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Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:05 pm

I assume her fat rolls emit a Bender-like "woooo" that act as a siren song for passerby

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:48 pm

I think I actually saw the show on TLC that picture is from. If I remember correctly, that woman is from Mexico.

TubeHunter · Postby **TubeHunter** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:53 pm

I feel like we are discussing this way too much.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:54 pm

theres a lot of her to discuss

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:03 pm

Is it just me, or is the rain-on-your-parade atmosphere for this upcoming St. Patrick's Day getting kind of out of hand? Don't get me wrong, I love me a good article about how our subjective consciousness is complete jack-fuckery make believe, but it seems like every other story is just meant to be a buzzkill.

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:15 pm

Is it just me, or is the rain-on-your-parade atmosphere for this upcoming St. Patrick's Day getting kind of out of hand? Don't get me wrong, I love me a good article about how our subjective consciousness is complete jack-fuckery make believe, but it seems like every other story is just meant to be a buzzkill.

I feel like the things you read about are in your mind

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:16 pm

yeah, he is a crazy person

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:26 pm

I was born in 200 log cabins.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:30 pm

Lies, lies and slander

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:34 pm

In a classroom, waiting for a test to start, people are trying to figure out formulas LITERALLY IN THE HANDOUTS THEY ARE READING

meanwhile I figured it out by simply typing in angular velocity equation on my phone

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:36 pm

you should instead figure it out by asking our resident rocket scientist.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:37 pm

On an unrelated note, I think I'm going to adapt my EDH deck into Jhoira for maximum unfunness

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:51 pm

Prepare for maximum kill-on-sight at your table.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:30 pm

prepare for vagina gouging

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:39 pm

Let the pussy slaying commence

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:30 pm

Prepare for maximum kill-on-sight at your table.

They aint got shit

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:31 pm

I took em to town with a 60 land ashling the pilgrim deck

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:32 pm

Not even snow covered

Postby **Stardust** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:40 pm

Ashling the Pilgrim is the best EDH deck ever conceived...

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:43 pm

All the board wipes.

But the blind seer!

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:44 pm

Invoke prejudice so good

Postby **Stardust** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:45 pm

I've never had the displeasure of playing against that card, but yes, it is.

Postby **Stardust** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:46 pm

When Ashling explodes it's not just a two for one, it's like a twenty for zero. Seriously.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:49 pm

Invoke prejudice so good

I'm guessing you play it with no creatures in play?

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:06 pm

I took em to town with a 60 land ashling the pilgrim deck

wat

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:06 pm

Invoke prejudice so good
I'm guessing you play it with no creatures in play?

just black ones.

btw the guy who painted it is totes a racist

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:50 am

Invoke prejudice so good
I'm guessing you play it with no creatures in play?

Yup. I love playing thassa t3 and invoke t4. Then the envhantment that makes all permanents the color of my choice followed by a hibernation or an llwellan chephalid empress

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:50 am

And that guy is totes racist

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:00 am

there used to be a thread on mtgs where the neckbeard legion argued that invoke prejudice isn't supposed to be the ku klux klan or make you think of them at all

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:19 am

I once tried to buy an invoke prejudice to annorax just because he was the biggest nigger on the site. He declined although I was offering him more than market value on the card (I wanted it signed by him too).

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:47 am

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:48 am

I once tried to buy an invoke prejudice to annorax just because he was the biggest nigger on the site. He declined although I was offering him more than market value on the card (I wanted it signed by him too).

lol, he is.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:18 pm

This seems relevant to our interests:

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:54 pm

That is sweet

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:49 pm

It really needs to have

CONSULT HELIX FOSSIL

and

GUYS WE NEED TO BEAT MISTY

etched somewhere on it

Other than that, I approve of everything that alter is about

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 5:38 pm

Picked up goyfs in December

I could sell them and be ahead like $100 after all is said and told

Jesus fuck

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:03 pm

Picked up goyfs in December

I could sell them and be ahead like $100 after all is said and told

Jesus fuck

Did you only get two or something? Goyf is up $45 from december

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:46 pm

I have a goyf

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:56 pm

I have a goyf

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:56 pm

I have no goyf.

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