp]

The best anime is the one I don't have to watch.

[Pedros]

Although, since you're Polish, Death Note probably fits that discription too.

Why Death Note is love com for Polish people? I am also from Poland...

[rcwraspy]

oh god the poles are invading... what do we do?

[windstrider]

The best anime is the one I don't have to watch.

I don't watch much anime, but no.

[Yarpus]

Apparently we're more badass and manly than the rest of humankind.

[Dechs Kaison]

Yarpus, have you seen Eden of the East? That sounds like what you're looking for.

[redthirst]

I judge all of Poland on Yarpus. Consequently, Pedbro, your country and everyone in it scare the living shit out of me.

[windstrider]

How do you get a one-armed Polack out of a tree?

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Wave to him.

[Kaitscralt]

Kait; Asuka or Rei? Better character.

Asuka is more complex and interesting, whereas Rei is an archetypal character found in many anime (Chobits, for example).

dun matter, asuka is a redhead. christina hendricks is the only acceptable redhead.

[Dechs Kaison]

How do you get a one-armed Polack out of a tree?

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Wave to him.

Why should you never call someone a stupid Pollack?

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It's redundant.

[Kaitscralt]

Zem has some great Korean jokes, really raunchy racist stuff

[Dechs Kaison]

Zem has some great Korean jokes, really raunchy racist stuff

These I need to hear. I'm flying over there in about a week.

[Dechs Kaison]

I think the most offensive thing I've seen lately was a picture of a Kamikaze pilot with the caption "YORO!"

[redthirst]

Zem has some great Korean jokes, really raunchy racist stuff

These I need to hear. I'm flying over there in about a week.

It's more sad than funny. He hates them because they broke his computer.

[Yarpus]

How does every Polish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.

[Dechs Kaison]

Polish jokes are boring anyway. They're all the same.

I prefer French jokes.

American: "Excuse me sir, do you speak any German?"
Frenchman: "No, I do not."
American: "You're welcome."

[redthirst]

French military rifles for sale - never fired - only dropped once.

[Dechs Kaison]

How do you get the French to run this way?

Point the opposite direction and say "Germans!"

[Helios]

Kait; Asuka or Rei? Better character.

Asuka is more complex and interesting, whereas Rei is an archetypal character found in many anime (Chobits, for example).

dun matter, asuka is a redhead. christina hendricks is the only acceptable redhead.

This is an excellent point.

[zemanjaski]

I find Asuka a lot more attractive than Hendricks. I think we've arrived at the core of my many problems.

[zemanjaski]

Americans making World War Two jokes is kind of disgraceful tbh.

[redthirst]

zem getting pissy about every little thing is kind of annoying tbh.

[zemanjaski]

Meh.

[zemanjaski]

There's very few topics I actually care enough about to be oppositional about; that people here keep revisiting them is why it seems that way.

[redthirst]

That doesn't make it any better. If you were just against offensive stuff in general, that'd be one thing, but the fact that you have absolutely no problem with anything unless you happen to find it even slightly offensive is annoying as fuck.

Someone: Make fun of Poland.
zem: Whatever, don't care.
Someone: Make fun of France.
zem: Hey asshole, be more sensitive.

[zemanjaski]

Tough.

If Yarpus or Pedros decided they didn't like it you can believe I'd be complaining about that too.

[photodyer]

Okay gentlemen...will it be fisticuffs or pistols at 30 paces?

[RedNihilist]

What would have changed in redthirst if germans had won WW2?

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[Dechs Kaison]

How about golf jokes?

James and Joe go golfing one day. James slices his ball into a ravine. He takes his six iron down with him to find his ball.
When he gets down there, he finds a shiny piece of metal. After kicking some dirt off, he realizes that it's another six iron.
He tugs at it to find that it's still being held by a skeleton.

"Joe! We got a problem down here!"
"What is it?"
"Throw down my five iron. You can't get out of here with a six."

[redthirst]

Tough.

Funny, I was going to say the same to you.

How about you don't bitch about every little thing and I won't bitch about you bitching? Fair?

[rcwraspy]

Americans making World War Two jokes is kind of disgraceful tbh.

I'm not trying to pick a fight, but I'm curious why, exactly? Is there something you dislike about USA's involvement in WW2? Or is it the fact that USA has adopted a culture of making fun of France (which I also dislike, fwiw)?

[zemanjaski]

Mostly American companies profiting from selling weapons to both sides and proving funding and technology to the death camps. Also, every monument I saw when I was there incorrectly stated the dates of the war; I don't even know what to say about that.

[Pendulum]

How about golf jokes?

James and Joe go golfing one day. James slices his ball into a ravine. He takes his six iron down with him to find his ball.
When he gets down there, he finds a shiny piece of metal. After kicking some dirt off, he realizes that it's another six iron.
He tugs at it to find that it's still being held by a skeleton.

"Joe! We got a problem down here!"
"What is it?"
"Throw down my five iron. You can't get out of here with a six."

Joe knocks on the door and Sam's wife answers it.
"I'm sorry to tell you this, miss, but while we were playing golf Sam had a heart attack and died on the third tee."
"Oh my God, that's horrible!" cries his wife, tears in her eyes.
"
You're telling me," Joe answered. "All day long, it was 'hit the ball, drag Sam, hit the ball, drag Sam.'"

[zemanjaski]

How about golf jokes?

James and Joe go golfing one day. James slices his ball into a ravine. He takes his six iron down with him to find his ball.
When he gets down there, he finds a shiny piece of metal. After kicking some dirt off, he realizes that it's another six iron.
He tugs at it to find that it's still being held by a skeleton.

"Joe! We got a problem down here!"
"What is it?"
"Throw down my five iron. You can't get out of here with a six."

I like.

[Dechs Kaison]

Joe knocks on the door and Sam's wife answers it.
"I'm sorry to tell you this, miss, but while we were playing golf Sam had a heart attack and died on the third tee."
"Oh my God, that's horrible!" cries his wife, tears in her eyes.
"You're telling me," Joe answered. "All day long, it was 'hit the ball, drag Sam, hit the ball, drag Sam.'"

Ha!

Alright, so this one's a little longer.

Sam goes to a new golf course. At the front desk, he asks for eighteen holes and a caddy.
"Well, I can give you the eighteen holes, but we don't have any available caddys right now. I'll tell you what. You can play your eighteen holes for free if you take one of our newfangled robot caddys with you and fill
out a review when you're done."
Sam agrees to the offer and takes the robot.
At the first hole, the robot suggest a strange club for his second shot that Sam never would have picked. It seemed odd, but Sam decided to use it anyway, at least to be able to give a fair review.
He takes the shot and manages to land the ball in the hole for a birdie.
The robot's suggestions continued to be strange, but they never failed Sam. He finished the course well under par, the best game of his life.
He filled out a superb review of the robot.

A month later he came back to the golf course, this time asking for eighteen holes and one of the robot caddys. He didn't care how much it cost.
"Well, I can give you the eighteen holes, but we had to get rid of the robot caddys. There were too many customer complaints."
"Who complained? The one I had was fantastic!"
"Well, it wasn't the people using them. You see, they were very reflective, so the sunlight was distracting too many other
players."

The Punchline

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"Couldn't you have just painted them flat black?"
"Well, we tried that, but that's when things really went south. Four stopped coming to work altogether, three vandalized the caddyshack, and the last one tried to rob the place."

[redthirst]

Mostly American companies profiting from selling weapons to both sides and proving funding and technology to the death camps. Also, every monument I saw when I was there incorrectly stated the dates of the war; I don't even know what to say about that.

Never noticed any incorrectly dated war memorials so I can't comment on that, but you do realize there is a fundamental difference between present day American citizens and early 20th century private businesses in America... right?

Like, those things are completely unrelated.

I get that you have a hard-on for the French and don't like America, but c'mon... that's
really reaching.

[Khaospawn]

Mostly American companies profiting from selling weapons to both sides and proving funding and technology to the death camps.

It's not just American companies. Though they did, and continue, to make a profit off of war. The thing is, war is just profitable. Companies and scumbags everywhere make a profit off of both sides on every war.

The worst part about the human species? We start wars to generate profits.

Also, there were many Jews who profited from death camps and the Holocaust and can be connected to some of these major companies at the time. Just thought I'd put that out there.

[Khaospawn]

Hell, when you think about, it's not even the countries that should be guilty. It's the bankers. Central banking essentially puts a country's politics in the hands of a few men. Men with interests on both sides and with the capability to manipulate the puppet strings through the debts the countries owe them.

So you see, it's not the countries we should be mad at. It's the filthy fucking rich we should hate.