[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[zemanjaski]

Position noted. I still think you're funny.

[Kaitscralt]

or her face

[Kaitscralt]

we have a nuwen and a nms and a scumbag belza to consider

[Kazekirimaru]

That feel when I didn't know any of the references/quotes in the last 1.5 pages.

[Kaitscralt]

that feel when people say feel months after it stopped being funny

[DarthStabber]

Of course zem's arrogant, that took me all of 4 post on sally to determine (before I ever joined), why are we acting like this is some new revelation? He's achieved enough to at least partially justify it. Is it annoying sometimes? Certainty. But we all have our own personality traits/flaws, and arrogance is something we have a surfeit of clanwide, he's just got the most. Let the council handle this sort of issue. Personally I think that we'd be worse off without him, even if he's annoying sometimes, but who the fuck am I?

I have a novel idea, let's talk about magic cards.

I am thinking about building a Xenagos, god revels commander deck and I need some card draw for it. Current thoughts: ohran viper, harmonize, garruk caller of beasts, and domri rade. What am I missing?

[Kazekirimaru]

A good idea.

/madding'd

[Khaospawn]

That feel when I didn't know any of the references/quotes in the last 1.5 pages.

Go watch Airplane! and then come back and thank me.

[Kazekirimaru]

Will it make me put my hands in the fucking air?

[hamfactorial]

No, that's too mainstream

[Khaospawn]

You'll make some fucking noise, though.

[DarthStabber]

Will it make me put my hands in the fucking air?

And wave them like you care, but only a little.

[Dechs Kaison]

Wow. I'm almost sorry for what I started.

Tangential: redthirst, I can't recognize you anymore without your Malcom avatar.

Tertiary: Anyone good with making avatars? I love the theme of mine, I just wanted some cleaner effects maybe.

[DocLawless]

Wow. I'm almost sorry for what I started.

Tangential: redthirst, I can't recognize you anymore without your Malcom avatar.

Tertiary: Anyone good with making avatars? I love the theme of mine, I just wanted some cleaner effects maybe.

NerdBoyWonder, I summon thee.

[Blackhound]

"Walks in"

PENIS


"Walks out"

[Khaospawn]

Dechs - Nerdboywonder does amazing things with Photoshop.

[DarthStabber]

Dechs - Nerdboywonder does amazing things with Photoshop.

He's done most of our sigs, and did a fantastic job at that.

[Kaitscralt]

"Walks in"

PENIS


"Walks out"

spamming penis has led to the rapid deletion of entire sub-fora

[Lightning_Dolt]

I slept for 5 hours and this thread moved four pages... Jesus Christ.

[Dechs Kaison]

I slept for 5 hours and this thread moved four pages... Jesus Christ.

This reminds me of a joke.

Jesus walks into an inn, puts three nails down on the counter and says "Can you put me up for the night?"

[Khaospawn]

Know what that means, JS? Don't go to sleep


1,2 Khaos is coming for you....
3,4 Zem is at your door
5,6 Fear redthirst's dick
7,8 Better run from Kait
9,10 Never sleep again.

[LP, of the Fires]

See, now I'm sure we need the embrinomicon cause that was gold.

[Khaospawn]

Yeah, I thought red was supposed to be working on that.

[windstrider]

Can my title be "Sexual Tyrannosaur"?

Anything less would be inappropriate.

[redthirst]

I'm busy not working on it which is basically the same thing.

But yeah... completely forgot about that.

[redthirst]

I mean... don't you worry about the Embernomicon, let me worry about blank.

[windstrider]

That feel when I didn't know any of the references/quotes in the last 1.5 pages.

Wait? Seriously?

[Jack]

Right? Last week, I found out that two of my buddies had gone the first 16 years of their lives without ever seeing Airplane! I quickly put an end to that.

[Khaospawn]

I just wanted to let you all know that we're counting on you. And good luck.

[DroppinSuga]

Wow, that's the most I've ever been talked about. I can't believe Zem thinks I would try to hurt his feelings, lol. Madding says the same thing and his joke gets graded, mine gets ten page rants and hate filled messages in a Mafia game. Oh well. Can't win 'em all.

I officially applied to be an EMT today. It's just a formality and I'll be able to join as soon as I can get the interview done.

[Dechs Kaison]

Hey. You all like Boros? You all like EDH? You all like MLD?

Let me know how to make this list better.

[Khaospawn]

Suga, on a scale of 1-10, how turned on would you be if you found me passed out and you had to give mouth-to-mouth?

[DroppinSuga]

I'd ejaculate in my pants before our lips touched.

[Khaospawn]

So....that's an 11 then.

[Khaospawn]

[DroppinSuga]

12, probably.

[Dechs Kaison]

There are two kinds of people in this world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

[Khaospawn]

Ha!

[LP, of the Fires]

The like button has made me such the laziest poster.

In other news, I need to find a decent hearthstone website. In all actuality I probably quite the game when I hit legendary, but maybe I stat hooked. I recently made the discovery that playing hearthstone has directly led to me tilting less at magic tournaments since instead of playing magic all the time, when I'm frustrated, I just play hearthstone and hate that instead.

[Khaospawn]

It's cool to hate.