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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:13 pm

Position noted. I still think you're funny.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:37 pm

or her face
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:38 pm

we have a nuwen and a nms and a scumbag belza to consider
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:46 pm

That feel when I didn't know any of the references/quotes in the last 1.5 pages.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:49 pm

that feel when people say feel months after it stopped being funny

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Postby DarthStabber » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:50 pm

Of course zem's arrogant, that took me all of 4 post on sally to determine (before I ever joined), why are we acting like this is some new revelation? He's achieved enough to at least partially justify it. Is it annoying sometimes? Certainty. But we all have our own personality traits/flaws, and arrogance is something we have a surfeit of clanwide, he's just got the most. Let the council handle this sort of issue. Personally I think that we'd be worse off without him, even if he's annoying sometimes, but who the fuck am I?

I have a novel idea, let's talk about magic cards.

I am thinking about building a Xenagos, god revels commander deck and I need some card draw for it. Current thoughts: ohran viper, harmonize, garruk caller of beasts, and domri rade. What am I missing?
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:52 pm

A good idea.

/madding'd
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:53 pm

That feel when I didn't know any of the references/quotes in the last 1.5 pages.
Go watch Airplane! and then come back and thank me.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:55 pm

Will it make me put my hands in the fucking air?
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:55 pm

No, that's too mainstream

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:56 pm

You'll make some fucking noise, though.
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Postby DarthStabber » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:56 pm

Will it make me put my hands in the fucking air?
And wave them like you care, but only a little.
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:02 am

Wow. I'm almost sorry for what I started.

Tangential: redthirst, I can't recognize you anymore without your Malcom avatar.

Tertiary: Anyone good with making avatars? I love the theme of mine, I just wanted some cleaner effects maybe.
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Postby DocLawless » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:06 am

Wow. I'm almost sorry for what I started.

Tangential: redthirst, I can't recognize you anymore without your Malcom avatar.

Tertiary: Anyone good with making avatars? I love the theme of mine, I just wanted some cleaner effects maybe.
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Postby Blackhound » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:07 am

"Walks in"

PENIS


"Walks out"

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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:07 am

Dechs - Nerdboywonder does amazing things with Photoshop.
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Postby DarthStabber » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:09 am

Dechs - Nerdboywonder does amazing things with Photoshop.
He's done most of our sigs, and did a fantastic job at that.
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:10 am

"Walks in"

PENIS


"Walks out"
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:17 am

I slept for 5 hours and this thread moved four pages... Jesus Christ.

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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:19 am

I slept for 5 hours and this thread moved four pages... Jesus Christ.
This reminds me of a joke.

Jesus walks into an inn, puts three nails down on the counter and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:20 am

Know what that means, JS? Don't go to sleep


1,2 Khaos is coming for you....
3,4 Zem is at your door
5,6 Fear redthirst's dick
7,8 Better run from Kait
9,10 Never sleep again.
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Postby LP, of the Fires » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:37 am

See, now I'm sure we need the embrinomicon cause that was gold.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:39 am

Yeah, I thought red was supposed to be working on that.
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Postby windstrider » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:40 am

Can my title be "Sexual Tyrannosaur"?
Anything less would be inappropriate.
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Postby redthirst » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:42 am

I'm busy not working on it which is basically the same thing.

But yeah... completely forgot about that.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby redthirst » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:42 am

I mean... don't you worry about the Embernomicon, let me worry about blank.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby windstrider » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:43 am

That feel when I didn't know any of the references/quotes in the last 1.5 pages.
:no:

Wait? Seriously?
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Postby Jack » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:47 am

Right? Last week, I found out that two of my buddies had gone the first 16 years of their lives without ever seeing Airplane! I quickly put an end to that.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:48 am

I just wanted to let you all know that we're counting on you. And good luck.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:13 am

Wow, that's the most I've ever been talked about. I can't believe Zem thinks I would try to hurt his feelings, lol. Madding says the same thing and his joke gets graded, mine gets ten page rants and hate filled messages in a Mafia game. Oh well. Can't win 'em all.

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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:14 am

Hey. You all like Boros? You all like EDH? You all like MLD?

Let me know how to make this list better.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:15 am

Suga, on a scale of 1-10, how turned on would you be if you found me passed out and you had to give mouth-to-mouth?
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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:16 am

I'd ejaculate in my pants before our lips touched.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:17 am

So....that's an 11 then.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:17 am

:unibrow:
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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:18 am

12, probably.
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:18 am

There are two kinds of people in this world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:20 am

Ha!
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Postby LP, of the Fires » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:23 am

The like button has made me such the laziest poster.

In other news, I need to find a decent hearthstone website. In all actuality I probably quite the game when I hit legendary, but maybe I stat hooked. I recently made the discovery that playing hearthstone has directly led to me tilting less at magic tournaments since instead of playing magic all the time, when I'm frustrated, I just play hearthstone and hate that instead.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:32 am

It's cool to hate.
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